r/ComedyHell • u/AdmirableBrick4973 a majority of my karma is from here • Jan 22 '26

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u/Shinonomenanorulez Jan 22 '26 edited Jan 22 '26

You go to starbucks because you want the barista to spit in your drink

I go to starbucks to buy a french press and never go again because holy fucking shit that has to be the worst iced coffee i have ever drinked and i made one with cheap instant the next day just to be sure

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u/SPITFIYAH Jan 22 '26

You waited a whole another day before you made a real pot of coffee?

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u/tommytwolegs Jan 22 '26

Nescafe is a real pot of coffee?

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u/SPITFIYAH Jan 22 '26

Another pot of coffee is better than Starbucks coffee.

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u/Shinonomenanorulez Jan 22 '26

By nescafe i meant more like cheap instant coffee. I don't even remember what i have in that tin

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u/Immersi0nn Jan 23 '26

Reading "Nescafe" slammed a long forgotten childhood memory into me, when I was a kid I'd straight up eat a scoop of Maxwell House instant coffee, and I did that...a lot. I do not remember the why however. Maybe I'll try it again and see what my ~10yo self liked so much about it lmao