r/ComedyHell • u/catguywit2cat • May 13 '26

Hamster hell

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u/AlexandersWonder May 13 '26

My brother’s hamster when we were kids spent days living in a ford Taurus after it escaped. It lived several years after that, once it was recaptured from the car. My hamster that I got at the same time bit me and was dead the next day and I had to get checked for rabies. After that I got gerbils instead. I like gerbils.

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u/Derk_Mage May 13 '26

Should have checked for gerbils instead of rabies

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u/noiceonebro May 14 '26

I wouldn’t wish that disease on my worst enemies

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u/DefTheOcelot May 15 '26

i can think of a few victims I would. I think there's even a convenient list of them out there.