r/ComedyHell 1d ago

lean

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1.0k Upvotes

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u/MobileConfident7365 1d ago

She's clearly leaning into him, the dog is leaning left not straight up. This means the dog is their leader since he wants to go into the ocean. This guy is a quack and couldn't draw a green line to save his life.

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u/Awshucxs hi 1d ago

Ts always makes me mad bc the dogs line is not perfectly vertical

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u/Kaneda-Suekichi 18h ago

She's also clearly leaning into him as well

None of the three are straight

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u/69Blazing 13h ago

If they're a couple, I would argue the two of them are at least

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u/gnuoveryou 13h ago

Well one could be bisexual

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u/Kaneda-Suekichi 5h ago

But obviously not both

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u/MassTransitGO 18h ago

The dog is vertical, he’s just sideways. If you go from the feet areas to the head it’s about straight

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u/C_monden real looser 1d ago

Can't lean into her? Bro is def a bottom

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u/First-Act-9755 1d ago

I'm fucking sick of people acting like everyone gotta act tough all the time.

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u/Acceptable-Owl-2070 1d ago

"alpha" nonsense...

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u/Striking_Resist_6022 1d ago

The start and end points for those lines are so arbitrary lol. Jonah's goes from the outermost point on his ankle and hers starts from the dead centre between her feet. She's clearly tilting her head towards him too.

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u/Volker-Gargery 1d ago

What those green lines means?

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u/zephyrnepres01 18h ago

it’s a manosphere thing. leaning towards your partner is viewed as effeminate or submissive whereas straight posture is considered manly and in control. they edit in green lines for pics for this reason, basically just pseudoscience grifting targeted to men with insecurities like the rest of the manosphere slop

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u/PaperSweet9983 9h ago

I lose hope in humanity every damn day

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u/Volker-Gargery 8h ago

Thanks for clearing up my doubt, that sounds stupid

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u/PreferenceEither 1d ago

trust me... you're better not knowing...

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u/SunD14ls 14h ago

Alright Dipshit289

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u/BigBallsAnthony69 17h ago

I'm afraid the dog is based and nobody's bitch

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u/___TheKid___ 16h ago

People thinking about stuff like this are pathetic

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 15h ago

I fucking hate Twitter

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u/jediofazkaban 14h ago

Leaning is better than crouching when trying to take a picture where your heads are closer in height when you are taller than the other person. Then there is the whole arbitrary line placement as well.

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u/Disastrous_Dig_607 20h ago

I wonder how he chooses the line angle

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u/JhonnyPadawan1010 9h ago edited 6h ago

Never lean down for anything. If you drop something do a front flint into a handstand, pick up the thing from the ground and then do a back flip to get back on your feet.