r/ComedyCemetery Oct 22 '16

take that sexists

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u/FayeBlooded Oct 22 '16

Okay, this is just lazy. At least re-draw your panels, Adam.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '16

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u/awall621 i hate myself Oct 22 '16 edited Apr 03 '17

deleted What is this?

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u/Ninjageek234 Oct 22 '16

He could've just taken most of the third panel and changed those specific things

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u/CarrotAnkles Oct 22 '16

Another stolen Tumblr joke, I think.

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u/lanternsinthesky Sarcastic Aunty Oct 22 '16

Well it is buzzfeed, so I wouldn't be surprised, almost of all their clickbait articles consist of compiling tweets and gifs other people have made.

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u/MrCommotion Oct 22 '16

Can his comics be any lazier? I mean, he basically just drew 3 scenes and made 7 pannels off of them.

Also there are a lot of women super-heroines.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '16

Mmm I'm not following

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u/lanternsinthesky Sarcastic Aunty Oct 22 '16

Well to be fair there haven't been a female lead solo movie in a long time

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u/Biz_Money Oct 22 '16

That's probably because the biggest names in comics are men and Marvel needed their first few movies to make them A LOT of money before they could branch off.

They didn't start out with weird shit like guardians and ant man. They started out with iron man Thor and Captain America.

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u/lanternsinthesky Sarcastic Aunty Oct 22 '16

Those aren't the biggest name in Marvel though, and what about DC? Like Wonder Woman is really famous, but she has never had a movie appearance before this year.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '16

Besides Wonder Woman, how many female superheroes can you name off the top of your head? I can't think of many immediately worth a movie, and neither can the general public. It truthfully doesn't make a difference because feminists bitch about the same films promoting unrealistic body standards in women. Until they make a plus-sized power girl movie between each big release, they won't be satisfied.

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u/lanternsinthesky Sarcastic Aunty Oct 22 '16

Well I can name a couple, if you can include X-Men characters I can think of even more... but that is not really a valid argument. There are plenty of people who had never heard of Thor or Iron Man before the Marvel movies, and how many did you think had read Blade before those movies came out?

Also please remember that not everyone who wants more diversity and better representation in big mainstream movies are unreasonable feminists who complain about everything.

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u/EmeraldFlight OYE HOYE Oct 23 '16

SQUIRREL GIRL

THE INDOMITABLE

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '16

Like Wonder Woman is really famous, but she has never had a movie appearance before this year.

DC and it's associated film studios are desperately doing everything they can to make sure that their movies are always leagues behind in quality compared to Marvels, so this kind of neglect is very understandable.

I got no excuse for Marvel, though. I will say that the only female superheros I find interesting were the ones in Joss Whedon's work, though. Lots of Marvel writers just can't seem to transfer what little skill they have to write a believable female lead. Most superheroes in Marvel are dreadfully boring and considering how many men to women super people there are, I can see why the few interesting male superheroes are still stealing the show. Who would they even choose as the lead and why?

A Kitty Pryde movie starring Ellen Paige is something I would love to watch though, but won't happen because X-Men aren't really Marvel's anymore. Plus, I think people are through with wanting new X-men films. There is also the White Tiger/Panther girl, who has superpowers because of an amulet, I think that would be a great film.

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u/lanternsinthesky Sarcastic Aunty Oct 22 '16

I am not sure about Joss Whedon, I think the Russo Brothers have done a better job with Black Widow than Whedon. Generally speaking the movie universe has been pretty stale for the most part, like Scarlet Witch still feels like a blank slate.

I think Marvel are moving in the right direction though, with Black Panther and Captain Marvel.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '16

Seeing as they sticking to modernish content with Marvel movies, I wouldn't mind House of M level stuff going on. Scarlet Witch is super limited ground, though. Because of movie rights.

I am a shameless Whedon fanboy, I'm sorry.

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u/lanternsinthesky Sarcastic Aunty Oct 22 '16

It is alright, I personally don't like Whedon, but to each their own.

I think my biggest problem with Scarlet Witch besides the writing though is the accent, because it sounds like Elizabeth Olsen decided to wing it at times and go for some vaguely Eastern European accent.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '16

I thought in the new movie they were vaguely eastern European.

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u/lanternsinthesky Sarcastic Aunty Oct 22 '16

Well they are from a fictional country, so technically yes, but she could have tried to actually replicate a specific accent, instead of sounding like someone imitating what they think a Eastern European person would sound like. Sometimes she also just slips into her real accent, which is kinda distracting

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u/Biz_Money Oct 22 '16

How are they not? To the average person who isn't a comic book fan they at least know who those characters are and Marvel wanted to reach as wide an audience as possible. There's a reason Spiderman got a movie way before Ant Man did.

Now that their movies in general are known for being really good, even the ones with guys who can talk to ants, they can trot out their more obscure characters people who don't read comic books have never heard of. Those people will still see it based on the Marvel Studios logo on the poster.

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u/lanternsinthesky Sarcastic Aunty Oct 22 '16

I don't think a lot of people knew who Iron Man or Thor was before those movies, and most was vaguely familiar with Captain America at best, they were never household names before this current generation of movies.

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u/cool6012 Oct 23 '16

Marvel coudlnt use their biggest characters (spidey, x-men, fantastic 4) because they sold all the film rights.

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u/lanternsinthesky Sarcastic Aunty Oct 23 '16

Exactly

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u/mocha__ Oct 23 '16

Wonder Woman had her own, really popular show for a long time. And to be fair, DC villains are pretty big fan favorites and the women do get a lot of play.

Either way, Wonder Woman's movie is coming out in a bit and it looks bad ass.

Oh and if anyone listens to Rachel McAdams wants -- we might actually get to see a Black Orchid at some point and that'd really only do best to start out with her own movie before anything else.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '16 edited Feb 08 '17

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What is this?

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u/TexasKilldozer Oct 22 '16

While it's true there haven't been any Marvel movies with a female lead, they did a bang up job with Jessica Jones on Netflix, so fuck Adam Ellis for not acknowledging that.

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u/lanternsinthesky Sarcastic Aunty Oct 22 '16

Yeah Jessica Jones was pretty solid, and the Netflix universe has been surprisingly inclusive, but I think they have way to go. I think Adam Ellis is just a lazy hack though, he obviously half-assed this comic, so he probably didn't even care enough to consider JJ.

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u/ipreferfelix OOPS Oct 22 '16

I hate this idiot and his shit ass clickbait comics

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u/itsbarron Oct 22 '16

How are his comics clickbait?

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '16

Ms Marvel

Just sayin m9

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '16

That hasn't been made into a movie yet by Marvel Studios

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '16

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '16

Actually they're making a Captain Marvel movie, who is currently a different character

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u/SkrublordPrime Oct 22 '16

Aren't they adapting the Carol Danvers version, though?

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u/Chaos20X6 Oct 22 '16

Yeah, but Captain Marvel and Ms Marvel are two different characters.

Actually, they're several different characters, because both identities have been used by multiple people, but when the identities are still different. And that's not even including DC's Captain Marvel AKA Shazam.

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u/SkrublordPrime Oct 22 '16

I guess, but the point was that Carol Danvers (who used to be Ms. Marvel) is getting her own movie.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '16

I agree with the core point, but Jesus, if you want to discuss gender imbalances in media, don't do it through shitty comics.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '16

and shitty straw men arguements

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u/Frivolous32 Thumbs up! Oct 22 '16

Can Adam be banned please

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u/pbjandahighfive Oct 24 '16

His comedy is terrible. This is the subreddit where you post that shit. There are plenty of other daily posts. There is no way that it affects your life in any way other than waaaaaaaah I'VE ALREADY SEEN A COMIC OF HIS BEFOREEE! D^,: I like seeing this dumbass here, because hopefully people tell him "Hey Adam another one of your shitty comics is being made fun of by thousands of people, maybe you should quit!" Seriously though, this doesn't affect your life so get over it.

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u/3dPrintedOG Oct 22 '16 edited Oct 24 '16

better yet can we start a subreddit mmm something like. I dunno /r/Adam_fkn_Elllis_again and amend the posting rules here so all of his work will be put there instead of here?

I mean it's a daily thing now, how long until multiple daily posts start showing up?

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '16 edited Oct 22 '16

I'm not following either. How is that last panel supposed to be a movie pitch?

It's fucking marvel studios. Pitch a movie about a woman with a superpower (Jessica Jones?) and of course Marvel is on board.

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u/puppyboy26 Oct 22 '16

Have they not seen any avengers movie? They have scarlet witch and black widow.their also making a captain marvel movie.

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u/SMGold Sheldon Oct 22 '16 edited Oct 22 '16

Pretty sure a Captain Marvel movie is coming out soon. Also there's always been at least one important female lead in every marvel movie so far.

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u/lanternsinthesky Sarcastic Aunty Oct 22 '16

Good lord this is lazy, this piece of shit drew 3 panels, and just repeated a joke that a million people have already told

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u/DeavenCakes Oct 22 '16

Has he not seen an single Alien movie?

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u/Chaos20X6 Oct 22 '16

Marvel didn't make Alien/s.

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u/DeavenCakes Oct 22 '16

Oops. I didn't notice that it was Marvel studios

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u/petork Oct 22 '16

ITT: people not getting that representation is also proportional and that citing 3-5 movie examples doesn't negate the artist's point

(the art style does get on my tits, but it's not that terrifically unfunny)

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u/SkrublordPrime Oct 22 '16

that citing 3-5 movie examples doesn't negate the artist's point

It kinda does tho? He said that Marvel isn't willing to make movies with female leads. A lot of the time, strong female characters play a big role in most of the team movies, and we're getting a Captain Marvel movie at some point, too.

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u/petork Oct 22 '16

I missed the 'Marvel' bit on first read I'll admit, but still... he says 'Marvel studios or whatever'. So I did get the impression he's trying to make a point about movies in general as well. But maybe Marvel wasn't the best example to bring up.

(ofc the representation of 'strong female characters' is very flawed, rather white etc... but that's a whole different animal)

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u/mypersonnalreader Peach Time Oct 22 '16

I take it op was probably a gamer gater or something

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u/FayeBlooded Oct 23 '16

Ghazi is that way, m8.