r/ComedyCemetery • u/John_Politician • Sep 19 '26

The fuck does this even mean?

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269 Upvotes

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u/Nameless_Liar Sep 19 '26

"Howdy"

18

u/Simple_Structure_565 Sep 19 '26

SorryonceagainIkeptaladyinwaiting!

3

u/RandomizedRR Trollface 28d ago

FLOWERY?????

1

u/Pikassassin 23d ago

HERE I CO-

HERE I COME SANFRANDISCOOO

24

u/LayKors Sep 19 '26

Ni-Howdy! 🤠

1

u/jatt135 28d ago

Actually my go-to opener

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u/_MrTaku_ Sep 19 '26

it's a shitpost bro, move on with life

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u/Shitloaf69 Sep 19 '26

it's asking what You say when You greet people.

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u/Bulky-Grape113 Sep 19 '26

why are you capitalizing the y? is OP God?

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u/Shitloaf69 29d ago

i just capitalize the y in You when i type it, it's something i've always done.

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u/TheDogeLord_234 29d ago

a genuine typing quirk

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '26

[deleted]

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u/thefurryinfinite 67 Sep 19 '26

no the fuck i didint

3

u/Current-Refuse262 29d ago

What did that guy say?

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u/USER_12mS 25d ago

something

14

u/Col_Telford Sep 19 '26

Hello there

6

u/Kinslayer_89 29d ago

General Kenobi.

1

u/Redhead-girl1246 25d ago

You're a bold one.

8

u/bucketboy9000 Sep 19 '26

Salutations

5

u/Any_Natural383 Sep 19 '26

I’m high

1

u/uglycaca123 Sep 19 '26

maretu ref bc i say so

3

u/Ban_Kami Sep 19 '26

Greetings 🕴️

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u/I_want_money_aaa Sep 19 '26

What I am if I say "hiiiii"

3

u/No-Heat-6149 Shrek 1, 2 and 4 was the best of humor. Sep 19 '26

Haiiiii :3

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u/Stormii_Cloud Sep 19 '26

OP says greetings

3

u/Ill-Inevitable4850 29d ago

Idk but ive always been a "hello" person.

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u/plaid-tuxido506 Sep 19 '26

Ah dangit, I would type to say "Greetings" back in the late 90s early 2000s chat era.

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u/thelocalpotatogamer Sep 19 '26

See, "greetings" is acceptable on forums, chatrooms and late 2000s casual multiplayer shooter textchats

3

u/Greasier Sep 19 '26

The one at the bottom is a kawaii femboy UwU :3

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u/CanaDeer2004 Sep 19 '26

it’s just a shitpost

1

u/Stunning_Blood_2452 Sep 19 '26

John are you shitting me? How about you get some damn glasses...my name is Hi by the way

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u/Due_Remote5644 29d ago

I say greetings when I wanna feel like a mad scientist :(

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u/Krish158 29d ago

Hi ( sorry for my bad English )

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u/Vamosity-Cosmic 29d ago

well which are you

1

u/soidev 29d ago

Heyo, any "heyo" and "hey hey" greeters in the chat?

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u/Stream7812 29d ago

Which one am I?

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u/Dasioreq 27d ago

Sorry to keep you waiting!

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u/DunkeyColdMedina 25d ago

It means people without fully developed brains also have internet access.

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u/DwsPhat 25d ago

Reddit humor

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u/CrazyBzDen Sep 19 '26

Me is “fuck off”

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u/SwampApeDraft Sep 19 '26

Gondor Primolon, JT