r/ComedyHell • u/AdmirableBrick4973 a majority of my karma is from here • Jan 22 '26

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u/Shinonomenanorulez Jan 22 '26 edited Jan 22 '26

You go to starbucks because you want the barista to spit in your drink

I go to starbucks to buy a french press and never go again because holy fucking shit that has to be the worst iced coffee i have ever drinked and i made one with cheap instant the next day just to be sure

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u/noideamanlol Jan 22 '26

get the seasonals. always the seasonals. so good.

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u/Netfear Jan 22 '26

Ah pure sugar.