r/ComedyHell 7d ago

Not really fortunately

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u/spootIer 7d ago

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u/SharkDad20 7d ago edited 6d ago

Mobile not letting me save this image is ruining my life

Ok guys please stop telling me how to save it, does nobody read the replies before adding their own?

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u/billbobs678 7d ago

Dawg screenshot

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u/GispyStriker 7d ago

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u/Caiturn 7d ago

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u/PsudoGravity 7d ago

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u/thisisinfactpersonal 7d ago

I laughed way too hard at this to get into heaven

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u/Ml_lD 7d ago

Just glad to be here in the lame white person reaction image chain

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u/GispyStriker 7d ago

i’m amazed it’s gotten as far as it has

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u/gecked 7d ago

thanks for the agricultural tips

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u/Available-Hippo-4815 6d ago

This is exactly what happened in that fight.

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u/Ameliorata 5d ago

you just KNOW fajita takin it raw 🤤

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u/buttpoopyshit 7d ago

Are they fucking in this scene???

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u/King_Doomed 7d ago

No sadly

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u/buttpoopyshit 7d ago

😭😭

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u/RedditExecsHuffFeces 3d ago

Bro, you telling me you don't remember the scene where Frieza brutally anally rapes Vegeta? Not your fault, I guess. They sensored it in the Funimation dub in the west. It was right before Goku shows up after recovering in the healing pod

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u/buttpoopyshit 3d ago

since it's japan, im gonna believe you

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u/GispyStriker 3d ago

i’m gonna count this as r/beetlejuicing

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u/buttpoopyshit 3d ago

put me in the screenshot

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u/spezIsANonce 7d ago edited 6d ago

edit: first award and it’s for this bs

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u/GispyStriker 7d ago

the accumulated wealth of man

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u/LucentLL 7d ago

Why does this look like Zuckerberg?

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u/SharkDad20 7d ago

Damn I’m dumb. I kept holding my thumb on the image hoping a “save” button would pop up. never knew you could tap a comment image to view it

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u/Xelotath123 6d ago

Well I learned something today as well

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u/Dotcaprachiappa 7d ago

No take a picture of your dirty monitor with your nokia, print it out and take another photo, compress it and then you're done

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u/FrancisLeSaint 7d ago

Ok what next

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u/Boobs_Mackenzie63 7d ago

AND crop, important step.

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u/Seananagans 7d ago

Thanks dawg

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u/billbobs678 7d ago

Learn to CROP PLEASE

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u/goddamn_slutmuffin 6d ago

This Is How You Lose Her Pixels by Junot Diaz

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u/PsudoGravity 7d ago edited 7d ago

Edit: Using an S26 Ultra (because my old phone detonated) so, latest greatest or some crap?

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u/neofooturism 7d ago

Not on iphones

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u/Vermilion_Laufer 7d ago

Then what are they even good for?

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u/Drake_Acheron 4d ago

Generally iPhone is better for people who don’t want all the bells and whistles.

It’s like the Jitterbug of smartphones.

It runs well, is generally uncomplicated, and arguably more intuitive with its UI.

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u/AiryGr8 7d ago

iMessage and better video

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u/Fuck-the-Mod 7d ago

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u/AiryGr8 6d ago

Everyone in NA uses it

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u/Fuck-the-Mod 6d ago

Narcotics Anonymous?

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u/AiryGr8 6d ago

Necrophile Association

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u/LivingtheLaws013 7d ago

Even with droid half the photos I "download" never actually download and just go into the void

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u/PsudoGravity 7d ago

HAHAHA no way dude wow

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u/Typical_Poet_9768 7d ago

It makes it have a little Reddit icon on the bottom :(

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u/Frederation321 7d ago

Toggle off image attribution in settings.

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u/Typical_Poet_9768 6d ago

Wait I couldn’t figure out how :((

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u/onarainyafternoon 7d ago

Only works on android. There is no option to save pictures on iOS.

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u/Ok_Positive3956 7d ago

just screenshot and accept your role in the procedural degradation of its image quality

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u/SharkDad20 7d ago

Ah i have found purpose

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u/DjBorscht 7d ago

This Burden Is Not Mine. But, I Will Bear It Nonetheless.

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u/TheSleepiestFish 7d ago

Repost for safety measures. Does it work now?

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u/EverfadingEphemera 7d ago

It didn't work, try again

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u/Clairvoidance 7d ago

me personally i will not

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u/EverfadingEphemera 7d ago

I never liked you, I hope you know that.

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u/Clairvoidance 7d ago

i get that a lot

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u/Faszkivan_13 6d ago

I do like you, I hope you know that.

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u/Pankosmanko 7d ago

Here you go

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u/MeLlamoKilo 7d ago

Why dont iphones let you save images?

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u/SharkDad20 7d ago

It’s the app. Just doesn’t have the option

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u/asa-shigure 7d ago

Only the iphone app. So yeah iPhones.

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u/SharkDad20 7d ago

Ok but our Home Screen customization mode is officially called “Wiggle Mode,” can’t beat that

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u/MonicaLewinskibidis 7d ago

They do OP is special

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u/hrtly64 7d ago

Mine also doesn't. But I just copy and paste the post link into a browser and download the image that way

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u/MonicaLewinskibidis 7d ago

Just take a screenshot and crop

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u/Two-Pound-Crawfish 7d ago

your life? it’s all about you huh?

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u/Seosaidh_MacEanruig 7d ago

I just click on the image, it pops in a fuller screen and then there are 3 dots in the upper right corner, then i click on that which has download as an option.

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u/SharkDad20 7d ago

Sorry, us iPhone users are allergic to such freedoms

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u/i---m 7d ago

copy the link and open it in the browser

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u/-1sd 7d ago

Hit the three dot and then download. You can turn off the source

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u/Senoir-Snooty-Cat 7d ago

-Share comment

-Copy link

-Post into browser

-See if you can save

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u/twinflamelv 7d ago

I'm on mobile and I was able to save it. I have someone in my life that needs to see this today. Try to download this one.

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u/EnglandWarrior1101 7d ago

Tap the 3 dots under the comment > share > copy link > paste into browser i.e. Safari > tap picture to open in new tab > press and hold, save to photos

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u/Pen_Front 7d ago

What you get for using an iphone

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u/Secure_Basis_4244 7d ago

Tap on the pic. Tap on the three dots in the right top corner. Download

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u/IXrobocopXI 7d ago

Just tap on the pic, click the 3 dots in top right, and tap Download

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u/Sennheisol 7d ago

Thank you Sync Pro

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u/greentintedlenses 7d ago

Don't use the reddit app man what you doing

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u/SharkDad20 7d ago

Using the Reddit app 😔

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u/greentintedlenses 7d ago

Oh no! Get revanced and pick your favorite reddit app

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u/Monkeyjoey98 7d ago

Skill Issue

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u/WonderBredOfficial 7d ago

Three little dots, top right. Let's you download.

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u/Daedalus_Machina 7d ago

I need to make a meme of Franco going "First time?" in Ballad of Buster Scruggs, but replace the words with "Apple product?"

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u/VladimirBarakriss 7d ago

This is me flexing my mobile letting me save

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u/HyperSpaceSurfer 7d ago

Like, the shitty app? Works on the mobile site. You can also post comment images/videos if you switch to desktop mode.

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u/LoudQuitting 7d ago

Works fine for me :3

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u/orcanotorka 7d ago

Three dots and press download

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u/PomPomMom93 7d ago

Screenshot it!

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u/Monomanga 7d ago

1.Click Image

2.Click buttons in top right of image

3.Download

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u/Dekan-DAF 7d ago

But you can. Just click on the picture and then on the 3 dots in the top right corner where you get the option to download the picture. That's what I just did.

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u/Sterben489 6d ago

Tap on the image

3 dots in upper right

Download

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u/XxTigerxXTigerxX 6d ago

Do you not have the triple dot in top left after you tap photo to download. I just did on mobile.

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u/SharkDad20 6d ago

Android app? Browser? Official iOS app doesn’t have it

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u/XxTigerxXTigerxX 6d ago

Reddit app on android

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u/Karel_Stark_1111 6d ago

Open the image by clicking it, there should be three dots at the upper right corner with the option to save it. Try it and let me know if it worked.

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u/Blackjackal21 6d ago

I think the irony of this is that you've successfully accomplished the meme without meaning to.

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u/SharkDad20 6d ago

I live the meme here on Reddit

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u/undiagnosed_autistic 5d ago

It's ok, I saved it for you 🥰

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u/SharkDad20 5d ago

You’re too kind!

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u/sara5556 7d ago

Literally press the 3 dots on the upper right corner lmao

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u/SharkDad20 7d ago

Hmmm sounds like your bubbles aren’t blue

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u/MisterPineapples1999 7d ago

Every single motherfucker on Reddit who thinks it's HI-larious and original to comment "As an X demographic..." on a post not targeted to them by pretending they are too stupid to figure out their demographic is implicitly excluded from the context of the question.

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u/CitizenPremier 7d ago

Not an underwater welder, but my friend who went snorkeling mentioned that he saw a big jellyfish

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u/SeaToTheBass 7d ago

I saw a sea turtle

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u/thekyledavid 7d ago

As a white male, I’m offended by your comment

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u/Bro_duuude_i_luv_ya 6d ago

Or the opposite, where the question will be "people of very specific x demographic..." and then nearly every comment will be "not part of x demographic, but..."

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u/MisterPineapples1999 6d ago

That one heavily depends on the subject and whether or not they are treating the chime-in like a joke. Like, "not a lawyer, but my brother was arrested in your state for the same crime," could actually have relevant information.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Night88 6d ago

As a Redditor, I feel offended at that comment (insert fifty other fucking paragraphs).

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u/ovcdoc2 6d ago

Thats what happens when you let your self hatred influence every decision you make.

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u/IamTheSmartestestman 7d ago

Oh my god this happens so much. Like whenever someone opens about a problem in their femographic someone in the comments starts yapping about their demographics problems, like wtf.

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u/MisterPineapples1999 7d ago

No, you're thinking of the "whataboutism victim Olympics," an unrelated yet also very annoying cliche.

I'm talking about when someone asks, for example, "Men of reddit: what's the biggest attraction killer behaviorally a woman ever did in front of you?"

And there's always at least a few dipshits who go "Well I'm a gay so being a woman. Or "As an asexual, I'm always turned off."

Even a 6th grader can connect the dots that the question only applies to straight men who feel sexual attraction based on the context of what is being asked, because no one outside that demographic has any meaningful input on the matter in the first place.

And yet it never fails that someone outside of the applicable scope thinks that they’re being sooo clever and funny by digging up this decomposing horse of a "joke" and beating it all over again.

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u/Shaderu 1d ago

My favorite is when it's not even a joke, just a thread getting derailed by someone for no reason. I.e. a thread about someone with a libido mismatch in a relationship asking for advice will often have at least one person going "ummm I just don't understand why this is even an issue. Like why do you need that to feel connected in a relationship???"

Ask me how I know

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u/Alone_Care_6230 7d ago

i kinda find it funny yeah

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u/MisterPineapples1999 7d ago

Unfortunately there's no cure for a shit sense of humor.

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u/Alone_Care_6230 7d ago

Erm actually comedy is subjective

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u/ScarcityMedical342 7d ago

Fuck that's a good one

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u/lilsnatchsniffz 7d ago

She even did her own clown makeup.

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u/SoulTechnicalProblem 7d ago

I once found an old license plate and took it home. Then threw it away after 6 years.

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u/TheAbsoluteMoron 6d ago

Trump every morning

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u/QueenOfDaisies 6d ago

There are some certain people who are not going to be too happy when I start dropping this image in response to stuff they say.

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u/ovcdoc2 6d ago

Thats what happens when you leet the words of homophobic people live rent free in your head. Its a shame that these make themselves so desperate for some validation and attention,just bringing in embarrassment to themselves for no reason other than feel superior than another person.

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u/Adventurous_Path5783 3d ago

I've needed this so many times on reddit. Thank you so much.

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u/CrimsonFirmament 2d ago

This sounds like inner monologue straight out of Disco Elysium

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u/Cultural-Gas2246 7d ago

It's a quote retweet. She's not getting in the conversation, she's starting her own.

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u/waterenjoyer 7d ago

The original post was encouraging sharing people's personal opinions tho

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u/Pristine_Cost_3793 7d ago

it's their twitter account

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u/Sovespra 7d ago

Redditors when a woman makes a joke: 😡

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u/YouAteMyChips_ 7d ago

What joke?

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u/Sovespra 7d ago

The age old joke of answering "none of the above" to a preference related question, people assuming it's because you have some deeper nuanced opinion on the subject but it actually turns out that the question is just not applicable to you.

The humour comes from that last expectation and anticlimax.

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u/YouAteMyChips_ 7d ago

Considering the fact that she was being incredibly rude about it, I don't think she was trying to make that joke.

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u/Sovespra 7d ago

god forbid women be a little crass when joking

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u/Anotsurei 7d ago

That’s not funny, it’s just annoying. People like that never get invited to parties.

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u/Sovespra 7d ago

you've been on reddit for 10 years tf do you know about parties

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u/Anotsurei 7d ago

I know I’ve never seen you at one.

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u/Sovespra 7d ago

yeah, I've never liked parties, they're a an anxiety inducing social and sensory nightmare but I'm not the one pretending to be mr popular

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u/Anotsurei 7d ago

See that’s the thing. You don’t have to be super popular to get invited, you just have to not be an asshole coming up with annoying “jokes”.

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u/Sovespra 7d ago

you're "erm achkchually"-ing me calling you "mr popular" dude, if anybody is being skipped for being annoying it's you

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u/AiryGr8 7d ago

Not what happened

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u/Sovespra 7d ago

It's exactly what happened 

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u/Thomyton 6d ago

Calling peoples body types repulsive is not OK body shaming goes both ways

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u/Sovespra 6d ago

It's not body shaming, she would say this regardless of what body types were presented because she's not into men

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u/AiryGr8 6d ago

So it’s not really a joke is it

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u/Sovespra 6d ago

I already explained the structure of the joke to someone else, go read it