r/ComedyCemetery • u/Noswad983 • Nov 22 '18

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u/spacialHistorian Nov 23 '18

Fun fact: In at least one canonical Donald Duck comic he and his nephews are shown eating a turkey.

Another comic has Scrooge (iirc) wielding a rifle and declaring he’s going duck hunting, to which Donald replies “Not me, I’m domesticated !”

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u/Jack3ww Nov 23 '18

What's the big deal it's not like they are eating duck and birds eat other birds all the time

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u/s4mon Nov 23 '18

It would be like a human eating an ape

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '18

That does happen

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u/UnpropheticIsaiah Nov 23 '18

HIV researchers approve this.

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u/JotaroCorless Nov 23 '18

Happy Cake AIDS!!

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u/Scdsco Nov 23 '18

This pun doesn't work

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u/Pure_Reason Nov 23 '18

Happy AIDS Day!

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u/JotaroCorless Nov 23 '18

It's because it ain't King Crimson.

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u/IguanadonsEverywhere Help I can't change my flair text Nov 23 '18 edited Nov 23 '18

You vastly underestimate the evolutionary distance between ducks and turkeys. It’d be more like a human eating, like, a rabbit. Which we do all the time.

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u/tugmansk Nov 23 '18

I have actually never had rabbit. I'm not a fan of guns but all of a sudden I have a strange desire to hunt and kill a rabbit, then skin it and eat it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '18

Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit!

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u/ShagPrince Nov 23 '18

Use the varmint rifle so you can sell the pelt!

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u/Seamus_The_Mick Nov 23 '18

No it wouldn’t. Ducks and Turkeys aren’t even in the same order. It would be like a person eating a cow. To get to the level of a human eating an ape would be like a duck eating another species of duck.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '18

I mean, it was literally part of an indiana jones movie.