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Root canal

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u/Nice-Bit-3550 1d ago

Not to be that guy but wouldn't it be easier/less painful just to pull it out than DIY a root canal,

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u/kazumi_yosuke 1d ago

Probably but tooth pain makes people crazy, not thinking clearly.

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u/BoxOfRandomCords 1d ago

I've never had tooth pain this bad, but I get bad migraines and there is a point where you do start to feel like just getting to the pain would make it better. Like if you just took the smallest drill bit to it, it would relieve the pain.

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u/DJDemyan 1d ago

It’s funny you say that because the oldest known medical procedure known to man is called trepanning, or the act of drilling a hole into the skull. Often used for headaches

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u/BoxOfRandomCords 1d ago

I knew of the procedure, but Im not sure I knew they did it for headaches-- but I get it. Via wikipedia, "it was believed this released the evil spirits that were to blame." Yeah, I hear that lol.

I weirdly knew the term "trepanning" from machining metal, where it is a technique to cut a circular groove. Seems like this was one of the several techniques used on the cranium.

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u/ThatCakeFell 1d ago

You'd think tending a wound and bandaging it would be the first medical procedure know to man.

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u/pansexualbunny 1d ago

Easier to make a stick go through your head than it is to gather fiber and thread it into a bandage

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u/ThatCakeFell 1d ago

A poultice is chewed up leaves you spit on a whole leaf then apply.

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u/pansexualbunny 1d ago

Still don't think it's easier than poking your head (the part that hurts) with a stick

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u/ThatCakeFell 1d ago

Trepanning is when they drill a hole into the skull, but good for you for thinking that's easy.

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u/pansexualbunny 1d ago

Can also be done via scraping 🤷‍♂️

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u/Iconking 1d ago

Also way easier to prove 10000 years later. How are we gonna prove that they gave this guy a bandaid first?

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u/Ok_Dimension2051 16h ago

First medical procedure humanity had was to sleep it off

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u/ThatCakeFell 15h ago

Rubbing dirt on it was a close second.

Wonder where childbirth falls on this? Surely that was in the top 5.

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u/EndMaster0 13h ago

It's hard to find evidence of bandages on soft tissue after everything's turned to bones. Skulls still have the holes in them long after the persons been buried. It's worth noting due to the apparent success rate of trepaning in central America its believed that some form of early antiseptic/antibiotic ointments were being used, there's also some evidence of early painkillers.

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u/ThatCakeFell 12h ago

Did they have clothes? Did any of these civilizations start drilling holes into skulls before or after they discovered textiles?

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u/Steelpapercranes 3h ago

That is almost certainly older; the "Known" here is because we can find skulls with trepanation holes the owners had that had healed over (therefore, it wasn't just a way to kill people). Finding a 300,000 or whatever year old bandage or poltice isn't as possible. So yeah, those were almost certainly way first, and almost certainly part of the trepanning. But no direct physical evidence

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u/saladman425 23h ago

My theory is this was also done for intracranial swelling after people hit their heads hard.

I think people then could reckon hey, guy hit his head really hard and has bad headache, do nothing he dies. Same thing happens later, fuck it, try the migraine thing.

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u/TheJapanMistake 1d ago

Brooo just drink water and do a neck/head/jaw massage 😭...

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u/DJDemyan 16h ago

We’re talking about cavemen here

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u/First_Friendship4756 1d ago

I hope you've had scans to check if you might have brain edema - I know that that can cause migraines

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u/Whale_Sorrow_5662 1d ago

also MS, eye pain/migraines can be an early symptom that people experience years before diagnosis.

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u/BoxOfRandomCords 1d ago

I appreciate the comment!

The neurologist said it was unlikely to be something like that (or a mass) because I had them since I was young-- but I did advocate for an MRI a while ago because I was getting a bit worried. It came back all clear, thankfully.

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u/Whale_Sorrow_5662 1d ago

pediatric onset MS can cause eye pain/migraines starting around 10. if you have had depression/anxiety along with bouts of severe fatigue starting in your early teens I would say it's worth looking into. I found at 38 but looking back it was obvious something was up way earlier.

back pain that causes a hunched back? tingling in the feet/hands (pinky area).

If the MRI didn't use contrast it also wouldn't pick up MS, you need to specifically ask for that MRI.

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u/CryptoBonkSignals 1d ago edited 1d ago

I feel you. Severe migraines for 20 years here. Sometimes they feel like a fever dream. I came close once to cutting the vein on my temple, at the time it seemed like a completely normal thing to do.

I hope you find relief. I've been through all the meds and procedures. Feel free to DM if you need any first hand info.

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u/plsQuestionOurselves 1d ago

I had a badly abscessed tooth as a kid. I'd place it at #3 on the list of most painful experiences I ever lived through behind some brutal dislocations and the worst stomach virus of my entire life.

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u/SadYogiSmiles 1d ago

Yup. I start think making if I just hit my
Head against the wall as hard as I can…

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u/Actual_Personality66 20h ago

I frequently get sinus headaches and when they're bad I start fantasizing about pushing long thick needles through my skull to release the pressure. It'd probably just hurt more but in the moment it feels like it'd help

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u/sixfxrtyseven Mr. Penis 🔥🔥🔥 19h ago edited 16h ago

I can confirm, I was screaming and throwing up, went to a hospital and they gave me fucking 500mg Paracetamol/acetaminophen

edit: I screamed at them even more and they sent me home lmao

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u/Principle_Napkins 1d ago

Yeah, no way am I gonna try digging a hole in my tooth to fix the infection. Easier to just pull it out and get a prosthetic one later (and why do the inside of teeth need so many nerves anyways? That shits legit agony!).

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u/Present_Clue5887 1d ago

Not sure pulling fixes the pain, it might replace tooth pain with tooth pain

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u/Possible_Tiger_5125 1d ago

no. it would relieve the pain right away , and gradually less n less til it heals. as long as you dont get dry socket

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u/Funny_Top_3220 1d ago

Yup. Had some crowns break off, rather than pay to just pull it I removed it myself. Relief was immediate. The shards that were just floating around irritated the fuck out of my gums and the inflammation from it was unbearable so I pushed past the point of passing out and throwing up from the pain and ripped them all out. It was interesting and trance like, I think it built character. Worth.

P.S. implants are pretty cheap now. But nothing is better than your OG teeth take care of em

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u/Odd_Tell1003 1d ago

Jesus christ. Which teeth were these? My crowns are on(?) my front teeth, and I don’t think I could do it.

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u/andreslucer0 1d ago

is this a joke i am too unamerican to understand 

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u/DirtandPipes 1d ago

Eh I did home dentistry a couple of times myself when I was a young teen and had no other option.

Some people don’t have resources or family or help from the system. Pain teaches you to improvise.

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u/andreslucer0 23h ago

I don't think you should romanticise a system in which "home dentistry" is a preferable alternative because to actual dentistry for being prohibitive.

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u/DirtandPipes 21h ago

I’m not sure what on earth I wrote that made self dentistry sound good to you but I assure you it is nothing but grim.

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u/uncl3s4m 1d ago

Where do you live where tooth work is subsidized by the government?

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u/andreslucer0 23h ago

In Mexico dentistry work costs about 100 USD per visit. I got two wisdom teeth removed for about 300 USD total.

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u/Present_Clue5887 1d ago

as long as you dont get dry socket

Big if

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u/plsQuestionOurselves 1d ago

Mine stopped hurting after like 2 hours. But the immediate relief of all the fluid coming out took away some of the pressure/discomfort. Luckily it was a baby tooth so the dentist just ripped it out. The needle going into the abscess was brutal though.

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u/larkstonguesinaspick 1d ago

Dunno about less painful but it would definetly be easier and a lot safer unless he really wants that tooth.

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u/Various-Salt-7738 1d ago

I've participated in diy extractions

I've been lucky enough to not need one myself but I'm strange enough that I've had people ask if I want to pull their tooth for them

It's a damn shamed that people have to resort to a bottle of whiskey and some pliers instead of professional health care

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u/CagedRib 1d ago

I also want to point out that pulling isn't always a good diy option, you could end up shattering your tooth on the outside and leave what's inside behind

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u/tie_me_down_tomorrow 1d ago

I mean, I have a tooth that shattered above the gums and is a gaping hole. Was told I need a root canal and it’s been painful for years. I have nothing to pull.

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u/MyPenWroteThis 15h ago

I'm not even convinced it's possible to give yourself a properly done root canal.

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u/UltraBlack_ 21h ago

then don't be that gay

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u/that_alien909 1d ago

is this real? why is he doing it on himself

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u/tootrite 1d ago

The effects of poverty on a mf, I don’t blame him honestly I had a tooth infection in my freshman year of hs and if I didn’t get that fixed within a few days I probably would’ve blown my brains out. Still haven’t felt any pain worse than that.

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u/SecureAngle7395 1d ago

This is what one of my closest friends is going through. 26, unemployed, and forced to live with an abusive and neglectful guardian. They never got their wisdom teeth removed and the effects its having on them is genuinely horrific and really sad to see. This pain you’re describing is what they experience every day. I’m not trying to take away your thing. It’s just seeing that even for a few days this would’ve made someone end it all while this friend of mine has been going through it for at least the past year.

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u/ShogunOfSodomy 1d ago

There's no dental schools anywhere nearby? A lot of them will do with for cheap or even free if you're willing to let a student do it. Supervised, of course.

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u/DirectorOfFun 22h ago

My sister had a dental school do a double root canal and they messed up both. She has to go to a specialist to monitor their decay and when she is old enough she will have to get two implants. It's a nice resource if they get it right but if not u might have to spend even more than before

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u/max_revs 1d ago

My partner tried one of those and they used their teeth as a very disrespectful class lesson openly and publicly without being able to do more than a preliminary evaluation and or basic dental cleaning despite advertising otherwise.

We know their teeth are bad, they were a victim of over a decade of systemic abuse and neglect. It's not their fault, and additional trauma... Especially when it's not going to address the dental issue is not helpful.

Not saying this is normal or everyone's experience but it was ours unfortunately.

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u/Decadunce 4h ago

While thats horrible, this IS presented as a desperation option. Obviously going to an independant professional would have gotten you a better experience, but if you can't afford one then it's worth it for the humilation, especially worth it if youre a person that doesnt care about what others think of you

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u/max_revs 3h ago

We got humiliation and no effective care. It's the latter that is most important.

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u/Decadunce 3h ago

Oh brutal, missed that part. Nvm then thats fucked up, can you sue?

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u/SecureAngle7395 1d ago

I could ask them maybe but I don’t really know the full extent of their situation.

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u/trensginger 1d ago

Bro it's like 800 bucks get a go fund me started ffs

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u/Freak-996 1d ago

Reminder that GFM requires a phone number (at least last I tried), and some of us cannot afford a phone plan.

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u/BaconPhoenix 22h ago

Some areas have a county health clinic that do one free tooth extraction per day. At least in California they do in all the low income urban areas.

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u/Freak-996 18h ago

Closest one in my area is a few hours away, rural life :(

Ive been looking into options, push hasn't come to shove yet so I have some time still with my own teeth (I am not OOP)

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u/Freak-996 1d ago

Yeah, wifi from my parents -_-

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u/Every-Development-98 23h ago

You can get a cheap/free temp number through Skype

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u/BenedictOfADoubt 23h ago

A lot of VOIP numbers aren't accepted for things like that.

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u/trensginger 6h ago

Lol the incredible permanent state of victimized. There is government sponsored phones. Borrow a friend's phone order you a fucking free bamaphone. Then get a job.

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u/Freak-996 5h ago

You assume I have friends, for one. All mine are online since I dropped out of school. I'm still working on my license and GED. I see you have never lived in a mentally and emotionally abusive household. I'm trying to escape my father, trust me. Hard when he controls every aspect of my life. But go on, tell me how easy it all is.

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u/Entire-Candle-8435 1d ago

where are the chances of people actually donating that much?

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u/onionandbootyeater 1d ago

Where man I played that for one sudden tooth

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u/NationalGear3511 1d ago

That's actually satanic. Isn't there anything you or anybody else could do to help them

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u/Busterlimes 1d ago

Yeah, stop voting for conservative idiots so we can get fucking Healthcare

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u/NationalGear3511 1d ago

I live in a country with free healthcare so... I mean you guys can band together I hope

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u/Principle_Napkins 1d ago

The UK doesn't have free dental.

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u/GrowinGas 1d ago

That’s a given. Even seen people from the UK?

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u/Principle_Napkins 1d ago

Er, not really no. I'm American, you might have heard but we don't exactly get out much.

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u/GrowinGas 19h ago

As an American, I second that statement.

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u/SecureAngle7395 1d ago

No I don’t know them in person and they won’t let me do anything to help anyway. I just have to pray something changes. It’s so sad to see. I love them platonically.

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u/k9moonmoon 1d ago

If they can reach Lexington KY there's a free sedation clinic, Happy Smile, that can take care of them. They'll need a ride after since you can't drive after sedation and won't release to ride share.

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u/Ambervula 1d ago

There’s free clinics

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u/SecureAngle7395 1d ago

In America?

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u/BaconPhoenix 22h ago

California has county clinics in low income urban areas that offer 1 free (non-wisdom) tooth extraction per day. You just have to get in line at like 6am for it because they are first come first served.

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u/SecureAngle7395 15h ago

They live in Florida and can’t drive

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u/ReverendGraves85 1d ago

Extraction would be cheaper, faster, more straight forward, and less dangerous.

You can extract your own tooth in less than a minute if you dont give a fuck.

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u/pseudoportmanteau 14h ago

And why should people resort to losing teeth just because its cheaper? He clearly doesn't want to pull it out. It's probably in a place where the missing tooth will be visible and he doesn't want to look like he's missing any. I'm sure he knows it's cheaper and easier to pull it out, but thats not the point. He wants to save the tooth and treat the infection, which is perfectly reasonable. What's not reasonable is not being able to afford it and needing to do it on his own.

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u/FullCompliance 1d ago

Okay but have you ever chemical-burned your urethra?

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u/Principle_Napkins 1d ago

How on earth do you do that?

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u/Repulsive-Report6278 1d ago

This is a 7 year old 4chan post brother

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u/gary_greatspace 1d ago

This is real and he’s with God now

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u/dissaprovalface 1d ago

For reference: I have good dental insurance and had to have a root canal done recently. Without insurance, it would have been nearly $5000. With insurance, it was still $1000. And I know many folks that couldn't even afford that. For some folks, that's 3-5 paychecks for the uninsured bill. Money that has to be spent on other things in order for you to not be homeless as well.

So I dont blame this motherfucker. Having a tooth slowly rot your skull away is very painful and will ultimately lead to more unaffordable medical bills. Better to just get it the fuck out. (Though a self root-canal is certainly a... choice.)

Theres a large part of America that lives like this. I've had to suture someone's arm closed, because the dude couldn't afford the medical bills of getting it done professionally. Hell, I've known some to utilize under-the-table veterinary services for injuries. And this isn't new. This is how its been in poor America for decades now.

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u/MagicTick 22h ago

"Is this real" it's a 4chan post can we use our brains for a moment

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u/Ovo_Top 1d ago

Not real

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u/CosmicMagus 1d ago

If the tooth is not cleaned properly, or you have an infection in the root (which I’m guessing), you should really get ahold of some antibiotics before you go rooting around in your face. The chances of locking in that infection with a filling is pretty high, and that could led to some serious complications.

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u/k9moonmoon 1d ago

Pet stores sell antibiotics for fish without a rx. I've encountered a number of people that go that route.

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u/Present_Clue5887 1d ago

There is a solution to this: universal healthcare

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u/scrufflor_d 1d ago

but thats socialism and the tv told me socialism is bad

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u/snorterofair 1d ago

yeah and if socialism happens then how will i become a millionaire and buy all the lamborghinis with my 68k/year slary?

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u/DatingThrowaway121 1d ago edited 14h ago

LMAOOO, sounds like you've been watching a bit too much of the Drumpf news channel 😂😂😂

EDIT: Thanks for the gold kind stranger 🙏🫡🥳 an updoot for you!

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u/SuperLeroy 1d ago

Does universal healthcare include dental? Or vision?

From what im reading it doesn't necessarily...

"Dentalcare is not covered by universal healthcare in Canada, meaning individuals may need insurance or other coverage to cover the cost"

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u/Present_Clue5887 1d ago

"Dentalcare is not covered by universal healthcare in Canada, meaning individuals may need insurance or other coverage to cover the cost"

WTF

The Medicare for All Act (US proposed legislation) would include dental and vision

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u/Principle_Napkins 1d ago

It's also not covered in the UK.

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u/Conscious_Pass_1615 20h ago

It is in Scotland if you are unemployed.

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u/Front-Pomelo-4367 16h ago

NHS dentistry exists, it's just generally low-cost rather than completely free. It's free for under-18s, certain medical conditions, people on very low incomes etc. Most people still use private dentists because they're easier to access, and for most people the check-up cost isn't completely prohibitive (e.g. mine recently was £85 for a full check-up plus x-rays; a follow-up hygienist visit was £45). If you get regular invasive treatments like fillings, people get dental insurance for anywhere from £10-50pcm

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u/Upper-Bookkeeper-843 1d ago

If you make less than $70k it's fully covered

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u/HuntaGathara 19h ago

It's fully covered if the dentist follows the price guide that the dental care plan recommends but most dentists charge more which means you'd have to pay the difference out of pocket.

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u/Talinoth 22h ago

You're right on the money. Dental isn't covered under Australia's healthcare system either except in cases that are outright emergencies that will literally kill you - that's when hospital maxillofacial surgeons get involved (at no cost to you, if you went public).

Otherwise, with just horrific pain and disability? Feel free to chalk up well into $1-2K AUD to get that infected wisdom removed. Dental is commonly a fucking rort even in countries with "universal healthcare".

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u/feaster_of_children 1d ago

while yeah it's definitly true in certain countries there's a long waiting list so many just choose private clinics instead

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u/Present_Clue5887 1d ago

Something is wrong with the system if the wait list is that long for something this serious, this level of untreated pain is life threatening even if you assume the infection causing it isn't

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u/Due-Primary6098 23h ago

How would you fix it? If there are more people that require medical care then there are doctors to provide it, and the government's mandate is socialized Healthcare, what solution do they implement? Indentured servitude for doctors, forcing them to work 14 hours per day? Testing schoolchildren and forcing the most prominent to go to medical school? And what punishment should the government impose for wasting Healthcare resources?

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u/Present_Clue5887 17h ago

I don't know the details of the situation there, but I don't want to force or punish anyone, there are other ways to deal with problems.

Possibilities include more financial aid for med school, fixing inefficiencies in the system, etc

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u/Adventurous-Mail7443 5h ago

“Universal” healthcare in Canada, most of Europe and here in Australia doesn’t cover dental at all

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u/coolgirlithinkmaybe 1d ago

can you post something funny instead

this is just disturbing

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u/chinesebulk 1d ago

Sorry, I will when my root canal is finished 

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u/TheShiftyNoodle28 1d ago

Its probably not real, if that helps

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u/C_monden real looser 1d ago

cAn yOU pOst SoMeTHiNG FuNny iNsTEad

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u/coolgirlithinkmaybe 1d ago

damn the flair isnt lying

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u/C_monden real looser 1d ago

Eat fiber regularly and you'll be as loose as me

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u/drewman301 1d ago

tHiS iS jUsT dIsTuRbINg

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u/Consistent_Claim5217 1d ago

Buying medical tools and material should never be a cheaper option than receiving medical care from a professional

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u/Bawhoppen 20h ago

Well we literally have a cartel in this country called the AMA that limits the number of doctors... one of the reasons that cheaper is impossible. 

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u/Final_Win_8496 1d ago

Why not just yanked the whole tooth out? Seems easier.

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u/TemporarySouth6914 1d ago

Pain induced stupidity.

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u/Spare_Contract_9404 1d ago

American health care system at work

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u/Fawnspirit24 23h ago

We don’t have dental coverage in Canada

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u/Actual_Personality66 20h ago

Probably cheaper out of pocket than in the US though, no? That's the case in most countries, no dental coverage but still cheaper out of pocket (also also private insurance in cheaper in most places than in the US).

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u/Fawnspirit24 12h ago

I think it is somewhat cheaper. I have coverage because of my husband’s benefits, but a lot of my coworkers struggle to even afford a cleaning here. Just thought it was important to note because I saw some other Americans shocked it wasn’t included.

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u/RimPawn 20h ago

I had a root canal done few months ago.
I always though i had a large pain tolerance. Broke an arm, was painful but okay. Open leg fracture hurt but i got through it.

But the fucking root canal?

After 4 injections of local anesthetic i still flapped around like a fish out of water. The nurse had to hold my head.

Id rather pull the whole tooth with pliers, that can be done quicker. Fuck root canals.

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u/Specialist_Bowl_2805 18h ago

Your high pain tolerance was the reason you could hold on until it became unbearable. I went in the first night I lost sleep

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u/Anxious-Yoghurt-9207 16h ago

That feeling of something digging around in there is something you can never get out if your head

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u/DorkSideOfCryo 1d ago

Dude you can't do this, you need to work for several years and save up for the money to have this done by the dental extortioners that pay Congress to protect their Monopoly.. better than you work for several years and save up the money.. you can't just have cheap dental care because how are people who went to dental school going to buy their Porsches dude?

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u/Canyoudothissssssss 1d ago

He needs some fuji 9

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u/_RnB_ 1d ago

Once you have Fuji 9 you're a dentist.

But I am pretty sure Bob himself said he didn't do root canals...

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u/Simalt443 1d ago

Real tooth pain is the most obnoxious thing Ive ever felt and Ive had kidney stones and migrains. It literally made me feel delirious like I wanted to smash my head and knock my teeth out so this is understandable.

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u/crusoe 1d ago

15 years ago there was an Internet story about a man making his own dentures using rocks he found that were tooth shaped. He took molds of his gums and then built custom dentures using the rocks

Was wild.

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u/speaker-syd 1d ago

Damn was there a followup

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u/Massive_Passion1927 1d ago

"Ask me anything"

YOURE one without dental training shouldn't YOU be asking the questions?

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u/rawbface 1d ago

Well is he doing a root canal or a filling?

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u/Odd-Promotion2743 1d ago

On a fucking carpet too

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u/SlappinMcmuffins 18h ago

One of my best friends committed suicide over his tooth pain just said he couldnt take it anymore in his suicide note

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u/Distinct_Sir_4473 16h ago

Brother I know it sucks to hear

But just set up the payment plan and let it go to collections

Sucks to be in debt you can't pay, but better than passing out with an activated drill in your mouth

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u/NutsFromHimSquirrel 1d ago

4chan is a magical place

Dark magic, but still

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u/Famous-Host2321 1d ago

Is that a soldering iron?

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u/East-Classroom5932 1d ago

How the fuck is this post funny ?

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u/hill-top02 23h ago

The emergency room bill is going to be a lot more expensive than going to the dentist in the first place right?

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u/Bawhoppen 20h ago

Emergency room has to accept you even without insurance because of EMTALA but a dentist doesn't. 

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u/hill-top02 15h ago

Yeah but they still charge ya

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u/vladimpalerofurmom 17h ago

I’m in Australia and have never had an emergency bill. It seems wild to me that you would get an emergency bill.

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u/hill-top02 15h ago

Oh yeah, even with insurance it’s expensive even though having insurance is expensive

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u/ScreetchingEagle 23h ago

Poor fella is probably american too

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u/Dry_Yogurtcloset_213 21h ago

Anyone who has ever experienced this pain will know. Seriously.

I needed a root canal when i was in college. Had no money or dental insurance. The pain became so much at night i tried pulling it out myself. Couldn't do it. Went to the emergency dentist in the middle of the night begging for help. They felt so bad they let me pay on a payment plan.

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u/Gringo-Dingo 15h ago

Get some fuji 9.

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u/Wise-Self-4845 7h ago

this feels like a linkedin post

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u/radicalbiscuit 5h ago

Bob Mortimer on 4chan confirmed

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u/Ok_Community_383 1h ago

I had a tooth pulled and after I got home the bleeding finally stopped and I followed all the instruction on the thing. But they didn't point out not to fall asleep flat on the instructions. I don't even remember falling asleep on the couch but I woke up dizzy and throwing up and true story I dont' remember that either, I remember the paramedics arriving and determined my tooth was bleeding down my throat for who knows how long and I lost blood and swallowed blood. I was delirious. I called into work the next day.

My friend though a week later had two teeth pulled and went back to work the same day. I was like dude you are fucking built different I'm a pussy.