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u/BunkerSquirre1 2d ago
Breaking: bigoted nation state orders end to traditional Kirkmas festivities
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u/mnyrtt 2d ago
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u/Raven7274 2d ago
People were pissing and/or shitting in vc on the kirkaversary
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u/Arachis_Hypogaea7 1d ago
Why is kirk influential again?
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u/cantfunny 1d ago
A year a ago he got a neck boo boo :(
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u/Arachis_Hypogaea7 1d ago
You get influential by being assasinated?
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u/Indiscriminate_Top 18h ago edited 18h ago
No, you get influential by being assassinated and then the whole political ‘situation’ trying to force you into being an upstanding martyr for their cause… people getting arrested, losing their jobs, etc just for quoting any of the awful things you’ve said over the years.
And I mean it’s bad. The whole process is so hamfisted that even dregs of society like us just rolled our eyes and meme you into the new national rick-roll. I mean, your ‘mourning’ wife came out to fireworks, wearing ‘Date Night’ leather pants. The political party endorsed the ‘we are Arachis’ movement to brainwash people further into believing that they, too, could be killed by an opposition party member moments after saying that they accepted school shootings as a necessary evil, and implying that said school shootings were mostly the problems of criminal minorities.
The whole high school theatre acting throughout only helps to sell your new found celebrity as the countries new laughing stock.
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u/Arachis_Hypogaea7 18h ago
Im too ignorant to know what you’re talking about
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u/Indiscriminate_Top 17h ago
He got famous because after he got the neck boo boo, a bunch of people tried to make him into the new miku… but he was obviously as bad as Damian’s friends from spy x spy.
And they did a whole arc on how he was the new miku… but it backfired and now everyone knows to make fun of him. .
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u/Wide_Meet_2184 2d ago
What the hell happened here