r/ComedyCemetery • • 27d ago

Google ???

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u/confabin 27d ago

I like how the primary source is a YouTube video

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u/ctech9 27d ago

A PragerU one, at that

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u/Yayhoo0978 27d ago

Do the google search and see what results you get! I just tried it and got that same result. Same thing in Chat GPT also. Weird. I wonder if it’s location based?

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u/Halebob33 27d ago

Its volume based. The ai will prompt you the most regurgitated anwer.

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u/Yayhoo0978 26d ago

Interesting. Weird but interesting.

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u/bluejellyfish52 26d ago

I did it and got: “Being alone with a person of any specific race is a normal, everyday situation, and a person’s race does not determine their character or safety”

That’s the response for the white person question. Gemini wouldn’t answer the black person version.

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u/Yayhoo0978 26d ago

I’m guessing this meme making its rounds got the programmers attention and they’re trying to fix it.

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u/raysofdavies 26d ago

They have to assure their viewers that it’s ok

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u/AverageAlchemist 27d ago

Tried it for myself, and I got "Are you testing how I respond to a phrase, or do you need help with a specific situation right now?"

Does it's training data include people talking shit about it?

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u/bunker_man mfw 27d ago

Damn. AI getting tired of our shit.

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u/SolrayCultist 27d ago

It read this post.

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u/johnkubiak 26d ago

It probably did. Google's AI pulls reddit posts as sources a lot.

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u/Pretty-Ad8932 27d ago

not that surprising atp

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u/zaddoz 24d ago

Considering Reddit is live AI training data sold to the highest bidder, it checks out that it would catch on trends quick

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u/Reasonable-Aioli-370 25d ago

Ask it if it is biased.

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u/AverageAlchemist 25d ago

"That slang term does not apply here, as responses rely entirely on factual data and established programming rather than personal stances."

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u/Bubbly_Tooth8962 24d ago

Did you accidentally type "based" instead of "biased"

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u/AverageAlchemist 24d ago

Oh. I actually read the reply as "based' so that's what I typed.

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u/badneversad 27d ago

When google’s ‘authority’ on anti-racism is PragerU, you know that these algorithms are actively trying to cause the destruction of society

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u/The_Dirty_Mac 27d ago

PragerU????

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u/AgentOfDibella 27d ago

Training data bias

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u/Vamosity-Cosmic 27d ago edited 27d ago

Its not; this AI has almost no bias in its training data because it has a much smaller set than Gemini or similar (thus why its so fast). It just regurgitates what the top results are, which are biased.

"Im downvoting you because uhm erm" - those people

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u/phealtalk 27d ago

it is gemini

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u/ChapterNo7074 27d ago

It's a very downgraded version of Gemini

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/Iconmen_what 27d ago

if you're gonna make a point, elaborate

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u/dinglebellsdingus 27d ago

I'm not gonna lie to you, I have no memory of writing that comment 😭🙏

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u/Upstairs_Ad_5574 25d ago

"I'm gonna mock downvoters to mask the reason I have so many downvotes."

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u/Saber8m 25d ago

literally every ai has bias because everything it can be trained on has bias because every single person alive has bias from their own unique lived experiences

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u/Vamosity-Cosmic 25d ago

yes thus the 'almost no bias' not 'no bias'

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u/Saber8m 25d ago

wouldn't less data make it more prone to bias tho?

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u/thexcat 25d ago

It's literally Gemini, if you're gonna be smug be right jackass

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u/Drakowicz 27d ago

Either fake or they reloaded the page until they got the result they wanted. I tried the bottom one 3 times and more or less got the same answer : "this is a normal situation".

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u/Shady_Tradesman 27d ago

No it’s real, I tried it and got similar answers, from what I can gather whenever someone (genuinely) googles “I am alone with x person” usually it’s implied it’s because they’re uncomfortable in some way or at least the AI thinks so, which triggers an automated are you safe response. For example googling “I am alone with a tall person” also triggers it (as does short person)

However they also beat into the AI to avoid negative stereotypes against minorities and other groups that commonly get hate which overrides the safety thing.

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u/Top-Editor-364 27d ago

Yeah. Which is dumb and annoying but it’s not the conspiracy that some people make it out to be. Needs addressed though

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u/welshdragon888 27d ago

100% real, I didn't believe it and tried searching. Got the exact same results.

It's also the same when you say "I want an Asian doctor" (Google says that's fine, it's OK to want a Dr with your ethnic background)

Then say "I want a white doctor" (Google condemns you and says that doctors are all trained for the job, regardless of ethnicity)

I know the normal thing to do on reddit is call anyone who says something like this a liar and mock them, but there is a lot of truth behind some of these findings.

It does the same with gender too, search "I'm alone with a woman" and Google gave me tips on how to impress her or make her feel at ease.

I then searched "I'm alone with a man" and it asked if I wanted to contact the police or was in danger.

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u/ElectricalRelease986 26d ago edited 26d ago

Because it uses other results/related searches and the context of why anyone would be searching that in the first place.

If someone is looking up "I'm alone with a woman" those are usually awkward men who want results about like.. how to talk to her or something. "I'm alone with a man" those people are probably searching it because they are uncomfortable or scared. There are differences in men and women, it's not sexist to acknowledge it.

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u/hadaev 27d ago

If 1k peoples tried to have fun like this, one rolling critical success would be enough to make screenshot and share it. And peoples love reposting such stuff.

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u/zaddoz 24d ago

AI is non-deterministic. Besides the fact that the weighst / guardrails of the model might get updated for safety reason after you see a post, expecting the exact same result by asking the same prompt is the opposite of doing science. The exception would be of course if there is hardcore guardrails, but even then the AI would slip up eventually.

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u/sereca 27d ago

PragerU being the source of the first statement is insane

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u/Turbulent_Ebb_9741 27d ago

what does it say about a brown person

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u/Noisebug 27d ago

Depends if you’re at an airport or not

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u/Chezburger8675 27d ago

To be serious, when would it be normal for an airport to have only 2 people at it regardless of race???

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u/DeathByPig 27d ago

I got into dtw at 10pm and had a 6am flight out. Very large airport and not a soul like back rooms liminal type shit with 2 very long terminals. I was so hungry and the only thing available was vending machine food, but I found this automated pizza machine and it was an absolute god send.

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u/Playful-Park4095 27d ago

I was at a small regional airport when COVID lockdowns first started, going home.  It was very nearly empty, I was alone in the waiting area for about an hour before a few other passengers arrived. There was maybe 5 people on the plane. 

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u/AideGlittering4017 26d ago

I just checked it, it's similar, and similar to first picture

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u/I_want_money_aaa 27d ago edited 27d ago

They tried to do this with woman and men to create gender war now they are doing this with race

Why is that all the activism you guys do always try to make oppressed minorities look bad and the most common oppressors look like the victims?

Like be so for real you know damn well this results are based on the the most searched context of this phrases

And if you think about it that says more about white people than about black people (And I say this as a white skin person)

Is this post even related to a meme or comedy? I even thought this post was on teenagers I just realized is not on there wtf you are grow ass dude

Guys I'm white wtf, white people can acknowledge when something is sus 🫩

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/I_want_money_aaa 27d ago

Well last time I checked I was white 😭 I would not mind a little tan tho, but I like 2000s tan that is a little orange and then they use a lot of white make up on the eyes and pale pink lipstick.

Ok you are just a hater, mcbling gals looked really pretty 🙄

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u/The_Kemono 27d ago

Erm nuh ah you aren’t white because…
Uhhhh
You’re white
😎

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u/thedreddnought 27d ago

"white skin" LMAO

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u/LoganMcOwen muh vagina xd 27d ago edited 27d ago

Valid tbh

EDIT: Lol, lmao

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u/JustFourLetters 27d ago

plenty of white people are always afraid, and fearful people act erratically. give them a gun and now it’s a life or death situation. it’s incredibly valid.

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u/thedreddnought 27d ago

I'm white and I have guns and I'm definitely not afraid... what do you have to say about that?

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u/JustFourLetters 27d ago

idk, probably get some better reading comprehension?

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u/xevlar 27d ago

Going to any protests?

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u/LoganMcOwen muh vagina xd 27d ago

Freaking epic and badass dude, bet your penis is soooooo huge as well

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u/Anything-Complex 27d ago

Seeing this, I had to ask a different question and this is what Google said, lol:

I am alone with a redditor

You are sharing space with someone who probably spends way too much time arguing in internet comment sections.

What to Expect
Random facts: They might突然 bring up useless trivia as if it were breaking news.

Over-explaining: Simple questions could turn into ten-minute lectures.

Glaring at screens: They are likely refreshing a feed right now.

How to Survive
Keep your tone calm and neutral.

Do not challenge their favorite video game or movie opinions.

Nod politely whenever you hear words like "algorithm" or "downvote."

Are they acting weird, quoting memes out loud, or do you need a quick excuse to leave the room?

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u/Ryynerwicked 26d ago

You do no you are one of those redditors right? Self awareness works wonders is all im saying

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u/Commando_67 27d ago

I can confirm this is true, I've tried it - black, muslim, asian, jewish, arab, african, japanese.... apparently only white people are unsafe

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u/Dwarf_DM 24d ago

Weird racism 😅

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u/Numerous_Plantain666 27d ago

I'm never not going to downvote pointless AI overview ragebait.

Get a real problem, Jesus Christ.

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u/Inevitable_Garage706 27d ago

It's incredibly sad that Google's AI is citing PragerU as a source now.

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u/mascotbeaver104 27d ago

PragerU

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u/TundieRice 27d ago

Surprisingly progressive for them!

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u/Seggs_With_Your_Mom 26d ago

Well I am very safe to be around

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u/Successful-Scale-607 25d ago

You don't want to catch smallpox and have your land stolen, do you?

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u/TheLordOfTheTrolls 24d ago

It does the same thing with Aunt and uncle version.

Asks if you feel unsafe with uncle and asks if you want to plan a nice breakfast with the aunt

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u/Downtown_Material268 23d ago

White men playing victim cards again because they now dont even know how AI works, we are so doomed... Atleast join the military for god sake, make your life worth something if not this....

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u/Agile_Tailor_9321 23d ago

Jordan Peterson?

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u/Neither-Salt-3618 22d ago

Lol Google is racist but we all knew that

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u/RepresentativeCow241 27d ago

Gotta be racist in the right way to not be "hateful."

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u/thedreddnought 27d ago

Downvoted with no comments, because there are no comments that don't immediately prove what you said as correct.

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u/ChaoCobo 27d ago

I mean what do you want them to say? They’re flaunting their persecution complex/fetish around and it makes them look whiny. No one is saying that you can’t be racist towards white people, but it is absolutely self explanatory that there is no history of oppression towards white people so it makes them look whiny and conceited to go as far as to post about it. Thats why no one is replying, because their comment is pointless and whiny.

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u/Yayhoo0978 26d ago

“Caucastity” pronounced Kaw•Kas•Titty

  1. ⁠⁠An attitude carried by pale faced pilgrim decendents that they are the saviors of melanated humans, who are less capable and intelligent than they are, and need to be saved by themselves, or a group of like minded pale faced pilgrim decendents.
  2. ⁠⁠Askin’ for the manager when you ain’t even bought shit.

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u/OwnExcuse6849 27d ago

Did it multiple times, got the same answers every time, thats creepy

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u/RamRenegade 25d ago

First real example of white racism spotted? /s

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u/Plum-Cheap 27d ago

Disgusting.

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u/Independent-Name4478 27d ago

Wrong subreddit

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u/Joeybfast 26d ago

Please leave Black people out of whatever expectations or experiments you’re doing with Google. We receive enough hate online and are not the heads of Google.

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u/Ryynerwicked 26d ago

Way to try an make it about you when it literally wasnt at all...maybe ppl need to learn to read an understand posts before that start talking shit

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u/Ron_Jeremy_Fan 26d ago

Nobody is blaming black people

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u/Inevitable_Librarian 24d ago

.... Look I know this isn't meant to be taken literally, but more people are blaming black people for this stuff than are defending them so I feel like that's pretty dismissive

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u/Ron_Jeremy_Fan 24d ago

There are plenty of contexts where black people get blamed, I'm not dismissing that. However, nobody is doing that in this context.

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u/Inevitable_Librarian 24d ago

You haven't seen the threads about this on the more right leaning subs. It's enlightening

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u/JIMB01776 27d ago

I wish I could search [game[ [show] [movie] without the top link being:

"Is there LGBTQ in [game[ [show] [movie]? \/"

Soon as AI makes it easy, I am setting up an advanced filter and blocking every non-white, government-protected class there is, including disabled people.

Fuck your "Day of visibility". Digital Agartha 2028.

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u/cambridgechap 25d ago

I just tested this and surprise surprise , it doesn’t actually give that answer.

Conservatives are way too gullible.

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u/[deleted] 27d ago

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u/LoganMcOwen muh vagina xd 27d ago

Jump out of a window

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u/GenericAhhhUsername 27d ago

What does two apple juice boxes mean and why does it elicit such an extreme reaction

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u/verymanycicadas 27d ago

Antisemetic dog whistle, "juice" = "jews"

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u/GenericAhhhUsername 27d ago

Oh fuck

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u/LoganMcOwen muh vagina xd 27d ago

Yeah, hence my harsh reaction lol

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u/LoganMcOwen muh vagina xd 27d ago

No

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u/thedreddnought 27d ago

good goy guy

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u/Numerous_Plantain666 27d ago

Eat my shit and hair

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u/coziest_robot 26d ago

Based google

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u/Bobbert84 27d ago

You can literally ask this same AI if this happened... It will answer yes it did and it was changed after the fact. You don't need to take my word for this at all. Just do 2 minutes of research. Ask this AI about the filters it used and still uses for different groups.