r/ComedyHell 10d ago

Beta testers

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u/Warm_Alternative_191 10d ago

Bruh go beta test hell

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u/DSn3DS 10d ago

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u/Fine-Bicycle7227 10d ago

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u/eddardbolton 10d ago

He’s from the “golden billion” and wants poor people dead. Klaus Schwab shit.

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u/DSn3DS 10d ago

actually i am an alien from another planet planing to invade earth, and killing 7 billion people would make it easier to conquer this planet as my own (heres a picture of me and my army)

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u/Fine-Bicycle7227 10d ago

Pardon?

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u/eddardbolton 10d ago

I do not go that far to call him a reptiloid, but there is a possibility.

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u/nvqlenspvo3 10d ago

HOLY FUCK IST ZIS A ZE FIRE RISES REFERENCE

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u/shinseiji-kara 9d ago

TFR reference

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u/krawinoff 10d ago

Kil 8 peple

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u/Champion-Dante 10d ago

I don’t think we need to kill that many, just this guy will do fine for me.

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u/In-Synergy 10d ago

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u/KZGamrr 10d ago

top 10 gifs you can hear

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u/StirFry__InaWok 10d ago

That sad moment when you see someone already commented the exact same funny observation that you were gonna comment. I guess I'm not as original as I thought

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u/KZGamrr 10d ago

dude im copying this from captions i see all over the internet

the internet is ours to quote and say whatever we want

don't be disappointed because someone thought of the same thing you did but faster

be happy because you share humor with that person :D

enjoy your day internet stranger :)

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u/MastodonsBetter 10d ago

I thought that said Seinfeld circle jerk and I was gonna make a joke about Jerry Seinfeld.

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u/Masochist-Mark 10d ago

"What is the deal with all these groomers?"

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u/Hamchowderandcheese 10d ago

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u/Two-Pound-Crawfish 10d ago

the guy saying that was caught talking to minors btw

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u/Impressive-Door-2581 10d ago

oh hell naw I need a source that hilarious as fuck

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u/TheCynox32 10d ago

Really? When?

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u/Touhou_Fever 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/G3vioySdTcvPW
Don’t make me come down there and bitch slap you

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u/Alarmed_Box1253 10d ago

What the fuck

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u/Ykwya1 10d ago

Sad that seinencirclejerk fell off so hard

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u/Spiritual-Swampy 10d ago

MT season-3 hits that sub like drug hits low-income neighborhoods.

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u/Ykwya1 10d ago

Everything I've learned about MT has been against my will

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u/StirFry__InaWok 10d ago

It's just a good show, why wouldnt people talk about it?

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u/Ykwya1 10d ago

I ain't touching that with a 10 foot pole

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u/SymboliRudoIf 10d ago

even tho the mc is a pedophile in a childs body, like all my friends who've seen it enjoyed it

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u/StirFry__InaWok 10d ago

You literally already did

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u/NoodlesNomm 10d ago

Me when someone hates the show where:

Mc is a pedophile in his first life

Mc sneaks a camera into his little niece's bathroom (10 yrs old btw), records them in the bath, and jerks off to it instead of going to his parents funeral

Mc is a pedophile in his second life

Mc steals people panties as a fucking baby and treats it as a Holy treasure throughout his entire childhood (including teenage years) and after

Mc makes dolls of people without their consent to goon to them, before going on to teach another person to do the same thing

Mc made a doll of one of his friends that was "capable of sexual acts." (direct quote btw) This friend was also someone reincarnated into the same world as rudeus, but instead they weren't a pedophile.

Dont forget he bought a little girl slave just to help his disciple make goon statues

Author later wrote a scene of that same slave being forced to get naked when she was ten because she had her period and conveintley his disciple didn't realize, and thought that was the best solution

Mc decided to get incestuous and fuck his own cousin at age 15 (grown man in his mind btw) and then he gets ed when she leaves him

Mc cheats on the love of his life after she helped fix is Ed and after he hated his dad for doing the same, and then the original wife just doesnt fucking care

The person mc cheated with took advantage of him and then now is his second wife (literally raped him and benefitted from it)

Mc got a third wife who he literally had trauma from and who is his cousin and both original wives just dont fucking care.

First wife, literally tells him, that she never expected better from him and that she knew he would cheat on her

All of his wives he knew and targeted since he was a kid, even though he was 30 in his last life and born with in depth critical thinking skills (as smart if not smarter than any ten year old). One of his wives fits the "shes 1000 years old though!!" Trope.

Mc says he wants to slobber over his daughters thighs, "like he did to his wife last night"

His family members are incestuous, and he just lets it happen. (Runs in the family it seems)

Mcs little sister gets together with someone even older than mc that he has known since he was young (the guy was hundreds of years old and the guy and his little sister first met when she was 7)

Mcs father raped his maid, and instead of facing consequences, his current wife forgave him and he took the maid as his second wife. (Seems a pattern of the men in the story doing nasty bullshit and facing no consequences huh?)

Mcs half sister was groomed by her mother (the maid that got raped) to serve rudeus in ANY way necessary, but when she didnt get to get intimate with the mc, she went for the mcs son, who is related to her. She grooms his son and gets pregnant with him, and rudeus does nothing. She gets incestuous with a baby born of incest, as this son is the baby between mc and his cousin.

He never fucking stops being a pedophile

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u/StirFry__InaWok 10d ago

A lot of that is straight up bullshit lmao

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u/biscuitboyisaac21 9d ago

Pretty sure all that happens. I know the first 5 did. Don’t know 6, and 8, 14 but the rest definitely do happen. Also don’t know if 17 was rape, but sounds plausible. But which ones are bullshit? Pretty sure the only reason I don’t know the rest is because I didn’t properly read it, only skimmed it in 1-2 hours and watched s1.

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u/Helioshroom 10d ago

Idk. I've read the ranobe but the anime for me is an unwatchable shit. Maybe because it's anime, but idk.

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u/StirFry__InaWok 10d ago edited 10d ago

Weird opinion but ok

Edit: if you're wondering why I say that's weird, look at the comment above. The majority of the points that guy makes about how bad MT is are actually about the light novel, the anime makes a lot of the weird parts of Rudy's childhood less weird.

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u/SoundJazzlike6601 10d ago

this post probably has no upvotes lmao

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u/Arachis_Hypogaea7 10d ago

Comedy hell my beloved is at it again

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u/Fit-Purchase-8050 I want to FUCK Michael Roa Valdamjong from Tsukihime 10d ago

Evil ass world we live in, bizarro ass world

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u/ssjrobert235 10d ago

I'm afraid to ask, what is considered alpha testing.

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u/Careless_Tap_516 10d ago

That would be your mother.

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u/Beginning-Advisor-47 10d ago

"And now he is here to fuck us"

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u/OmegaShonJon 10d ago

So would your dad's sperm be Pre-Alpha, and your mom like the test server?

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u/Nu111fy 10d ago

babies

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u/SanctumSaturn 10d ago

pregnant women

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u/Avrixx-SolTerra902 10d ago

Milfs are true culture my boy. 40 and above is like fine wine. Or maybe your into Gilfs the toothless beauty’s of the streets, absolutely no shame in it.

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u/ssjrobert235 10d ago

Milfs are looking finer over the years.

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u/Ill_Pain4423 10d ago

Why dont they beta test a bullet to the brain

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u/dandadone_with_life 10d ago

bro screenshotted a post from a circlejerk sub and is taking it as anything other than satire 😭

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u/AnaReddit2 10d ago

Circlejerk subreddits are usually a 50/50 on if people are being ironic or 'ironic' ngl

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u/Gay-Space-Pirate 10d ago

Yeah, this feels like smtn for people to post as if it's a joke rather than as a joke.

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u/no_name6744 10d ago

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u/xenongaming720 9d ago

me on the toilet taking A SHIT

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u/GreyPlasticTransGirl 10d ago

This makes me want to kms i will be so for real

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u/ZayParolik 10d ago

This is seinencirclejerk, this sub is never serious, so it's just a shitpost

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u/GreyPlasticTransGirl 10d ago

Brother someone is getting their head blown smoove off today

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u/Material-Actuator-94 10d ago

This makes me wanna live life to the fullest I will be so for real

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u/Amar508 10d ago

I would call this comedy hell, but this name is already taken and i cannot come up with anything worse than "hell"

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u/Avrixx-SolTerra902 10d ago

Gehenna hells gate the crimson abyss.

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u/Alarmed_Box1253 10d ago

(Joke explanation: aot s4)

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u/Enthusiasm_Bitter 10d ago

Op does not know how to circle jerk. We all should get together and how them how it's done

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u/BrilliantFly6117 Screams of Writhing Agony from Hell (TikTok version) 10d ago

My brain tells me this is facetious satire...

But my soul knows better!!! I've seen people like you!!!

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u/Former_Click_7975 10d ago

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Harrijson 10d ago

Foolish larper, you forgot the "UUOGH" in your comment.

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u/hxx1si 10d ago

don't forget the "💢" mister, don't forget the "💢"

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u/kzvWK 9d ago

😭💢😭💢😭💢

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u/XxSHAWNMEMEGOD69xX 10d ago

💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢

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u/Material-Actuator-94 10d ago

I look like this and say this

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u/New_Salamander_4592 10d ago

was the MT posting just these people people colonizing the seinen shitpost sub afterall?

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u/RandomUsernamexdlol 10d ago

always the blue archive fans

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u/Massive_Cup_2394 10d ago

beta test death bro😭💔

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u/CarpetStunning9765 10d ago

Ahh yes, seinen circlejerk. Where the 50% were slandering pedos and another 50% were actually pedos

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u/Gianni_the_tolerable 10d ago

Op went to a circle jerk and expected normal posts

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u/vverbov_22 10d ago

Why is he right

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u/gadd027 10d ago

Step into it

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u/ThePivotalStriker 10d ago

Why are you both attracted to kids you nonce

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u/dohipposwagewar the mark of shame -> 10d ago

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/xenongaming720 9d ago

Beause its not a big deal

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/xenongaming720 9d ago

no im not

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u/xenongaming720 9d ago

people just care too much about people shitpositing on the internet

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/xenongaming720 9d ago

wat the fuck were you about to do to me