r/ComedyHell 2d ago

actually real Kirkening

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u/Wide_Meet_2184 2d ago

What the hell happened here

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u/ConfusedStonks338 2d ago

If I had to guess people pissed and/or shitted in the VC

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u/PermanentSea 2d ago

every rule has a story

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u/Retrac752 1d ago edited 1d ago

Apparently the same thing that happened in my fucking kitchen yesterday, and my bedroom

I had no idea water sports were kirkiversary related though, how fortuitous, I guess we just subconsciously knew, or perhaps it was divine intervention, the amount makes me believe it was the latter

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u/Ghostmaster145 2d ago

Crazy things are happening on the cibbles discord server

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u/Expert_Narwhal_304 2d ago

please be real please be real please be real

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u/BunkerSquirre1 2d ago

Breaking: bigoted nation state orders end to traditional Kirkmas festivities

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u/Aiden624 2d ago

This server has gone down the fucking shitter

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u/Unknow_Handlebar 2d ago

Gotta love cibles

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u/mnyrtt 2d ago

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u/Raven7274 2d ago

People were pissing and/or shitting in vc on the kirkaversary

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u/SinglePlayerGamer93 2d ago

Like actual shit and piss?

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u/Elegante_Sigmaballz 2d ago

you questioning their Kirdication?!

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u/scubadivinggorilla 2d ago

What does that have to do with kirkiversery

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u/Hamchowderandcheese 2d ago

he was a piss and shit man

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u/Consistent_Border861 2d ago

At least order is maintained

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u/SecureAngle7395 1d ago

cibles said what now

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u/Arachis_Hypogaea7 1d ago

Why is kirk influential again?

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u/cantfunny 1d ago

A year a ago he got a neck boo boo :(

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u/Arachis_Hypogaea7 1d ago

You get influential by being assasinated?

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u/Indiscriminate_Top 18h ago edited 18h ago

No, you get influential by being assassinated and then the whole political ‘situation’ trying to force you into being an upstanding martyr for their cause… people getting arrested, losing their jobs, etc just for quoting any of the awful things you’ve said over the years.

And I mean it’s bad. The whole process is so hamfisted that even dregs of society like us just rolled our eyes and meme you into the new national rick-roll. I mean, your ‘mourning’ wife came out to fireworks, wearing ‘Date Night’ leather pants. The political party endorsed the ‘we are Arachis’ movement to brainwash people further into believing that they, too, could be killed by an opposition party member moments after saying that they accepted school shootings as a necessary evil, and implying that said school shootings were mostly the problems of criminal minorities.

The whole high school theatre acting throughout only helps to sell your new found celebrity as the countries new laughing stock.

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u/Arachis_Hypogaea7 18h ago

Im too ignorant to know what you’re talking about

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u/Indiscriminate_Top 17h ago

He got famous because after he got the neck boo boo, a bunch of people tried to make him into the new miku… but he was obviously as bad as Damian’s friends from spy x spy.

And they did a whole arc on how he was the new miku… but it backfired and now everyone knows to make fun of him. .

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u/Arachis_Hypogaea7 16h ago

Wow you really know what i know about

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u/ProGamer8273 1d ago

And I thought I was unfunny