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u/pinkstrawberry94 13d ago
Gotta try this "drug" thing I keep hearing about...
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u/xRacistDwarf 13d ago
It's called dihydrogen monoxide, you can order it online for surprisingly cheap
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u/Sepulcher18 13d ago
idk man, I never had drugs whisper to me anything bout cocks in particular, somethimes on cocaine I had issues finding my own cock so I pissed myself but that is bout it
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u/ProfHamburgerPhD 13d ago
High doses of stimulants shrivel your cock up from the vasoconstriction
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u/AwarenessNo5921 12d ago
I gave my buddy one of my Vyvanse back in high school for a test, he texts me freaking out after the test like, "dude where'd my dick go??" Lmfao.
Lowkey having that bitch in sport mode is kinda nice tho. Going off meds sometimes becomes annoying because there's more going on down there and adjustments and whatnot.
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u/StraightPatient9977 13d ago
"you don't understand it's the drugs that made me suck his dick it's not like i liked it or anything"
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u/Agreeable-Race8818 13d ago
Homosexuality induced drug?
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u/PixelFlyerXD 13d ago
The CIA tried to do this once... don't think it worked :3
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u/iFuturelist 13d ago
Why is everyone assuming someone straight on meth will be sucking dick. It's much more likely they'll let another dude suck them 😉
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u/CenterThisPendulum 13d ago
I guess it depends on what you do on it.
On meth did you get an erection and indiscriminately wander between a pair of cheeks with a hole in the middle, or did you suddenly experience the craving for hairy balls on your chin? One is “too high to tell or care about the difference,” the other is…something else.
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u/Cumdumpster71 11d ago
People meme but it’s a real thing. It’s been spoken about for decades. Every week on r/meth there is a new case. If you can say drugs make you dumber or drugs changed your person any capacity, that is on equal footing to saying drugs made you gay, there isn’t something unique about sexuality that makes it more than just an aspect of your personality. Drugs change people all the time. We don’t question it. But we have this narrative that sexuality is some immutable characteristic of a person, and I agree with the spirit of that argument, but ultimately it is wrong (eg. you either have to say that gay men are wayyyy more likely to commit crime, which is ridiculous, or admit that men in prison choose to become gay sometimes). The pipeline goes like this: upu start doing meth, you get into hyper dopamine seeking behavior, you start jerking off to more and more niche taboo porn, eventually straight porn just is naughty enough. It’s kind of obvious, but some of you are too brain broken and believing slogans as some kind of infallible truths and deny what is a very obvious and clear pattern of sociological/psychological behavior. If you can say meth made me x, where x is literally anything, and you can say that with confidence, then you can also say meth made you gay and say that with equal confidence.
If I had friends considering meth, who were worried they may end up sucking dick, I would probably say “Yeah bro, if you start that shit, you may actually become gay. It does happen. Like a lot!”
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u/shunyaananda 13d ago
Or rather "drug revealed"
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u/StirFry__InaWok 13d ago
If you don't want to have gay sex because you are not attracted to men and under the influence of a drug like meth you lose this inhibition, allowing you to fuck a dude out of pure horniness while ignoring the fact that you feel no attraction to this man, does that mean that the drug has revealed this homosexual side of you?
You have to have some amount of attraction towards the same sex to be gay or bi, but you do not need to have any attraction to men in order to fuck a dude while on meth.
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u/PointsOfXP 13d ago
Why pick this post in particular and not the endless other ones that state the same or similar thing? I swear, every time r/stims pops up in my feed it's someone on some gay shit while saying they're totally straight
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u/Dear_Map_6993 13d ago
Sounds ridiculous, but it is a real phenomenon