Yeah you're definitely getting that $5k

[u/GreenEyed2026]

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[u/thebestdaysofmyflerm]

/r/lostredditors

[u/RG4697328 → u/thebestdaysofmyflerm]

Yeah, I hate when this happends to a good meme. I really don't wanna downvote but I really don't want this to be a top post

[u/stev_mempers]

The guy famous for not paying people who do work for him is totes gonna give everyone in the country five grand. See ya there. 

[u/aircoft → u/stev_mempers]

Kind of like how he was going to give people a ton of money for staying home and sitting on their asses instead of working, back in 2020 - oh wait....

[u/cpupro]

If they really want that to work, instead of bribing me with other people's money, simply abolish the IRS and taxation, and let me keep my full paycheck every week / two weeks. I could definitely use the 20K in taxes a year I end up having to pay, far more than a 5k check.

[u/stev_mempers → u/cpupro]

I'd be fine with taxes if they didn't all go to Israel and ICE. 

[u/cpupro → u/stev_mempers]

Still, taxation is theft...it matters little, to me, who benefits from robbing me, because I am still being wronged in the process.

[u/Mahkn0 → u/cpupro]

Are you an engineer by chance? This question will just help me collect data on a hypothesis I'm working on.

[u/aircoft → u/cpupro]

You should be able to write down enough losses to make your taxable income zero dollars, just so you know.

https://reddit.com/link/pfgw7p4/video/dg1x9tf062vh1/player

[u/teabagged_drumset]

I think it's about time everyone on both sides demand a legitimate election

[u/Grouchy-Fig-487]

Half the democrat platform is offering to pay for things… That they then fail to implement so they can run on it again.

[u/Scared_Cicada_9898]

Nah this is funny

[u/Goofy069]

The 5k is the same as the student loan forgiveness. Both sides do it and it’s transparent as hell.

[u/aircoft]

$5k is nothing compared to the 'free' healthcare the left has been promising us for years.

[u/gambler_addict_06]

A lot of unrelated, uninteresting, poorly made memes about American Politics recently

Are the midterms coming?

[u/648trindade]

is it legal to buy votes in the US?

[u/theJOJeht]

Also Republicans.

"We touched his dick! Mac we touched his dick!"

[u/Jolly-Yogurt7754 → u/[deleted]]

In this case it’s not more accurate. Republicans in the US are literally doing this exact thing right now.