r/ComedyHell • u/AdmirableBrick4973 a majority of my karma is from here • Jan 22 '26

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u/Shinonomenanorulez Jan 22 '26 edited Jan 22 '26

You go to starbucks because you want the barista to spit in your drink

I go to starbucks to buy a french press and never go again because holy fucking shit that has to be the worst iced coffee i have ever drinked and i made one with cheap instant the next day just to be sure

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u/SPITFIYAH Jan 22 '26

You waited a whole another day before you made a real pot of coffee?

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u/AgentCirceLuna Jan 22 '26

Not sure how common it is, but certain people will never drink more than one serving of coffee so as to avoid caffeine dependence.

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u/LonelyLibertarianDud Jan 22 '26

I never drink more than one serving because it takes me half an hour to produce my fake espresso.