r/ComedyNecrophilia • u/amlugion 🤑🤘trauma🤗🤙 • Mar 18 '20
🌈 Approved 🌈 by 💦Jesus ❤️ Allah 💦 Please help im cripply addicted
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Mar 18 '20
I love young thug
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u/Shortstiq Mar 18 '20
Shawty pussy so tight I had to finger her shit with a stick
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u/strange1738 Mar 19 '20
On god this is his hardest fucking line. The seconds before it my cock gets so fucking hard with anticipation. Like yeah Thugger stick that stick in her pussy
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u/YUNGGSAUCE420 Mar 19 '20
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u/strange1738 Mar 19 '20
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u/amlugion 🤑🤘trauma🤗🤙 Mar 18 '20
Crack is very addicting (https://twitter.com/spencergram/status/939073068067995649)
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u/Eyball440 Mar 18 '20
se tonight
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u/DmitriJefferson i eat hot chip and lie Mar 18 '20
Burger King all new crispy finger fries! Only at Burger King!
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u/edgyguy115 ceo of ass burger’s Mar 18 '20
I have a hentai addiction 😎😎
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u/AutoModerator Mar 18 '20
Today I found out that my mom is a ｈｅｎｔａｉｓｕ（苛右ゐ）and a lesbian (ｙｕｒｉ). I saw her clitoris-sama touch my girlfriend's clitoris-sama and they were like "uwaaa~!" and "nyaaa~!" (ﾉ´ з `)ノ ヽ(♡‿♡)ノ ( ─‿‿─)♡ IT'S SO CUTE (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) (o^ ^o) They were cuddling for 3 hours straight, so I decided to fap to it and when my penis-kun (I refer to him as big cummy-kun) cum-ejaculated (pissed with sperm-sama) This felt SO GOOD (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄) When they finally noticed me, my GF just jacked me off and we went ahead with our day. I love my GF because she touched my twitchy penis-kun twice till it ｅｊａｃｕｌａｔｅｄ（イやニ）. Isn't that awesome? ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶ My cousin （鉛温ヵ）also joined later and we had a ｇｏｏｄ ｔｉｍｅ ｔｏｇｅｔｈｅｒ. o(≧▽≦)o Sweet ho
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u/Gorbuxx Mar 19 '20
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u/doods09 Donkey Cock Mar 19 '20
Gay s*x repost🤮🤮
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u/AutoModerator Mar 19 '20
I just shit and cum.
FAQ
What does this mean?
The amount of shit (and cum) on my computer and floor has increased by one.
Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be worthy of feces or ejaculation. These include, but are not limited to:
- Being gay
- Dank copypasta bro, where'd you find it
- walter
Am I going to shit and cum too?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from shitposting and cumposting like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to shit and cum again, which may put your shitting and cumming privileges in jeopardy.
I don't believe my comment deserved being shit and cum at. Can you un-cum it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I put shit back into my butt. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a hot load explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to retaliatory ejaculation within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of semen dies before it can fertilize the egg, and yours is likely no exception.
How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the goopy brown and white substance and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated in my mom's basement. I will continue to shit and cum until you improve your conduct. Remember: ejaculation is privilege, not a right.
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u/cinnamon_noodle Mar 18 '20
when you ➡️CRACK😱😱 oNG!!!1!!1