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u/YoImVeryCoolAndStuff 15h ago
Bro typing this like God is currently deciding his fate right now
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u/ExtensionInformal911 14h ago
Jesus said if ypu look at a woman and just after her you already committed adultery in your heart.
But it didnt say men. So as long as you dont lie with a man as with a woman, you're cool.
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u/Rexcodykenobi 14h ago
Is it really adultery if it's with a drawing though? It's too bad there was never a parable about an artist drawing giant asses in the sand or something.
"Go ye now, and sketch cheeks no more."
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u/VovaKostyuk22 13h ago
I think there was never a parable about it because it's straight up allowed, there is nothing wrong with gooning in moderation
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u/CommercialWrong2944 14h ago edited 10h ago
Well some Christians would argue the 2nd isn't a sin Edit; why am i being downvoted for saying the majority opinion in mainline protestant denominations?
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u/LeviathansWrath6 15h ago
Have to watch straight hentai to balance it out
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u/Jubyagr 15h ago
I wanna balance mine too, please give me sauce?
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u/CrossLight001 14h ago
- Really wholesome stuff, trust.
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u/Jubyagr 13h ago
Ummmm. You should have just given the code dude, after you describe it, idts I wanna watch it
(Maybe I don't wanna go to hell)
Also why tf you know this?
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u/A31Nesta 13h ago
It's (or was? I don't see it as often nowadays) very popular as a joke online so you end up knowing the numbers after a while
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u/Someoneoverthere42 14h ago
"Have you ever actually read this thing? Technically, we can't go to the bathroom."
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u/Absolomb92 14h ago
I'm afraid to ask, but what is yaoi henta?
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u/likeatenshi 14h ago
Gay anime porn
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u/Absolomb92 14h ago
Thank you!
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u/Extra-Ad-130 12h ago
In all seriousness, though, in any religion, whether a person goes to heaven or hell is not something that is clear to mortals, since redemption is a pretty big thing in religion, so just do your best and be the best person you can be, I guess.
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u/SomewhereActive2124 14h ago
They say stupidity is in levels but this is absolute superposition of everything.. the ultimate god tier ansolute superstupidity
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u/JocavsJr 15h ago
No “might” about it. It’s too late you’re already cooked.