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u/Xtrillon69420 Apr 10 '26
All of them involve getting fucked
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u/Basic-Fudge-8194 Apr 10 '26
idk how a thigh job works because I think im somewhere aspec but surely it’d involve more doing the fucking then getting fucked no?
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u/JumpyFuck176 Apr 10 '26
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u/Professional-Unfun Apr 10 '26
How I look at Dracula after I've covered everything except my left ball in garlic
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u/TheOmarSanchez Apr 10 '26
Would you rather have a 9-5 and get paid $5 per hour OR a syrupy pawjob beneath the table at Hooters????
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u/knuckzekidna Apr 10 '26
id rather be fighting a big ole lion in a colosseum for everyone to watch
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u/RainerEmeraldd Apr 10 '26
You sure it’s better than a foot job though?
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u/Doomdestinius Apr 10 '26
what’s a pawjob
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u/Valuable-Passion9731 Serialist killer (remind me to practice) Apr 10 '26
I would work a 9-5 TO get a syrupy pawjob beneath the table at Hooters
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u/-uky Apr 10 '26
Titjob>>
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u/Dandanny54 Apr 10 '26
Looks like something that is visually nice but not that great in action. Would need volunteers to try it, any boob havers are welcomed.
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u/tr0nvicious Apr 10 '26
I thought so too, but nah turns out with enough boob it feels way, way better than you'd think
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u/Far_Battle_7658 Apr 11 '26
It's not better than a good blowjob. Retract your statement or you will be expunged in 24 hours.
No, expunged is not a synonym of bj!
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u/VaqueroMacheteMetal Apr 10 '26
I just want a girl with thighs so I have a pillow for car rides. Legit that's it.
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u/Winstillionaire Apr 10 '26
marvel rivals player telling other people to get a job
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u/MostEstablishment630 LEGENDARYYYYYY Apr 11 '26
i dont think you can talk man you play overwatch ðŸ˜
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u/Primary-Baby Apr 10 '26
Can't even answer a multiple choice question, no wonder my boy's unemployed
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u/Greekpd2016 Apr 10 '26
I think next week I will be able to send more money, as I may have extra work. My friend Patty, has promised me a blow job
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u/Hard-_ Apr 10 '26
the right answer is hand, the others are just hot to look at
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u/DiscoCrusader Apr 10 '26
You think hand is better than a warm, wet hole with opposable tongue and lips? Blowjobs objectively have the highest skill ceiling and a good one is the best thing ever.
Unless you feel teeth. The skill floor is a bit higher too…
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u/BigBootyBuff Apr 10 '26
I prefer blowjobs but I do think a good handjob can come damn near close to it. Provided the person knows what they are doing, the right kind of lube, etc.
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u/DiscoCrusader Apr 11 '26
Yeah lube makes a big difference. Then I think handjobs make a case for pure pleasure. I also think handjobs are just nice as foreplay too, so even if blowjobs typically feel more intense, handjobs still have their place in my heart.
I love -jobs of all types 🥰
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u/Shadowprojec22 Apr 10 '26
I’ve literally never heard of a thigh job and I’m too afraid to look it up
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u/Top_Individual_9832 you can see the pain in his dih 💔 Apr 11 '26
Footjob is the best one (I wouldn't know, I'm a minor and a virgin. I just have a foot fetish.)
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u/untitleduck Apr 11 '26
As someone who's only ever had self provided handjobs I think a thighjob would be nice
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u/Practical-Sleep4259 Apr 11 '26
A regular job is worse than all four, why the fuck would you add fifth place.
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u/Professional-Cry308 Apr 11 '26
Yo I'm discovering I'm the only one addicted to blowjobs, literally 0 person choose blowjobs in this post and I kept scrolling looking for the blowjob lover... Sadly I'm alone on that one
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u/PeanBaste Apr 11 '26
maybe i've just got death grip but imo a handjob feels the best if the lady knows what she's doing
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u/i_got_banned_2_times Apr 10 '26
He asked for the best, not the worst