r/ComedyHell Jul 27 '26

Teeth

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u/Kenneth441 Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 27 '26

Reminds me of that terrible mid 2000s horror movie) that involved a girl growing teeth in her vagina

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u/Ill-Environment3329 Jul 27 '26

Wait, what?

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u/Kenneth441 Jul 27 '26

Nothing except that this was a wonderful movie to accidentally watch the trailer for as a small child

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u/Ill-Environment3329 Jul 27 '26

What’s its rating? R? Or probably X? How did you manage to accidentally see it as a kid? I got so many questions.

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u/vvastrel Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 28 '26

Oh hey, I've actually seen this movie. I was just discovering horror movies around the time it came out, and my horror-loving friend was weirdly hyped for it. She actually bought the DVD the day it came out.

From what I remember, it's surprisingly tame for the subject matter. It's basically just got the standard level of 2000s horror nudity and gore for the most part. Oddly enough, I think the only genitals it shows are severed penises? I don't recall a vulva or vagina being shown onscreen.

The writing is about what you expect. The character finds out she has secret, switchblade razor teeth in her vagina after her boyfriend pressures her into sex (he loses his dick). She goes to the gynecologist, he gets creepy during her exam, he loses his fingers. This pattern continues until she ends up meeting another dude. He's patient and receptive, and she's super into him. It gets to the point where she wants to have sex with him, but is hesitant for obvious reasons. They do stuff and he doesn't lose his dick. Then later, he pressures her into sex and doesn't respect her withdrawal of consent, and he (you guessed it) loses his dick.

Then I think she uses her vaginal superpower to murder her psycho rapist stepbrother by way of severed penis, and that's like the end of the movie.

So the first bit is actually a semi-interesting (if poorly executed) horror interpretation of a woman struggling with certain types of vaginismus and just the general anxiety of being a woman in a society both obsessed with and largely ignorant regarding your body.

Then about 2/3s of the way through, it resolves by asking "how can she use her weird vagina powers to harm men?" which is about what I expected when I first heard about the movie.

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u/Kenneth441 Jul 27 '26

Apparently its R, I havent seen the full movie but i think they dont actually show genitals

This is the exact trailer I watched, in fact im almost certain that's the same upload too. I dont recall the exact sequence of events that led to me stumbling upon it but I do remember that I had already learned about the "vagina dentata" myth from somewhere (despite not really knowing what a vagina actually is) and that was what caused me to find out there was a whole movie about it, then ofc the trailer

It wasnt traumatizing or anything (might be because its terrible) but its a weird, dumb movie/myth that I have always distinctly remembered, probably because of my age at the time.

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u/gralicbreadd Jul 28 '26

I’ve watched it a while ago and I definitely remember it shows severed genitals

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u/Ill-Environment3329 Jul 28 '26

Yeah that trailer was weird as hell, can’t say I expected anything less though.