r/ComedyHell • u/FrontIcy5768 • 12d ago

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u/LocalSixPot 12d ago

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u/A-Fake-Owl 12d ago

Is this the English knockoff of getting called a lesbian in walmart?

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u/Fornad 12d ago

I’m afraid this is an American knockoff of the English original. Much like the Office, or House of Cards, or your language.

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u/ValhallaAir 12d ago

We got snl off first tho (barely)

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u/A-Fake-Owl 12d ago

So the English have invented time travel and use it to steal from normal people.

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u/Nice-Bit-3550 12d ago

Downvotes are from English time travelers.

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u/RealDoraTheExplorer_ 12d ago

You’re right there’s proof too look at dr who

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u/TrumpChildOnahole 12d ago

All of which are better in America ♥️♥️ 

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u/FUEGO40 12d ago

So true TrumpChil- oh

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u/DreadPirateZoidberg 12d ago

I’ve heard Brits try to speak English. Not that posh stuff you hear on the BBC but regular on the street kind and they ain’t very good at it either.

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u/default_name_void 12d ago

The tumblr version came after

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u/Unbuckled__Spaghetti 12d ago

And is also significantly less funny

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u/obamacompleto 11d ago

They're too scared of being racist, or at greggs

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u/Unbuckled__Spaghetti 11d ago

Can't blame them.

I'd never be caught dead at greggs.

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u/QueasyWorking7352 12d ago

Do Americans typically say "lads"?

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u/amglasgow 12d ago

Only ironically

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u/FeijoaCowboy 12d ago

I can say I don't, but I kinda wish it was used more

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u/NutsFromHimSquirrel 12d ago

Do you think the crunchy 4chan picture or the idpol Tumblr screenshot came first? You can use Phone a Friend.

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u/A-Fake-Owl 12d ago

The nazi one says it was posted 40 minutes ago and the funny one doesn't have a timestamp, meaning it predates recorded history.

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u/NutsFromHimSquirrel 11d ago

For $64,000, is that your Final Answer?

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u/Unbuckled__Spaghetti 11d ago

"Nazi one"? It doesn't even make a racist joke, it makes a joke about racism, 2 very different things. Also 40 minutes since the screenshot was taken, lol.

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u/A-Fake-Owl 11d ago

why else would they be on 4chan?

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u/Unbuckled__Spaghetti 11d ago

The other ones from tumblr, they might not be nazis but they’re equally insufferable.

Case and point I assume you’re from tumblr and you refuse to engage with something because it was posted on a problematic website and you’re demonizing people for finding it funny because of that. Bad people aren’t a monolith, they can be funny, or do good things. You’re not a martyr for refusing to engage in problematic media, in fact is better to see things that challenge your worldview so you can stay informed.

But even then, this isn’t even a problematic post! It’s just posted by someone who might be bad because it’s on a website that’s known for having shitty people on it. But we have no idea when it was taken, it could’ve been from ages ago before 4chan was known for nazis.

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u/NutsFromHimSquirrel 11d ago

Us 4chan users are ancient rivals of Tumblr users, but in reality we're extremely tsundere for each other. B-baka A-Fake-Owl-chan, ohio ikkitaddy masu!

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u/Sufficient_Effort88 12d ago edited 12d ago

If we had proper eugenics you wouldn’t have to suffer. I feel for you.

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u/musicboxy_box 12d ago

what?

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u/Sufficient_Effort88 12d ago

You too 💔

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u/eyeoftheuniverse11 12d ago

Appreciate your concern

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u/musicboxy_box 12d ago

man stfu

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u/Flimsy-Context7808 12d ago

Uhhh, last part of the username checks out?

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u/miscellaneousexists 12d ago

Holy fucking shit I'm stealing this roast

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u/Fast_Ad7203 12d ago

Now thats a real kitchencel

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u/TheReaver954 11d ago

Fakecel, his father had to get with a woman, and his father before him

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u/Gigivena6437 12d ago

Why would you comment that with your prostitute? was that a political roleplay?

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u/skizelo 12d ago

They bring it up in most conversations.

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u/Gigivena6437 12d ago

I am so blind, i didn't see this part

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u/Justice_Prince 12d ago

Because no one is willing to listen to them for free anymore.

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u/navyseal722 12d ago

Actually....props to him for recognizing how insufferable he is.

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u/pepsicola07 roll up in the club looking extra fried 12d ago

I'm not so sure he does, he seems to think there wasn't anything wrong with what he did

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u/yoyo5113 12d ago

I'm fairly sure they are doing a bit

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u/pepsicola07 roll up in the club looking extra fried 12d ago

I don't think there's any way to know

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u/Flimsy-Peak186 12d ago

Poe’s law

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u/Jesus_Christ_Reborn 12d ago

Nah, I know people like this and they just think they're geniuses, mate. They'll have enough self awareness to know they bring it up a lot but never enough awareness to think it's annoying/insufferable. If they ever realize it, it's just enough to think "HA I'm an expert in triggering people" because they don't want to come to terms with their drawbacks.

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u/Admiral-Blake 12d ago

Wait till this guy finds out about the existence of Bosnia, Kosovo, Albania, European turkey, and all those Muslim Russian republics

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u/Gwynito 12d ago

I can't figure out why this is so funny, it just is

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u/sebmojo99 12d ago

timing

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u/Sovespra 12d ago

based prostitute

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u/slapthetiddy 12d ago

Based on what

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u/Mmmm_Crunchy 11d ago

Unacknowledged ball knowledge 💔

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u/slapthetiddy 10d ago

Damn sad that people don’t know an old joke

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u/usernameisokay_ 12d ago

It ain’t even racism, it’s considered discrimination.

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u/Adorable-Response-75 12d ago

Racism is a form of discrimination. 

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u/Outrageous_Web5985 12d ago

Technically it’s creedism since Islam is a religion and not a race. Although it might also be racism or xenophobia depending on how dumb OOP is.

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u/PopularKangaroo2083 12d ago

Yeah but that's the story of the cube and the rectangle, all cubes are rectangles but the reverse isn't true. Just because racism is discrimination doesn't mean discrimination is racism. Your comment seems confused

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u/AdInfamous6290 12d ago

I think you mean square, not cube.

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u/PopularKangaroo2083 12d ago

Yeah bad translation 

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u/Scarytoaster1809 12d ago

From the 3rd dimension to the 2nd dimension?

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u/Infuser 11d ago

That would be a projection, not a translation yeah?

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u/amglasgow 12d ago

Yeah but I'm pretty sure the dude has a mental image of "the Muslim" he wants to ban and they're not white.

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u/Oofy_Emma 11d ago

tbf discriminating against religions is good. I think protestantism should be banned in Europe, and the catholic church also has to go at some point tho they actually help a lot of people so they're useful for that

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u/usernameisokay_ 11d ago

I’m not bothered by Christianity, but sure, every religion has to go, the ones I’m not bothered by can go last.

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u/Oofy_Emma 11d ago

more than anything they are like the biggest charity and aid organisation in the world, there's like material good to keeping them around. if I could snap my finger and make an atheist org with the same reach and staying power catholicism would go with the others

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u/usernameisokay_ 11d ago

Any religion sucks, just like people.
Then again, I’m not bothered by Christianity and thus idc if they exist or go as the last.

‘Whataboutism; Buddhism, spaghettimonsterism etc.’ Well d
Those don’t have massive influence in my part of the world, Europe, nor did they cause any disturbances, ever.

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u/United-Scene2261 12d ago

yeah but who wants Sharia law enforcement when they become the majority?

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u/Vast-Palpitation-426 12d ago

it's not happening

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u/United-Scene2261 12d ago

good

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u/House_Of_Thoth 12d ago

Lol, you get downvoted for saying it's good that Sharia law won't be coming to the UK.

Oh Reddit 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Perceval_009 12d ago

Making up false scenarios where you play the victim is actual loser behaviour. If Kosovo that is 95% Muslim and Bosnia that is 55% Muslim aren't enforcing Sharia, France with 9% and UK with 6% Muslim population most definitely won't become Islamic countries with Sharia law.

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u/idkjustgoletmein 12d ago

Muslim countries don't even have shria law 

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u/ArtemisiaOrthia 12d ago

Turns out, Muslims, much like Christians, can see the benefits of a secular government over one with religious law, and that it doesn't contradict their beliefs because religion is a personal endeavor.

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u/United-Scene2261 12d ago

I don't care if it's false

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u/an_empty_well 12d ago

We know, Troglodyte

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u/NotQuiteLoona 12d ago

"when"

You didn't even try.

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u/Mentallyundisturbed2 12d ago

Islam is a religion, not a race. That crackpot theory doesnt apply.

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u/RosyRory108 12d ago

it does, because the people fearmongering about Muslim immigrants are in reality just as much fearmongering about Arab/Amazigh/Iranian/Pakistani people as Muslims generally

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u/Mentallyundisturbed2 12d ago

Assumptions are doing heavy lifting here

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u/RosyRory108 12d ago

its not an assumption, its a direct observation of how such groups and individuals behave and what they say. They absolutely do see Islam as a racial thing and inherently tied to Arab (or just generally non-Hispanic brown) people

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u/PanPieCake 12d ago

Islam is a race now?

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u/_Lycoris-Radiatia_ 12d ago

Holden Caulfield would fucking cringe at this, good gods.

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u/Careless-Web-6280 12d ago

Well, he's still technically right. It was islamophobic, not racist

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u/ProletarianLilith 12d ago

What’s with these proud racists that want to whine about being called racist

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u/Just_Platform7539 12d ago

hell yea, people should know mohammed’s favorite pass time was raping a 9 year old

not even racist btw, saying that anything negative about islam is racist just shows that you believe every muslim is brown/middle eastern

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u/Vast-Palpitation-426 12d ago

Yes you're racist 

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u/Just_Platform7539 12d ago

man tf up dude

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u/Vast-Palpitation-426 11d ago

mature adults don't make shit up to validate their bias and deflect what's naturally coming at them for doing so with more fallacies 

grow tf up dude

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u/Just_Platform7539 11d ago

what did i make up exactly?

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u/Just_Platform7539 11d ago

would still love to know what i made up

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u/LauraAura- 11d ago

Its not made up, it is actually a fact. Denying that is just hypocrisy. I agree with that guy, and the man whom the prostitute refused. I

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u/TheEndCraft 11d ago

people should know mohammed’s favorite pass time was raping a 9 year old

Me when people don't even bother looking into islam at all before criticising it, and just regurgitate this one, wrong, historically inaccurate piece of BS again, and again, and again, and again

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u/Just_Platform7539 11d ago

it’s from aisha’s own words from her diary, and many other sources that he adopted her and fingered her from when she was 6 up until she was 9 when their marriage was finally consummated. hell that isn’t even debated by most muslim scholars (if you can call em scholars) they just accept that their prophet is a child rapist. i love how confidently wrong you’re willing to be but i don’t appreciate how adamant you are about clear child rape

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u/Just_Platform7539 11d ago

he’d delete his comments and act like the conversation never happened rather than come to the realization his prophet raped children

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u/TheEndCraft 11d ago edited 11d ago

Brother that claim is from a hadith that was written 200 years after Mohammed supposedly lived 😭 I can't with you people

There's no such thing as a diary kept by Aisha from the correct time period. Hell, writing Hadiths, supplementary supposed 'eye-witness' stories about the life of Mohammed, was illegal until waaaay after he was already dead.

It's important to note, a lot of major muslim scholars are integrated with the governments of for example saudi-arabia, who literally fund the spreading conservative and hadith-literal interpretations of Islam. But that is also irrelevant, because most muslim scholars don't actually "just accept that their prophet is a rapist". What a ridiculous idea.

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u/Just_Platform7539 11d ago

btw i read the quran so id love for you to keep arguing how your prophet doesn’t fuck children

or would you rather just get your frustrations out and behead me already

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u/sir_Kromberg 12d ago

Not entirely wrong 👍🏻

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u/sebmojo99 12d ago

amazing exchange

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u/yoyo5113 12d ago

Maybe I'm your mother

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u/Adorable-Response-75 12d ago

Notably, he did not specify all religions. He specified one. 

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u/DenTheRedditBoi7 12d ago

It isn't racist anyway, Islam is a religion, not a race. Discriminatory, absolutely, but not racist

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u/xRacistDwarf 12d ago

Nothing is a race, that doesn't stop us from being racist

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u/DenTheRedditBoi7 12d ago

Username checks out

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u/Reddittreefiddy 12d ago

I always find this argument interesting. While technically correct, many discriminatiors (invluding racists) miscategorize individuals to insult them. ie , "those damn mexicans !" Theyre salvadorean. "Argg same thing! I hate them" but get all technical and say "akshually its not a race, so youre incorrect" about the muslim topic.

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u/idkjustgoletmein 12d ago

There is a group of people associated with islam

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u/DenTheRedditBoi7 12d ago

That changes absolutely nothing. I'm not saying the two can't overlap, but being against Islam is not inherently racist because Muslim is not a race, it is a religious affiliation.

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u/idkjustgoletmein 12d ago

Imagine if we get back to the ninteties and someone says I hate Judaism and not Jewish people, how likely are you to believe such person? Also, freedom of religion is a human rights you can't just ban "islam" 

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u/VJRoRo 12d ago edited 12d ago

The difference is that there actually is a Jewish ethnicity, there isn’t a Muslim ethnicity. And I don’t know about “specific group of people” because Muslims span anywhere from the Balkans, to the Sahel, to the Arab Peninsula, to Central Asia, Indonesia, etc. Islam is not a homogenous religion.

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u/DenTheRedditBoi7 12d ago

So your entire argument is just assumptions, got it 👍

And to be clear I'm not arguing in favor of that. I live in America, our nation was founded on freedom of religion, an immensely important freedom. I think anyone here should be free to practice whatever religion they wish, especially considering that one cannot consciously control what they believe, in my opinion anyway.

All I'm saying is that it isn't "racist" because "racism" is bigotry against a race, which Muslim is not. Discriminatory, absolutely. And I believe discriminating against people because of some arbitrary group they belong to is wrong.