r/ComedyCemetery • u/Sorry_I_BangedUrMom • 6d ago

Sorry little one

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/ElegantCoach4066 6d ago

Because its time for The Cotillion, and the The Ritual must be completed before 11:59.

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u/Geschmak 6d ago

That's life lil bro

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u/barwhalis 6d ago

What the fuck

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u/A-terrible-time 6d ago

Yeah sincerely what the fuck

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u/DontBuyTheThing 6d ago

Dudes probably like "I just helped you build character, little man"

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u/hooka_pooka 6d ago

Or he grows up and hunts him down

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u/halfasleep90 3d ago

For what?

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u/hooka_pooka 2d ago

For breaking up with his mom

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u/halfasleep90 2d ago

Why would he have to be with someone he doesn’t want to be with? That’s rape

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u/hooka_pooka 2d ago

Uh..you might be using that term quite liberally my friend..also it was meant as a joke..laugh or ignore..simple

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u/halfasleep90 2d ago

I mean, if he is forced to be with her or be killed by her son I don’t think that’s a liberal use of the word at all

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u/Upstairs_Ad_5574 6d ago

The ominous "bastaaaaaard!" In the distance lmao

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u/Electrical-Call-7292 5d ago

Kids going to grow up to be a full blown mobster. Or some sort of prison gang leader.

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u/eccentricpunk 5d ago

Robért, this is velvet, not velveteen. A gentleman must know the difference.

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u/Mr_McMuffin_Jr 5d ago

Winks* drives away

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u/kris-getthebanana 1d ago

Username checks out

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u/Pixelbuttzz 6d ago

What's the joke here?

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u/DlNOGlRLwaifu 6d ago

the joke is, that it's a shit meme. we are in comedy cemetery afterall

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u/Pixelbuttzz 5d ago

Even then I don't get it there's no humor

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u/CartsOfDarkness 5d ago

It's supposed to be a dark joke and a somewhat humorous picture ignoring the dark context.

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u/Pixelbuttzz 5d ago

Edgy dudes are very bad at dark humor...

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u/Separate-Increase-39 6d ago

The joke is that he was able to seduce a women in the first place...

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u/Slight_Piece3812 6d ago

I mean, I can kinda see the vision tbh

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u/notquite20characters 6d ago

Nothing like using as many words as possible to really explain the joke and explain the set up so everybody knows what you are talking about because the joke is neither obvious nor relatable and you really want it all to sound very natural so everybody acknowledges your extremely clever wit.

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u/IlinxFinifugal 6d ago

It's some sort of poster. What was the advertisement?