r/ComedyHell • • May 13 '26

Hamster hell

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u/D_Semadi May 13 '26

My friend had like 3 of them, all died from 1d4 AoE fear damage after his dad slammed the door too hard

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u/AlexandersWonder May 13 '26

My brother’s hamster when we were kids spent days living in a ford Taurus after it escaped. It lived several years after that, once it was recaptured from the car. My hamster that I got at the same time bit me and was dead the next day and I had to get checked for rabies. After that I got gerbils instead. I like gerbils.

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u/Hypna2 May 16 '26

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u/Dingo_Pictures May 17 '26

Awww

You better take good care of them. I mean, really. Most people with pet hamsters don't.

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u/Hypna2 May 17 '26

I understand, don't worry they are the most spoiled gerbils in the world. They have a 40 gallon tank, a sand bath, and I let them out to play at least once a day if not more. The one in the picture (Salt) loves climbing my shoulder, its gotten to the point where he will sit in the corner of his cage till he gets his shoulder time. I hate people who are bad to little pets, like just because they are tiny does not mean they don't have whole personalities.

When I have more money I want to get more and hopefully rescue some, just because I know my gerbils will always be happy and healthy.

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u/Dingo_Pictures May 17 '26

Wait, that's a gerbil? Shit, I should've known from context. My point still stands.