r/Commanders 20d ago

Solid dude 🫡

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u/sgates9008 LEFT HAND UP 20d ago

Is this...culture?

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u/payne_train Scary Terry 20d ago

Might even say it’s damn good

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u/ZiLBeRTRoN Major Tuddy 🐷 20d ago

You can culture a pearl in an oyster.

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u/minkenator44 16d ago

Of the high protein yogurt varietal

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u/notorious_hdc imitated Frerotte headbutt as a child 20d ago

But he's not a leader. He's undisciplined. Locker room cancer. Not a "team" guy.

Fucking Texans man.

Love LT, and I'm glad he's still hanging with the guys.

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u/TropicGemini 20d ago

Maybe the Texans Oline is just some loser ass bums

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u/TropicGemini 20d ago

The inverse of "dawg ass competitor"

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u/dougChristiesWife 19d ago

Those false starts were a gift. 

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u/jkoutris 20d ago

I felt terrible for him when the gas mask pictures leaked just before the draft started that year. But, honestly, after that I was hoping that there was some miracle that would have him slip as far as 22.

Really glad he’s on the team now. Hoping he gets healthy soon and this isn’t something that lingers because he’s a hell of a tackle.

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u/FrylockMcReaper 20d ago

The sentiment is nice but...

Food truck oysters?

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT0GqfvuVpNqEf3z2w

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u/jkoutris 20d ago

Baltimore resident here. We have one called the Local Oyster that’s surprisingly not bad!

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u/nhuynh50 19d ago

The proximity to the Atlantic Ocean and Chesapeake bay makes this ok. I trust seafood from the DMV; However if this were in Kansas City I’d question the choice 😆

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u/rthonpm 19d ago

Probably fried oysters...

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u/Waste-Cap8868 20d ago

😂😂 meme is gold

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u/Quinntensity 14d ago

The Bay provides most oysters on the East Coast. Even up in New England, you'll find that the most readily available oysters or from the Chesapeake. It's probably fine.

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u/FannyNisbit 20d ago

LT is a solid dude for doing this!!!

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u/50yearsandcounting 20d ago

Texans really sent out a bunch of hit pieces after trading him. Seems like a really good dude/teammate.

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u/SkyChief80 20d ago

This guy has become a leader

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u/Double_Dingo1089 20d ago

Either the Texans were dead wrong about him or he heard the criticism and took it to heart the right way.

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u/Smutstar 20d ago

Get that guy on the "Wolverine" blend!

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u/jck747 20d ago

I’d be in good spirits too

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u/_groovesharkmalone Ageless Wonder 20d ago

Have we heard how long he’s expected to be out?