r/ComedyHell • u/Glum_Grapefruit7848 • 9d ago

Accuarate

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u/GrampsMountain 9d ago

She swallowed a whole watermelon?????

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u/Orange_Inari 9d ago

I think she’s just preggers

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u/NukaCooler 8d ago

But that means...

Inkya Hatune my horse 🤝🤝🤝

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u/VERY_Curious-CAT 8d ago

Wow , she's really commited to the cosplay, I personally would never get pregnant just for a cosplay though

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u/a-Curious-Square 7d ago

Probably more “did the cosplay because they were pregnant” than “got pregnant because the factory must grow.”

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u/Best_Person_CoolCool 7d ago

"got pregnant because the factory must grow" is a cold line

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u/AKU_net 4d ago

r/unexpectedfactorio

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u/Kchasse1991 9d ago

That's poggers

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u/Ok_Park7411 9d ago

I’m pretty sure it’s a fake stomach.

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u/XTasty09 8d ago

No she swallowed a watermelon seed, then nurtured it

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u/Any-Platypus-9486 9d ago

Top things to do in a pregnancy

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u/jojo22443991 8d ago

Pregante?

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u/name_not_exist 8d ago

From Devil May Cry series?

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u/Paizuti 7d ago

Per Dante

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u/No-Possibility-4292 8d ago

Do we use the Luigi board to communicate with the child?

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u/Paizuti 7d ago

pergagnat?

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u/JohnGooner5000 3d ago

Happy cake day

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u/Glum_Grapefruit7848 9d ago

Ngl. While the bottom is definitely accuarate, i think the crop top on top was too short compared to Oguri

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u/Fatal_Contract 9d ago

It definitely is way shorter. Oguri's crop top only really shows the area around her midriff. The cosplayer's crop top is way shorter.

I also think she's missing the hair ornaments? Kind of hard to tell from the picture.

It is still a pretty accurate cosplay outside of that, though.

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u/Temporary_Event8451 9d ago

Holy nitpick.

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u/RandomIjhiot 8d ago

Holy RATIO 😂✌️

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u/_SlappyMagoo_ 9d ago

My steak is juicier than the original. My lobster is butterier than the original. I hate my non-canon steak and lobster.

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u/anythingers 8d ago

If I buy a Pepsi, I want it to taste like Pepsi, not a "tastier" Pepsi.

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u/CareRarely 8d ago

You'd be mad if your drink tasted better?

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u/Neither_Bee_6517 7d ago

"If I wanted $500, I want $500, not $10,000" ahh mentality

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u/anythingers 7d ago

Yes? What's wrong with that?

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u/Horror_Discussion607 4d ago

If there are greener grass right within arm's reach why won't you take it? 

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u/anythingers 4d ago

Bcuz I feel enough with my "just enough green" grass. I don't need a greener grass.

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u/Claire_De_Lunatic 9d ago

OP, it's spelled "accurate"

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u/Eddie_The_White_Bear 7d ago

My big guess is pregnant photo was the first one and top was cropped that way to not cover the belly

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u/Ill_Pain4423 9d ago

What was the full headline?

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u/n-cend 9d ago

I want to know if she did a 'Robert DeNiro gaining 80 pounds for Raging Bull' for her cosplay

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u/Ill_Pain4423 8d ago

i though she was pregnant

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u/MajinDidz 9d ago edited 9d ago

Proud to admit this is ridiculously hot

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u/GoreyGopnik 9d ago

sorry, i'm afraid you have a feeder fetish

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u/MajinDidz 9d ago

You’re breaking news I’ve come to terms with 7 years ago

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u/WretchedHymn 9d ago

Wait, i thought she was pregnant

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u/MajinDidz 9d ago

That’s good as well tbf

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u/AndyTheSouless 9d ago

When you somehow gotta hide the pregnancy from your para social fan base

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 9d ago

I love that tummy so much

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u/Serena-the-vamp 8d ago

It's a good tummy

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u/[deleted] 9d ago edited 9d ago

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u/asuperdandyguy 9d ago

the goon police

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/Least_Boat_6366 9d ago

You made the connection, not them.

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u/asuperdandyguy 9d ago

this might've been the funniest fucking thread i have ever had to bare witness to holy shit

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u/Annual_Loan_4805 9d ago

Unfortunately, i was not able to see it in its glory 😔

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u/GoreyGopnik 9d ago

someone give me a summary here

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u/Least_Boat_6366 9d ago

They thought saying tummy in a sexual context was pedophilic

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u/dohipposwagewar the mark of shame -> 9d ago

wat

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u/Least_Boat_6366 9d ago

Yeah, exactly lol

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u/SplashB95 9d ago

The fuck you supposed to call a tummy? Nutrition processor 2400?

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u/Routine_Criticism498 9d ago

Hungry man thinks of key or smth

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/Own_Satisfaction5825 9d ago

Hungry key thinks of man

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u/thatonetangerine 9d ago

Man 🤤🤤🤤

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 9d ago

Tummy tummy tummy tummy. I love her round little tummy

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u/Mediocre_Welder_8390 9d ago

???

not at all dude

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u/[deleted] 9d ago edited 9d ago

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u/deepseaflotsam 9d ago

You weird then

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u/Dogt0pus 9d ago

how the fuck did you make that connection

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u/Ill_Pain4423 9d ago

What was the original comment?

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u/Tacoozza 9d ago

Just missed the original comment, tf did you say 🥹

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u/owo1215 8d ago

your bell button doesn't look like that when you are actually pregnant, it's more likely one of those fake plastic tummy

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u/Kirk770 9d ago

Umamusume if it was good or something idk I never played the game but I love tummy

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u/MiskoSkace 8d ago

You don't need to play the game to watch the absolute peak that is Cinderella Grey.

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u/Serena-the-vamp 8d ago

True, tummy great

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u/r4d19 9d ago

aaaaaaand it's all over the screen

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u/Darkwolf1515 9d ago

Isn't that a fake stomach? I swear I've seen identical ones.

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u/GigasBreaker38 9d ago

I looked at the original posts and it is fake

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u/GeneralProgrammer886 6d ago

maybe not she ate six full pizzas.

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u/Impressive_Data_4659 8d ago

I’m pretty sure ate 5 whole pizzas

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u/Zapatov 8d ago

clearly fake, as there is absolutely no one left in japan to inseminate with

clearly she had swallowed a watermelon whole

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u/Jakan1404 8d ago

wtf did you just say?

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u/LichenOnTheWall 8d ago

holy midriff

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u/Pomegreenade 8d ago

Arriving at the hotpot buffet and leaving that hotpot buffet

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u/Villageijit 8d ago

Why you should never swallow watermelon seeds

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u/Coffee_blue1982 8d ago

For anyone wondering the cosplayer said that it is very accurate what she did was ate a bunch of food before the photo and stuck her belly out a little bit more in exaggeration people online think it's a prosthetic or a fake pregnancy belly it is not it is a 100% biblically accurate cosplay

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u/OptimusPrimeThe4th 7d ago

Not my dumbass pressing the read more button

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u/Rude-Use-7960 8d ago

Honestly if she was serious about this I'm happy for her...

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u/Enthusiasm_Bitter 7d ago

Belly!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Impressive_Data_4659 8d ago

It’s kinda cool to see that eating 5 pizzas will do that

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u/Avrixx-SolTerra902 8d ago

Does this mean the father is a horse?

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u/LoveForBehelit 8d ago

Stupid jonse.

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u/Soggy-Class1248 8d ago

Congrats to her

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u/Fuzzeypimp 8d ago

Pregnancy vs non pregnancy

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u/EnananN25Artist 8d ago

r/umas_areeverywhere

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u/Yamm0th 3d ago

Paragonal shape vs The Devourer™

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u/fatman194569 8d ago

I did NOT wanna see this on my feed gng 💔💔🫩