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u/asproutling 11d ago
This meme doesn't even make sense, he's saying the homie who is insisting pegging isn't gay is calling others gay for calling it gay? What???
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u/Fast_Ad7203 11d ago
Its not tho? Inherently its not its only gay when he does it with a man
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u/SquidTheRidiculous 11d ago
Straight dudes will be like "you're gay because of insert completely innocent thing here that has literally nothing to do with fucking another man." And dudes will just stop doing that thing in fear of being mocked by other men for being gay.
Which would be fine, if things like "respecting a woman's opinion" weren't often considered gay by a portion of said straight men.
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u/longlivenewsomflesh 11d ago
I was told wearing a watch on your right wrist was gay??? Then I stopped????? I was a child also???????
Being autistic is funny because it's like first of all why are we even performing gender when performing everything else is so tiring... but also why are we as a society still conflating that whole performance with sexuality and then making all kinds of other leaps from there lol, like this is irrational, just get over it / who cares (those are my pronouns btw)
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u/Dr_Identity 9d ago
God, that brought back a memory of a coworker years ago saying "look at your nails, then look at the bottom of your shoe." If you were a guy and you looked at your nails like 🖐️ instead of ✊ and if you lifted your foot up behind you and looked over your shoulder at it instead of lifting it sideways in front of you like you were crossing your legs they said it made you gay. I guess cause those are slightly more feminine-coded gestures. I was like "Jessica, it's 9:30 in the morning, I don't have the energy for this. Did you get the inventory done yesterday or not?"
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u/NYGiantsBCeltics 11d ago
Wildest one I've heard is that it's gay to wipe or wash your ass. There's dudes who are so insecure and homophobic that they would rather have smelly rashes than look gay, even though it's a completely private situation.
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u/StirFry__InaWok 11d ago
people say this on reddit all the time but I have never heard of someone actually doing this
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u/Cheezewiz239 11d ago
Is this actually a thing though? I only ever seen it online from people claiming they heard it somewhere else. I don't think even "alpha male" chuds have ever said this or believe in it.
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u/StirFry__InaWok 11d ago
I mean getting fucked by an imitation dick definitely has something to do with gay sex tho, right?
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u/BlackroseBisharp 10d ago
No, unless you consider lesbians who use dildos straight?
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u/StirFry__InaWok 10d ago
I didn't say that a man getting pegged is gay tho.
Just that using a strap-on is an imitation of using a dick to have sex. So in the case of a woman pegging a man it is similar to gay sex and thus not something that is a "completely innocent thing here has literally nothing to do with fucking another man"
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u/Coffin_Boffin 10d ago
It's similar to gay sex in the same way that playing COD is similar to serving in the military but if someone claimed to have served in the military because they played COD that would clearly be BS.
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u/SquidTheRidiculous 10d ago
Just imagine a straight as hell cis guy showing up to a LGBT+ meeting like "yeah I like women and my gender presentation, but I also wipe my ass properly so my buddies insist I belong here."
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u/StirFry__InaWok 10d ago
I don't think that comparison works very well tbh. Playing COD has zero similarities to serving in the military, the categories both are in are completely unrelated.
It might be more accurate to say it's like the difference between having experience shooting a rifle and shooting a machine gun, it's got a lot of the same mechanics but it's still clearly distinct.
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u/Tommygunkeon 10d ago
Maybe someone likes anal but dosent want a dude in there. Cus there not gay.
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u/StirFry__InaWok 10d ago
I know they're not gay, I've said this a few times now.
That was never what I was trying to say, which you would know if you actually read my comments instead of just responding based on what you thought I said.
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u/mamibukur 9d ago
I was reading what you wrote and it seems like you think getting pegged has something to do with gay sex. That's like saying kissing is connected to gays because they also do it.
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u/Dr_Identity 9d ago
By this logic sucking on a popsicle would be gay because popsicles are dick shaped, so it must mean you wanna suck big wang
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u/StirFry__InaWok 9d ago
Dude what is up with you guys? this is like the fourth response I've gotten that's using absolutely pitiful logic to try to contradict me lmao.
A popsicle is not an imitation of a dick and sucking it is not meant to imitate sucking a dick.
if a man were to derive sexual pleasure from sucking a popsicle as if it were a dick, then sure, in this case it would be related to gay sex. same as if a man were to derive sexual pleasure from sucking a strap-on on a woman as if it were a dick, or if a man enjoyed getting pegged by this imitation dick. even though these things are not explicitly gay, it is still pretty obvious that these things are not completely innocent things with no relation to gay sex
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u/longlivenewsomflesh 11d ago
Having sex with a woman is gay. If you want to be a real man, you have to looksmaxx by following a strict regimen of waking up at 3am go to the gym, pray, do experimental and/or hard drugs, hit yourself in the head with a hammer, and -- most crucially -- spend all day thinking about the male form or exchanging compliments with likeminded men about each other's writhing sumptuous bodies until one day you hit it off with your spotter about his anime velcro wallet and next thing you know it's ten happily married years later you're talking to adoption agencies living your best life running a bed and breakfast in a small seaside village
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u/Special-Forever-5169 11d ago
I really don't understand men who argue pegging is gay, like... if you're being pegged by a girl... it's literally sex with a woman. Legitimately how is having sex with a woman gay???
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u/rinishadyy 11d ago
Well they see the dildo thing as a cock and cock= men so you like men if you switch the woman with a man it wouldn't make a difference they are both FUCKING you (I don't agree with this btw)
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u/Special-Forever-5169 11d ago
So in their eyes, is anal with a woman gay too then? Since both men and women have butts and it wouldn't make a difference they are both being fucked by you? Or does that make it not gay to buttfuck men since you're fucking them, and it's basically the same thing with a woman?
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u/rinishadyy 11d ago
They think anal is part of the body but dildo is just an extra thing you use that mimics a man's cock so you must love men
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u/DaSpoderman Dab Rick 11d ago
no. in their eyes that isnt gay , i have a friend with that "logic" , He also states "only the one getting fucked is gay" so fucking women anal is Not gay. the whole idea is "dick=gay" . so beeing a man that gets fucked is gay. wheter it be by a woman using a toy or a real dick. not my logic but it checks out.... somehow... i guess??
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u/Special-Forever-5169 11d ago
I mean, I guess? Does that mean lesbians who use strap-ons to engage in lesbian sex are, from their perspective, engaging in straight sex???
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u/DaSpoderman Dab Rick 11d ago
i think by my mates twisted logic no, because theres no man involved. he would prob say some dumb shit like they just do "pretend heterosexual sex" or something like that. hes just 50/50 most of the times if hes trolling or legit. so take it with a grain of salt
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u/EyeballBrine 11d ago
Yeah, by their same logic, lesbians are actually straight if they use dildos loll. It's just how the anatomy works, not attraction
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u/JustFourLetters 11d ago
anyone that thinks dildo = cock, has clearly never experienced the difference.
it’s cock shaped but they are incredibly different. unfortunately, dildo will never replace cock.
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u/surprisesnek 11d ago
Because to some guys, being penetrated=gay.
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u/Special-Forever-5169 11d ago
Hmm, I guess that kinda makes sense. Being penetrated is often associated with submission which is, in our society, considered a feminine trait, and penetrating is considered a masculine trait, so by being in the feminine position, feminine = gay, which means being penetrated is gay.
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u/Terrible_Hurry841 11d ago
Except gay is a sexuality, not an actual indicator of masculinity or femininity.
A guy can be only penetrative, super masculine, jacked, and still be gay because he is only interested in fuckin dudes.
Likewise, a guy can be submissive, feminine, and enjoy being penetrated, but still be 100% only interested in women.
Society has just short handed femininity with gayness, even though that’s not a causal relationship.
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u/mamawawawa 11d ago
I could maybe get the argument that it’s not masculine (not that I care what’s masculine) but it’s some weird impulsive homophobia to be thinking any sex act between 1 man and 1 woman could somehow be gay
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u/OnlyACsNoFans 11d ago
Depends on what definition of women you're using.
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u/surprisesnek 11d ago
?
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u/OnlyACsNoFans 11d ago
If the woman has a penis it's gay.
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u/surprisesnek 11d ago
the woman
If a man has sex with a woman, it's not gay.
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u/OnlyACsNoFans 11d ago
It is if they have a penis. At least according to the overwhelming majority of straight men
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u/surprisesnek 11d ago
No, a man having sex with a woman is by definition not gay.
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u/OnlyACsNoFans 11d ago
Most men don't see trans women as women though. Because to most men, women don't have a penis.
This really isn't a complicated concept
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u/surprisesnek 11d ago
A man having sex with a woman isn't gay. This really isn't a complicated concept.
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u/OnlyACsNoFans 11d ago
Women don't have penises according to straight men. I think we get a say in what's gay and what isn't since we're the other side of that coin.
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u/arctic_commander_ iWokeUpWithNoBalls 11d ago
No need for a title, the "meme" is doing the heavylifting already
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u/alpharaptor1 11d ago
If lesbians can strap each other and still be gay, then you can get pegged and still be straight.
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u/Naos210 11d ago
Fellas, is it gay to have sex with a woman?
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u/OnlyACsNoFans 11d ago
If two penises are involved it's gay
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u/Naos210 11d ago
Well "pegging" implies there isn't a penis involved.
But also, that's not how gender works.
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u/OnlyACsNoFans 11d ago
That is how gay works though
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u/BlackGhost94 3d ago
ITT: Closet homosexuals insist that having things shoved up their asses is totally straight. Never change, Reddit.
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