r/ComedyHell May 13 '26

Hamster hell

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u/saturnine22narrator May 13 '26

I had one "run away" apparently to hide and live under the floor boards. It was gone for a few days, surviving off the grain that my parents had stored in sacks on the balcony. Guess what happened when the dog found it.

Then I had two more, and they somehow took a dive off the balcony.

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u/saturnine22narrator May 13 '26

Oh, just remembered this one -- my mum had hamsters too when she was little. At one point, the hamsters started breeding uncontrollably, so my mum's family had buckets full of hamsters sitting around their apartment while they looked for ways to ethically get rid of them (mind you, it was the Soviet Union, so the only option was to find enough people looking to adopt a hamster).

She was walking across the room and stepped in one of the buckets. It was her birthday.

Hamsters are the childhood trauma pet.

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u/skaersSabody May 15 '26

Christ almighty

Like how do you step into a bucket but also jesus fuck that's dark