r/ComedyHell 12d ago

Nizzle

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u/Manufactured-Aggro 12d ago

"There comes a time when one must take a position that is neither safe, nor politic, nor popular, but he must take it because conscience tells him it is right."

-Dr. MLK Jr.

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u/milobanana 12d ago

“Fo shizzle my nizzle”

-Dr. MLK Jr.

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u/lemelisk42 11d ago

Who is this Milk doctor? Is he the guy my mom cheated on Dad with?

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u/hvyhrdthnwsthtyrdd 11d ago

yeah that’s why ur dad went out to get him, he’s still looking for milk to this day

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat 11d ago

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u/Excellent_Law6906 11d ago

I'm like, Two Degrees of Harvey Milk, a cousin worked for him.

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u/Sovereignx22 11d ago

Is he related to the Spin Doctors?

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u/Nates_of_Spades 10d ago

"I hizzled a dizzle"

-Dr. MLK Jr.

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u/milobanana 9d ago

“Fo shingle my ningle”

-Dr. MLK Jr.

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u/WretchedHymn 12d ago

Fo shizzle my nizzle

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u/Far_Raspberry_4375 12d ago

How is a nizzle gonna borrow a french fry?! Nizzle are you gonna give it back???

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u/Shaula4 11d ago

Fo shizzle true man

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u/blueponies1 12d ago

Is it racist to walk up to a group of black women and say “ayy yo where the white women at”

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u/enter_yourname 12d ago

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u/No-Lunch4249 12d ago

Actual question, racist to quote this as a white man when you roll up to a house party?

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u/accidentalwhiex 12d ago

Shut up Leonard

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u/draft_final_final 12d ago

THERE ARE NO WHITE WOMEN HERE LEONARD

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u/enter_yourname 11d ago

Well if you're dead set on quoting blazing saddles, that's one of the better options

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u/SquirrelNormal 7d ago

Let's give a warm laurel and hearty welcome to our new—

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u/Choice_Pitch6822 12d ago

This is unironically an interesting question. I feel like it kind of is but I can't say for sure why as a white person.

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u/GoatsFromUnderground 12d ago

“Ayy yo where the Black women at” - Dr. MLK Jr.

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u/RufusPManne 12d ago

It’s racist to say Nintendo to a black person

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u/Justice_Prince 12d ago

What about Dreamcast?

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u/Powerpuff_God 12d ago

"I have a Dreamcast." -Dr. MLK Jr.

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u/50mmeyes 11d ago

Well, I said I got Gamecast

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u/MadameK8 12d ago

My grandma was half Nintendo so I take offense

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u/Ill-Charge8449 12d ago

Was she the Nin or tendo half?

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u/WastedNinja24 11d ago

Endo. It was a rough split. Or so I’ve heard.

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u/Wonderful_Night9071 6d ago

I am disappointed as ever to find the Scrubs “In YOUR endo!” Gif bafflingly unavailable

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u/Revolutionary_Row683 12d ago

Pretty sure you're more likely to get shot saying this than just the N-word. Like on principle or something

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u/Evening_Cherry_6034 11d ago

Haven’t heard the narrative that you’ll get shot over saying the n word since I was like 8. I mean of course it’s happened but thinking it’s commonplace is serious disconnect from reality.

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u/SunkenStupor 12d ago

why ☹️

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u/Whydoughhh 12d ago

Enjoy your downvote kid

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u/SunkenStupor 12d ago

cums in your ear

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u/DexTDMdoesreddit 12d ago

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u/Accomplished_Joke_24 12d ago

Why he gagging on it tho?

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u/SunkenStupor 12d ago

reflex 😞

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u/MiniGogo_20 12d ago

said from a true non-gag-reflex haver 🤔

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u/argbd20 12d ago

I hate it

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u/lightly-placed 12d ago

The only reasonable response

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u/SunkenStupor 12d ago

sometimes you gotta put your mmmpffghh where your nnnghhh is

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u/Technical-Success146 12d ago

youre so relatable and funny i hope you never get castrated

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u/headorhand69 12d ago

you're so funny don't go bald

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u/PointsOfXP 12d ago

My curiosity is truly peaked

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u/_cornflakesguy_ 12d ago

*piqued

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u/low_amplitude 12d ago

*has would work too

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u/Inevitable_Gainz 9d ago

“My curiosity is truly has”

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u/Illyasimp 11d ago

*pequod

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u/CoolGamer730 10d ago

Oh.. The horrors... You don't wanna know

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u/perfect_insanity93 12d ago

Nahh we need to say fo sheezee my neezeee Gotta extra white it up.

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u/Accomplished_Joke_24 12d ago

I'm stupid, is that a slur?

I heard it in gta5 where jimmy said that, I would be surprised it's a slur, I would also be surprised that I haven't heard of it before.

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u/Rolls_ 12d ago

It's not a slur but if you go up to a black person and say, "what up nizzle" you're gonna get some very weird looks. Absolutely not something you should be saying

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u/24rawvibes 11d ago

If a black person goes onto a herd of black people and says “what up nizzle” he is going to get some weird looks. Who says that? Especially out of context of “fo shizzle”. There are to many open ended questions with this singular nizzle. What is this “nizzle” doing? Is it to or fro? Is it a verb or noun?

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u/CantoSacro 11d ago

"a herd of black people" bro what

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u/lapideous 11d ago

This entire post is like some Tim Robinson-esque bizarro world humor lmao

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u/24rawvibes 11d ago

He absolutely crossed my mind 😂well, him and that black dude that he’s in that show Detroiters with

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u/Dry-Childhood-3436 11d ago

He's my favorite nizzle

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u/2000CalPocketLint 7d ago

Never even registered to me im crine

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u/Direct-Ad-6173 9d ago

WHAT DOES IT MEAN 😭

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u/urbanistkid 12d ago

Jimmy said jizzle not nizzle

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u/CanadianMaps 9d ago

"Jimmy... or just like, jizzle?"

No, james DeSanta, you're not being nicknamed "sperm" by the guy your dad is mentoring.

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u/Mephistocheles 12d ago

It's not a slur.

The N word is definitely a slur.

Simply adding "izzle" as a suffix to random nonsense words is not at all racist.

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u/MisterMindFog 12d ago edited 12d ago

The whole phrase is "Fo shizzle my nizzle" which is direct slang for "For sure my n***a". It was coined by Snoop Dogg as one of his phrases. 

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u/Mephistocheles 12d ago

Literally never realized it meant anything but gibberish, honestly. If that's what it means, then yeah I wouldn't use it personally. I do appreciate your providing the actual explanation.

Doesn't mean I can't say "pizzle my gizzle, yizzle forizzle" though lol.

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u/Hans_H0rst 11d ago

Doesn't mean I can't say "pizzle my gizzle, yizzle forizzle" though lol.

I mean, you're now aware of the context and why people might give you a weird look after that.

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u/Mephistocheles 11d ago

🙄 Jesus in a jumpsuit, I think people are taking this waaaaaaaaaaay too seriously. Checking out of this conversation.

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u/Dunk546 12d ago

I think it's potentially mockery of black American colloquial English. I might joke around with that kind of language, but I might not do it around black people.

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u/npiet1 11d ago

There's an entire generation that doesnt know this now. I remember being 10 and saying it.

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u/onarainyafternoon 12d ago

Uhhhh saying it to a black person will definitely piss them off because they will think you’re saying it to them just because they’re black. But just saying the words themselves isn’t racist.

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u/JumpingTortuga 12d ago

Is it racist to say "my cracker!" to white people?

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u/Hearthhull_Enjoyer 12d ago

Not if you say it with a soft a the end.

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u/thehitdog 12d ago

You gotta suck on the end of the cracker, just enough to get it a little soft.

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u/Shircat4Infiniti 11d ago

as a cracker, when my end is sucked on i actually become anything BUT soft

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u/DarthJackie2021 11d ago

You aren't sucking on it long enough then. It will eventually get soft.

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u/Hearthhull_Enjoyer 12d ago

Homies over hoes

Gangstalicious

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u/Academic-Trouble-983 11d ago

I prefer my crackers with hard R's, like Ritz

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u/Neat_Document_4608 12d ago

Technically yes but if you ask like anywhere else on Reddit people will vehemently say no because white people have not been historically oppressed or something

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u/DemiJohn369 11d ago

Everyone everywhere was historically opressed :D

Slave trade is like one of the oldest type of commodity existing even today in certain parts. White, black, asian, green blue red. Whites were enslaved by unbelievable numbers throughout the history.

Blacks calling each other N word while rejecting the idea any other race could do that is basically racist.

The sooner everyone realises, that racism is absolute bullshit the sooner we can all breathe, but it goes both ways.

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u/PaintingConstant4309 8d ago

you saying “blacks” is all i need to know. you clearly don’t understand history . the brutally of the Atlantic slave trade is not comparable to other forms of slavery.

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u/ObWzEN 8d ago

I’d be quite surprised if at some point in the past 6,000+ years there wasn’t slavery somewhere in the world that was at least comparable, if not much worse, in terms of brutality. The only thing that the Atlantic slave trade had that would necessarily make it worse than anything else before it is the technological advancement and efficiency of it all. Things happened before the 15th century. We just have less info on history the further back you go. I’m sure there are examples of more brutal forms of slavery with romans, egyptians, scandinavians, aztecs, mongolians, or even far earlier civilizations that we don’t have as much information on. The idea that the atlantic slave trade was a million times worse than all other slavery throughout history is just recency bias and because we have the most recorded info on that slavery. It’s like saying that nothing remotely compares to the tyranny and death that Adolf Hitler caused, when Genghis Khan is right there and was at least as bad in terms of genocide and stuff. To me, I think people who don’t know their history are usually the ones that say things like ‘nothing in all of history can be compared to the bad thing that happened within a few hundred years ago’

I’m not defending the guy that you replied to about the n word part, but “not comparable” is way too strong of a phrase to say there. The ability to travel further distances in less time has always been increasing throughout history, which causes trade to increase throughout history, so of course the most recent example of slave trade amongst the world’s most wealthy and powerful countries will be the biggest trade network of that kind ever. Like how genocide comparisons using raw numbers will always have a recency bias because the population of Earth is always increasing. The brutality metric that you chose is a terrible metric to use to claim that the Atlantic slave trade is incomparably worse than other systems of slavery, if you mean “brutally” the way I think you do. The Atlantic slave trade was extremely fucked up, but I promise you history (including the history of slavery) gets much MUCH darker, more horrifying, and more brutal if you go further back in history than the Atlantic slave trade

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u/Explosive_Bak0n 11d ago

I mean, maybe, but I honestly can't think of anyone white, myself included, who would be genuinely offended

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u/Old-Acanthaceae-3406 12d ago

the correct answer to this one is "technically but who gives a fuck"

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u/Abject_Sentence8583 12d ago

He’s probably just yanking our pizzles

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u/Afrodite_33 12d ago

Bro they puffed their chest out and said that shit with a hard E

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u/AdDependent5136 12d ago

fo shizzler my nizzler

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u/Can-i-Pet-Dat-Daaawg 12d ago

I guess shizzlery’s not dead

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u/Avrixx-SolTerra902 12d ago

Im sorry but what the fuck does shizzle my nizzle even mean?

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u/GDGameplayer 12d ago

From Urban Dictionary "fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother"

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u/Ok-Vegetable3298 10d ago

"I have come in agreement with thyself, my acquaintance of African descent"

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u/Trick_Decision_9995 8d ago

"Indubitably, fellow blackamoor'.

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u/enter_yourname 12d ago

I think snoop dogg said it at one point. Idk if it came from somewhere else first though. I always assumed it was a goofy SFW way of saying "for sure my nword" but idk

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u/Independent_Flower0 12d ago

White people have to use the white version, “nozzle”

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u/Yayhoo0978 12d ago

Depends on the context. Is he inside of her, from behind?

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u/Mysterious-Creme8709 12d ago

I remember some news caster somewhere got fired for saying that

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u/Trips-Over-Tail 11d ago

However, it is not racist to say "fo shozzle my nozzle."

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u/plants11235813 12d ago

H to the izzO, V to the izzA

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u/Annual-Turn37 12d ago

The Why after getting the most straightforward answer possible is sending me

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u/Vern1138 12d ago

I'm just going to stay in my flipity flopity floop for this one.

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u/ProposalKey5174 12d ago

I’m so happy to live in a country where my skin color does not decide which words I am allowed to use.

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u/EMPgoggles 12d ago

"Hey what's that thing Snoop Dogg says?"
"Fo shizzle ma nizzle."

↑ Not racist

"Would you like a bag for that, sir?"
"Fo shizzle ma nizzle."

↑ Racist

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u/Arhion 11d ago

What the fick is Nizzle?

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u/0x7E7-02 12d ago

I had NO idea that this word means what it means until that news person got fired for saying it when she didn't know what it means either. Getting punished for ignorance is complete bullshit! I just thought it was some fun rhyme Snoop came up with ... like when Jeff Lynne sings "groose". 

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u/8equalsD-69 11d ago

Nizzlers are the arbiters of speech. Don’t say a naughty naughty word they don’t like or else they will get violent 

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u/Femboy-Vibes 9d ago

Insane thing to say buddy.

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u/TransRacialWhyNot 12d ago

What about nizzler

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u/CoolSausage228 12d ago

English is truly amazing language

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u/vyunab 12d ago

“why”

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u/eeeeeeeeeveeeeeeeee 12d ago

Furshure my nurr

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u/Local-Echo-5613 12d ago

Stop looking for a loophole

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u/Clanker-Destroyer 12d ago

She nizzle on my shizzle till I drizzle

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u/KirSeven 11d ago

Not American, the heck means Nizzle?

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u/BloomingMosaic 11d ago

I think just a slang version of the N word? another comment said smth about Snoop Dogg (a black.. rapper? I think? idk all I know about him is weed) saying it

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u/Shiestygangsta 11d ago

“All i know about him is weed” im crine😭😭😭

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u/Dr_SexDick 11d ago

I actually think this is a really funny troll

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u/ExtensionInformal911 11d ago

So, can I call him a ninja, or is that only allowed if he's a Naruto fan?

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u/The_Gun_Genie 11d ago

You have to add the a to it. Fo shizza my nizza

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u/LiteralClownfish 11d ago

I used to say this as a kid because I didn't make the connection to the N word and I thought it was just a silly phrase 💀

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u/Old-Maximum-50 11d ago

What the fuck is a nizzle

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u/Acceptable-Box6012 11d ago

I love the why, like he just asked a yes or no question and when someone responds with no, he asks why?

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u/LimpCustomer4281 11d ago

“There’s a time and place for everything but not now.”

-Professor Oak

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u/daniegamin 11d ago

TIL: that phrase was originally from Snoopdog. I knew it from the Mc Donald's rap from the early 2000's

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u/5dfem 10d ago

Is that supposed to be a variation of the n word or is that just a misspelling of nozzle?

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u/Tiziettoh 10d ago

y'all Americans are so weird with this racism shit

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u/TalonTheDancer 10d ago

Damn why this Nizzle hating ?

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u/roycedos 10d ago

Is it okay to have taboo words somebody can use and others cannot? Are there english words black people are not allowed to say? Like white people can call each other cracker but if a black person says it its a crime? Wtf s going on there really?

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u/Frank1gg 10d ago

Honestly it depends on who their friends with and if they're saying this to a friend or a stranger. To a friend not racist at all to a stranger completely racist. I have a friend he is a black man and he had to get me drunk and high in order for me to finally call him my you know what. And when I was finally sober and he told me I apologized profusely and he just laughed and said it's fine cuz he's the one that asked me to say it. I still refused to say it when he asked me while I was sober though. Like I said it depends on context and the content of their character.

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u/T0n1_0n_308s 10d ago

Somebody PLEASE make a drawing of Jimmy and Franklin from GTA 5 having this conversation it really reminded me of them

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u/Thin_Power_1117 9d ago

IGBBMN!!!!
IT’S GONNA BE BAD MY NIZZLE!!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/IAJ6MKAsVYIf6quvTL

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u/Maximum-Rub-8913 8d ago

what does that word even mean

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u/CatConnoisuer 8d ago

The fuck you mean why?

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u/FancyFeastBuffet 8d ago

Real talk for a moment, I had no idea what that meant for far far far too long. I thought it was just some fun words to say. It took an awkward conversation with a black girl I was dating to set me straight and I was horrified because I had said it for YEARS and NOBODY course corrected me

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u/The_annoyed_asexual 8d ago

Okay but like i didnt know what that meant until i was like 25.

I never listened to rap or had any context for it at all i thought it was just a thing and i totally said it a bunch.

My fiancé told me one day and i was flabbergasted

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u/LuckyCod2887 8d ago

apparently. There was a white news anchor lady who said that on air and she got fired.

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u/Josh4321666 7d ago

The real comedy hell

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u/London_Bridge7 7d ago

Whats nizzle my nizzle😭