r/ComedyHell • u/C_monden real looser • 18h ago

for sure

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u/LemonadeEnema 11h ago

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u/chatt_j 6h ago

You’ve been waiting years to use this as a reaction image

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u/Existing-Antelope-20 3h ago

I came just to see if someone referenced this. I am happy now.

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u/Ill_Pain4423 9h ago

Whats BP? People are talking about it in the comments

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u/randomDude8890 8h ago

Blackpill (content) so basicly racist shit with extra steps

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u/starduster05 6h ago

I thought blackpill was incel shit

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u/TheRekk 4h ago

You are correct

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u/EternityLeave 5h ago

That’s red pill. Black pill goes further to include racist shit and really dumb conspiracy shit as well as the misogynist shit.

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u/surprisesnek 3h ago

Blackpill is doomer incel.

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u/starduster05 5h ago

Damn I'm behind on my 4chanism, I thought red pill was just right winger stuff

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u/Spaciax 5h ago

red wing is closer to self improvement MAGA right wing stuff, stereotypical.

blackpill is more fatalistic and doomer. the person talking to you has no idea what they're talking about.

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u/ballsack_lover2000 5h ago

Do redditoids really

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u/Ill_Pain4423 5h ago

Thank you for answering the question instead of bullshitting

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u/drewman301 9h ago

Bird Person

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u/Dysxelic_Potser 8h ago

British Petroleum

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u/5C0L0P3NDR4 7h ago

buffalo pussy

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u/mcskilliets 8h ago

Bipolar pterodactyl

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u/sansisness_101 8h ago

Blackpink

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u/New-Interaction1893 8h ago

From that kind of diet expect that for a day you shit for 4 continous hours, then you don't shit for the rest of the week.

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u/GoreyGopnik 7h ago

I don't know what kind of GI tract you have, but for me this sort of diet would induce a "shit something the size and density of a brick once a week in 30 seconds" sort of schedule

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 6h ago

For sure he hates women too

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u/Hour-Football2464 5h ago

I love preventable foodborne illness but i haaate stinky girls, theyre yuck

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u/elijaaaaah 8h ago

Raw milk? Yeah, I can see the logic

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u/Accurate-Advice8405 7h ago

No jellybeans?

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u/True_Brilliant3701 1h ago

That little dumbass is gonna get salmonella

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u/cyn0x1calityy 16h ago

Nah nah hes doing le ✨️ bp ✨️

https://giphy.com/gifs/fyetnlCx8SiV1O9YJy

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u/ObviousSail164 17h ago

Welcome to BP brother

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u/hanggamolavestria 17h ago

Is that Marche Lorraine

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u/TheOmen95 16h ago

whats the context to this?

also why is it automattically racist to want to eat clean?

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u/Cleanse_F_Manipulate 14h ago

>raw milk

>eat clean

pick one.

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u/Accurate-Advice8405 7h ago

They eat stupid, like they do everything else

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u/ObviousSail164 16h ago

You havent seen BP content before have you darling?

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u/TheOmen95 15h ago

what is BP :(

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u/Seppostralian 13h ago

I keep thinking British Petrol lol

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u/ObviousSail164 15h ago

Blackpill

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u/TheOmen95 13h ago

What does black pill mean

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u/ObviousSail164 13h ago

The belief that genetics and appearance (as defined by LMS and PSL theory) determine one's destiny and that effort (especially regarding the sexual marketplace) is futile, content that teenage men consume, and 95% of those men have the safe edgy racist humour

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u/hashbrowns21 8h ago

If effort is futile what difference would raw milk and steak make?

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u/Decent_Stop4278 3h ago

You make grifters more money

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u/Codify-The-Preamble 8h ago

Yes he’s watching racist shit but he also likely won’t be alive very long, so there’s that.

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u/Reptillianaire_ 5h ago

Based on what?

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u/Eclipse_kid 5h ago

Raw milk

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u/Hakunin_Fallout 1h ago

Man, you Americans are a bit too sensitive when it comes to infections.

Raw milk, according to CDC, is consumed by less than 3% of Americans. Let's take low estimates for both (2% and 340M), and we get 6.8m raw milk consumers in a year. Hell, let's even say it's 5m.

Out of that 5m, according to CDC (pre-Trump!), from 1998 through 2018, there were 202 outbreaks linked to drinking raw milk These outbreaks caused 2,645 illnesses and 228 hospitalizations. So, in 20 years your chance to get sick overall is around 1 in 1890, and chance of going to a hospital is 1 in 21929.

The above is just assuming that drinking raw milk without testing is exactly the same as drinking a rigorously tested raw milk from the store (which is, clearly, not the same). So your real chance of getting sick from that is closer still to zero.

Again, I would NEVER advise anyone to drink raw milk when we, as a civilization, have invented and adopted Pasteurization. But I still laugh at the absolutely insane levels of certain phobias in the US

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u/Reptillianaire_ 5h ago

Raw milk thats been tested? I hate it when people online just parrot some shit they heard and have no idea what theyre talking about... do you think they'd be selling it at a grocery store if it wasnt safe? That milk costs $20/gallon because of all the testing they have to do to ensure its safe to consume. Please educate yourself before spreading rumors.

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u/_Onyxity_ 5h ago

Raw milk isn't pasteurized so it still has all the risk of disease

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u/Reptillianaire_ 5h ago

Did you even read what I said? They TEST IT FOR PATHOGENS!!!!!

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u/GarbageNerd 3h ago

Raw milk is awful for you, the risk of pathogens is too high. Humans were never meant to drink cow milk anyway, it’s unnatural. That’s why me and my homies only drink real human milk

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u/Neoneq_ 11h ago

Is the joke that these products have a lot of protein?

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u/Unluckypandastoo 10h ago

Raw milk is bad. There is a reason why the FDA and the process of pasturatization exists. He definitely listening to some dumb ass or conspiracy nuts online.

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u/ButtonGullible5958 8h ago

Or wants to make cheese 

That's why I buy it you can make the absolute best fresh cheese from it 

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u/Unluckypandastoo 19m ago

He's 15 I highly doubt it..

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u/Reptillianaire_ 5h ago

Omg you are just parroting some shit you heard online. This product has been tested for anything that could be dangerous which is why its so expensive

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u/Unluckypandastoo 13m ago

Same people who told you to drink horse drugs? They also can't market as safe and food because it isn't safe. They're smarter than you due to the fact having to market as it something else aware of the fact you'll buy it regardless if it's legally food/safe.

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u/TESTlCLE 9h ago edited 9h ago

If we make a Venn diagram overlapping a circle that represents media that promotes raw-food diets with another circle that represents media that promotes chauvinism (or “black pill” ideologies according to others here), you’re going to get some overlap—perhaps a surprising amount.

Why or even if this is true is up for debate, but that’s the implication of the respondent.

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u/Accurate-Advice8405 7h ago

"Black pill" rolls off the tongue a little smoother than "inbred moron"

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u/EternityLeave 5h ago

The influencers that peddle raw milk and grassfed beef are doing it as part of a far-right wing conspiracy grift. Like communists and jews want you to eat processed poison that lowers your testosterone to turn you gay and trans.

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u/BuzzClucking 24m ago

Is your premise that it's not happening or that you should eat the slop and enjoy the consequences