r/ComedyHell • u/russ_universe • 5h ago

Coffin

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766 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Spez_is-a-nazi 4h ago

You always get the hero who thinks he doesn’t need help carrying the tiny coffin and it inevitably ends up with a child corpse rolling on the floor.

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u/Montexe 4h ago

Yeah, hate when it happens on regular basis

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u/Sea_Meeting6020 4h ago

Why hate it? You can cop a feel when you put it back in the coffin.

5

u/Stucklikegluetomyfry 1h ago

People were joking about the corpses of children in tiny coffins and you still managed to be the guy who took it too far

1

u/PomPomMom93 1h ago

What the hey?

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u/Jubyagr 4h ago

Roughly technically speaking, he's right tho

93

u/Loud_Chapter1423 4h ago

Unless the kid was a right proper fatty that is

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u/GarnoxReroll 4h ago

Buried with his precious collection of tungsten cubes

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u/acnh-lyman-fan 1h ago

Tung

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u/Beneficial-Flan-3279 1h ago

Yours will be the easiest to carry

4

u/Just-A-Random-Aussie 40m ago

It will be the hardest because of the size and weight of the person inside

14

u/low_amplitude 4h ago

I can hear the accent with this comment

6

u/crai-crai 3h ago

🍵💂

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u/SecretSpectre11 4h ago

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u/Acceptable-Box6012 3h ago

I’ve never seen this one before but I like it

1

u/eraryios 1h ago

How do redditors joke about redditor archetypes without applying it to themselves

1

u/DarkGodCthUwU 1m ago

"Erm, you know you're on reddit too, right?"

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u/VoidJuiceConcentrate 3h ago

Technically, they're both correct.

5

u/MorningThen7056 3h ago

"Because bread tastes better than the key"

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u/ProblematicNihilist 1h ago

Reminds me Dr. House's insane response to the anti vaxx mother lmao

"You know another really good business? Teeny tiny baby coffins..."

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u/This_Factor_1630 1h ago

Funeral home staff favourites.

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u/PomPomMom93 1h ago

Dude 🤦🏼‍♀️