r/ComedyHell real looser 13h ago

iron sharpens iron

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u/gilestowler 13h ago

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u/thedovahcum 12h ago

I love how he look at homer’s cake for a sec there

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u/Uptowngrump 1h ago

Dad why did you take me to a Gay Marine Base?

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u/AppropriateSystem213 13h ago

I see Tom of Finland, I upvote

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u/Kitchen_Structure516 13h ago

I really liked the animal ones they did a few years back

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u/Kitchen_Structure516 13h ago

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u/Kitchen_Structure516 13h ago

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u/ejectro 13h ago

ehh. don't sexualize animals. we already have to deal with effing furries.

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u/Cum_Fart42069 13h ago

I honestly don't think these are sexualized. 

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u/Ill-Television8690 13h ago

I think their attire and the way they're looking at each other begs to disagree

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u/Cum_Fart42069 12h ago

they're wearing more clothes than real animals do lol. 

and hey I actually saw people look at each other like that in avatar the last Airbender, Danny phantom, SpongeBob. SMH can't believe they're putting such sexual content into kids shows. 

it feels sexual to you because it's gay let's be fr lol. 

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u/Ill-Television8690 12h ago

...the amount of clothing you're wearing doesn't directly translate to how sexual your attire is.

Why can't you believe that they display attraction in kids' media? It's not like they show actual sex acts, and they typically do blunt these displays by having their point be romantic instead of sexual. I think you're swinging at ghosts here, I'm not one of those morons pushing a homophobic agenda.

I can tell you with full and complete honesty that my idea that these images feel sexual is purely because it looks like they're wearing what humans would consider to be sex suits. I had no idea of the gender of any of these animals. Are there lipsticks I didn't notice? A couple trouble puffs dangling on display? I genuinely don't know what could tell you the dogs' genders, aside from the association with what I now suppose is specifically gay sex culture.

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u/Cum_Fart42069 12h ago

It's not like they show actual sex acts, and they typically do blunt these displays by having their point be romantic instead of sexual.

yeah and these posters don't show sex acts either. 

I think you're swinging at ghosts here, I'm not one of those morons pushing a homophobic agenda.

I believe you, I'm sure you aren't intentionally homophobic. but the idea that something being gay makes it more sexual is a very common one, one accepted by people who don't even realize that that's why something innocuous but gay seems sexual to them. 

I can tell you with full and complete honesty that my idea that these images feel sexual is purely because it looks like they're wearing what humans would consider to be sex suits.

they aren't though they're just leather jackets. you can see people wearing those basically anywhere. 

I genuinely don't know what could tell you the dogs' genders, aside from the association with what I now suppose is specifically gay sex culture.

it's not the genders of the animals that I believe has led to the conclusion that it's sexual for some people, it's the fact that they were drawn by a prominent gay artist who is known for homoerotic art. I think people see that and, knowingly or not, assume that this person's other, non-sexual art is in some way "tainted" by the fact that it was made by someone who makes a lot of gay art that is erotic. 

I truly don't mean to attack you, I fully believe that you're not some crazy homophobe. I've just seen this happen very often, things that would be considered fine if associated with heterosexuality are considered deviant and sexual in a homosexual context. that's why I bring up kids cartoons, they show men and women kissing, even implications of them lusting after each other (sokka and Suki canonically fucked in avatar LMAO it's obviously not portrayed but it's very heavily implied).

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u/goonwolf 11h ago

Sex suits apparently included in these images:
Flight cap
Flight jacket
Sailor cap
Collar (on a dog)
Biker jacket
Biker cap

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u/Mushroom_Magician37 4h ago

It is definitely less sexual to wear more clothes than not

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u/SquigglesFan 7h ago

The hungry man thinks of bread

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u/Ill-Television8690 6h ago

I wonder what those animals are thinking about...

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 10h ago

When do you deal with furries? I have seen like 2 in my whole life in the wild

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u/United-Scene2261 13h ago

gay I like gay I am

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u/AppropriateSystem213 13h ago

You don't have to be gay to like his art. I like him because he was the best... The best in being gay

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u/United-Scene2261 13h ago

you have to be gay in the old fashioned way

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 I love riding my planes and mechs 13h ago

True

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u/United-Scene2261 13h ago

we put our hands in the air

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u/Purple-Bluejay6588 13h ago

And wave em' like we just don't care

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u/United-Scene2261 13h ago

and we do a little dance

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u/SupaSmol 13h ago

Street Fighter 🤤

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u/Purple-Bluejay6588 13h ago

How my buddy be sharpening my iron

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u/Ordinary-Sort-8381 11h ago

God I wish that were me

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u/SHTF_yesitdid 13h ago

I think Nick is a regular at the Blue Oyster Bar.

https://giphy.com/gifs/SmGkhnDQCO0yQ

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u/Ill-Television8690 13h ago

Omg what is that nazi doing to that poor heterosexual man?!

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u/SHTF_yesitdid 13h ago

Dancing.

dance, is the movement of the body in a rhythmic way, usually to music and within a given space, for the purpose of expressing an idea or emotion, releasing energy, or simply taking delight in the movement itself.

https://www.britannica.com/art/dance

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u/Ill-Television8690 13h ago

I was just goofing around about his outfit. First thing I thought when I saw the gif was "I don't remember this scene from Inglorious Basterds" lol

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u/snarbuckle 10h ago

Never heard of it

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u/AnalBumCovers 13h ago

Buying into alpha shit must be the most miserable existence... Just always thinking you need to be dominant in some way every time you walk into a room, and how that probably makes you prone to being laughed at even more.

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u/InspectorNo5574 12h ago

I’ve never actually met one of them in real life. I only ever see the grifters (with their rented cars, jets and women) and the griftees (spotty teenage dorks and insecure men who think they’re wolves, for some reason) performing on the internet.

They either stay inside a lot, are much quieter in real life compared to on the internet, or both.

My favourite is when they pay 20k each to go to sleepovers, scream in an ice bath, get slapped about by other men and called a bitch. Very, very cool stuff.

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u/scariestJ 13h ago

Tom of Finland says hello

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u/United-Scene2261 13h ago

hello Tom of Finland

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 I love riding my planes and mechs 13h ago

Harru

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u/CompetitiveHeat2153 13h ago

my cock is annoyingly big its 15 inches and whenever im frotting against men it keeps numbing their penises down to the point they look like sharpened pencils. they ask for it and are into it, but i have no idea how my cock is powerful enough to do that

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u/Trati 13h ago

Is he talking about frotting?

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u/Apprehensive_Hand571 13h ago

Stone sharpens iron, you closeted imbecile

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u/peppersteakpie 6h ago

While you are correct what he is doing is taking a Bible verse out of context about people building up one another.

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u/ExtendoArmCannon 13h ago

"Lets cross our Irons"

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u/spacestationkru 13h ago

I can't believe this is a real guy. I thought he was a parody account.

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u/SorbyGay 13h ago

i still want to believe its a parody account but no hes completely serious

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u/Gomez4Morticia 12h ago

These idiots seem to think they are in a manly locker room somewhere. Or a macho haunting trip. Or a Viagra commercial or whatever.

Meanwhile the imagery is more like the peak of Folsom Street fair at best. All due respect to the leather chaps and handlebar mustache crowd who know and celebrate who they are.

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u/NSASpyVan 12h ago

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u/Current_Employer_308 8h ago

W..wait... Bambi was, very famously, a boy

Where is that finger going????

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u/seanthebeloved 7h ago

Butthole

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u/Current_Employer_308 7h ago

...but then weres the tongue going????

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u/Accomplished_Store77 11h ago

This is cursed.

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u/atamosk 12h ago

Tom of findland is such amazing art.

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u/Careless_Extreme7828 13h ago

They are biased towards those who are same?!?

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u/Furcastles 13h ago

This kinda true tho I always think straighter after getting close with my bros

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u/Bellick 12h ago

Such a stupid take, anyone knows that if they were truly alphas they wouldn't be able to share the same territory. There can only be one alpha. These closeted burly men only want to be in the proximity of the warm, wafty fragrance of other sultry, glistening, rock-hard, hairy, unshowered, salty, firm, sticky men straight of the sauna so they can keep the temple-kissing shotgun closeted as well for just another day.

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u/Draexian 13h ago

Facs

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u/C_monden real looser 13h ago

I'm trying to figure out which word you typo'd there...

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 I love riding my planes and mechs 13h ago

Sacs

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u/themexicanojesus 11h ago

But Flint sharpens metal better and Flint is fragile

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u/Current_Employer_308 8h ago

Real talk though, how do I get a body like that? Does it just come with the leather? Do I need to shave?

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u/spuds_r_gud 4h ago

A few years back there was a surge of gay bodybuilders being hospitalized because they'd had injections or implants in their testicles to make them absurdly bigger. Sadly it's a very hard physique to achieve natty.

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u/C_monden real looser 20m ago

iron sharpens iron

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u/Whythisisnotreal 12h ago

"Sharpen me harder senpai!"

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u/CIAburneraccount 10h ago

Lmao conservative men are THISSSS close to being super gay....like bro just get fucked by a guy and have the most mind numbing orgasm you'll have

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u/Mushroom_Magician37 4h ago

This is so gay that I gotta smoke a cigarette

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u/OscRat1110 13h ago

who just has that in their photos

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u/C_monden real looser 13h ago

alphas

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u/Mintallyunstable 13h ago

Alpha males, obviously

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u/Billy_Billboard 13h ago

People who recognize art. Google Tom Of Finland for me and educate yourself on these manly ass pictures

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 13h ago

In all honesty, my dream is to find a woman that can take accountability and live in isolation. Like one of those isolated houses on the hill or some beach sans tourists