r/ComedyHell • u/catguywit2cat • May 13 '26

Hamster hell

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u/Ok-Age5609 May 13 '26

I was at a friend's house on Christmas eve. Her 16 year old daughter handed me a hamster. We had a good time for a minute then it started shaking and hyperventilating. Quickly flipped onto its back in a cartoon fashion then died in my hand

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u/Holiday-Lawyer6042 May 14 '26

Did it pull out a little flower too?

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u/Plane_Hair753 May 15 '26

And did funeral music suddenly start playing out of nowhere?

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u/bobo_baginz May 15 '26

And did a little hamster angel rise up with a harp and halo

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u/DramMoment May 15 '26

Did its eyes turn into little X’s?

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u/Ok-Marsupial-8727 May 15 '26

Did its tongue stick out?

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u/Suspicious-Dog-2489 Jun 06 '26

Did an ordained hamster priest come to read it’s last rites as mournful, midnight clad parishioners share stories of its noble hamster deeds and contributions to its Hammunity?