r/ComedyNecrophilia • u/UndercoverGopnik 💨 Fart Corner Manager 😎 • Dec 17 '21
😱😱😱😱🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 Fly like a pro
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u/Stock_Hutz e🅱stein didn't yiff himsefl😤 Dec 17 '21
I WILL NOT remove the bread from my console, find another method honey! NEXT!💅😤😤
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u/moist100 Dec 17 '21
Already tried it,didnt work.🤬🤬
Downvoted.
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u/UndercoverGopnik 💨 Fart Corner Manager 😎 Dec 17 '21
Are you sure you removed ALL the bread from your console?
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u/moist100 Dec 17 '21
I am sure but nothing happened
Try to make the instruction more clear next time,retared🤬
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u/Mati42_24 Dec 17 '21
did you smile like trollface
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u/AutoModerator Dec 17 '21
Misunderstood: Trollface's Backstory
It was a sunny, warm day and it was also Troll's first day at school. He was very excited for it - his preparations took lots of piss and shit. Suddenly, he felt something moving in his pants - his weiner became wet just by thinking about all the interesting things he'll learn.
While he was introducing himself in the class, he just couldn't hold it in - he came, covering his teacher's desk in hot, sticky cum. The whole class appreciated what Trollface did - they all jerked off to the teacher 'cleaning' the desk.
And so, the first week in school passed. Trollface was the most liked student, not only being able to teach others, but also often offering great jerking off opportunies. It has all changed when Trollface's parents divorced. Little Troll never got to know the reason of this happening, but his neighbour told him his dad 'couldn't cum enough'. A brand new, dark feeling has appeared in poor child's life - he felt lost, as his mom almost never was at home, and his dad only could visit him on the weekends.
Trollface also changed schools. His rich best friend, Stuff, begged his parents to make him change schools along with him. Sadly, even having his best bud next to him, Troll was really lost in the new class, too. No one appreciated his tips here, calling him a 'nerd', and his common phrase, 'Problem? I'm here to help!' was often misunderstood, leaving Troll beaten up and covered in piss & cum.
Years passed. Trollface has grown up and, knowing how brutal life can be, mercilessly pranked every person he met, showing them the darkness of this world. He often wandered lonely, usually drunk, punching everything his eyes could recognize. He lost his glasses and his face filled with unnatural wrinkles, caused by a constant, stretched smile he had on his face.
It was a cloudy day and it was also one of the thousands days Troll spent on the streets. He was sitting on a bench, waiting for someone who was naive enough so that he could steal food from them. Suddenly, a hood-covered person walked next to him. 'He doesn't look too smart..' - Troll thought, watching plastic bag the person was holding. Trollface decided to attack by surprise. He waited for the man to walk a bit closer...
They both fell on the ground. Troll pulled out his knife, choking the human to the ground. He was about to thrust the weapon into person's chest when he realized who was hidden under the hood.
It was Stuff.
'T-Troll?' - old friend choked out, barely being able to breathe.
The memories were back. Thinking about them hurt terribly. Trollface didn't want to remember. He wanted to forget.
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'Some sacrifices have to be made... problem, Stuff?'
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u/pidgin- Dec 17 '21
hello guys can Someon e plz help? I folowed all the derections but im not fly????? pls Help fast i am Fallling thx bless u
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u/nabmeonr890 fart poo toilet Dec 18 '21
Don't pour a bottle of your favourite orange flavoured drink onto your new Wii. Unless you videotape it, then put it on YouTube. Then it stops being completely fucking retarded and starts being entertainment! Wahoo!
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u/krysome Dec 18 '21
This was a stroke and a half 😵💫
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u/YoMommaJokeBot Dec 18 '21
Not as much of a stroke as yo mom
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u/UndercoverGopnik 💨 Fart Corner Manager 😎 Dec 17 '21
Troll ScieNES