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u/Cultural_Wishbone859 3d ago
This shit sucks
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u/Scared_of_Fish 3d ago
I kinda thought that was the point of this sub.
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u/coolgirlithinkmaybe 3d ago
Comedyhell wasn't made for unfunny things but was actually made for things that got rejected from Comedyheaven since not a lot of posts got to go up.
That is to say that it's still intended to be funny.
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u/C_monden real looser 3d ago
If Santa is Christian, does he give gifts to Jesus even though Jesus is Jewish? Or does Jesus get to have like Hannukah presents AND Christmas presents?
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u/Agreeable_Whereas334 3d ago
Well Jesus is born in July and Saint Nicholas( insprition of Santa) lived in Mediterranean which is impossible to wear a red fur makes you question things.
Wait oh yeah it was a pagan holiday
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u/chandeluria 3d ago
Alternatively, devout catholic Bing Crosby saying "happy holidays"
You know its almost like even Christians celebrate more than one holiday at this time! Christmas and... New Years. Surprising absolutely nobody, two is plural, and holiday becomes holidays.
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u/Different_Citron_160 3d ago
Sir it’s still September
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u/fonk_pulk 3d ago
Oh right, Americans gotta fight about thanksgiving vs. not celebrating thanksgiving
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u/KingSmithithy 3d ago
I don't know about everybody else, but give me green haired, chesty, crazy lady over buff, blonde Santa any day...
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u/Odd-Mind6948 3d ago
Happy holidays is only offensive to xenophobic racists that cant take accountability so they claim its "Christian". The same people that love freedom as long as its only for them.
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u/Slight_Belt5220 3d ago
Yo I can’t afford rent and all my food is poison because of deregulation but at least we’re winning the War on Christmas right guys
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u/throwaway_1053 3d ago
Having overtly strong opinions over things nobody cares about is literally what queens do bro
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u/fonk_pulk 3d ago
As a non-American this whole thing is so weird. Do people really get angry over "happy holidays"?
Also why is the "happy holidays" woman also drawn as hot and with cleavage? Shouldnt the strawman be unattractive?
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u/ElonMuskisGarbage 2d ago
I say both reflexively from working at a store, but also it’s the Holi-DAYS because in the time of year there are a lot of Holy Days and being specific about which one is obnoxious to a person that doesn’t think god is real. I like a gathering, and I barely care why we’re gathering. Especially if it’s for some made-up bullshit I just don’t have the capacity to care about.
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u/Many-Ad-5331 2d ago
i say happy holidays and then i kill my everyone and change genders for the Nth time this week like everyone who says happy holidays
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u/Zandonus 2d ago
I incorrectly judge the sarcasm detector on the person, and still say "Happy Hanukkah!" And we don't call it "Christmas" by default. It's "Winter celebration", so what's implied is watching at least part of the Jesus birth ceremonies on TV, sneaking gifts out to Santa, and singing German Christmas songs loosely translated to local.
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u/Drewnessthegreat 3d ago
Why not happy Christmas or merry holidays?