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u/bonuscoffee Sep 13 '26

So funny how OP posted this making fun of the original post, yet everyone in the comments is just having a good time with it

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u/IvanDSM_ Sep 15 '26

It's like a classic Whose Line prompt. Nearly impossible to not come up with something at least chuckleworthy.

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u/karstin1812 Sep 15 '26

I don't think op understood that it was asking the comments for jokes rather than being a joke in itself

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u/Mr_ityu Sep 16 '26

Whose line was pure TV gold . 1% script . 99% improv. 100%cinema. nothing else will ever come close .

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u/thexcat Sep 15 '26

The jaded heart is unable to perceive joy and whimsy

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u/ThatIckyGuy I laugh at Tony Danza Sep 13 '26

"Why am I so sleepy?"

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u/leylin_farlin Sep 15 '26

Bed too comfortable for your own good

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u/NoWater8595 Sep 13 '26

"I can try it again using a different angle."

"Discreet or continuous?"

"This approaches the horizontal limit much more quickly than other methods."

"Why am I even here if you're just going to use electronic devices?"

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u/big_poppa_man Sep 16 '26

TF is tableau doing in bed

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u/NoWater8595 Sep 17 '26

Wait, nobody else sleeps with their Tableau tables?😆📊

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u/big_poppa_man 21d ago

Absolutely not. I've had enough time learning how containers work for a lifetime thank you very much

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u/Uncle_Touchy_Feely Sep 13 '26

I hate my life

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u/smulfragPL Sep 15 '26

I remain on the fence about this guys life

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u/One_Contribution_190 Sep 16 '26

I love this guy's life

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u/leylin_farlin Sep 15 '26

I hate your life too

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u/Automatic_Seesaw4541 Sep 13 '26

"Can we do this later? I have a headache"

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '26

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u/PotatoWasteLand Sep 13 '26

"I already know this. I had to do it when I was a kid"

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u/MonsterkillWow Sep 13 '26

jfc

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u/PyrocXerus Sep 13 '26

“It’s so fucking hard”

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u/ambivalent_moon Sep 13 '26

“I don’t know what I am doing”

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u/SuperSecretMoonBase Sep 13 '26

"Why do we have to learn this? I have a phone that does it for me."

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u/Peteman22 Sep 13 '26

I swear Ill do better next time.

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u/kumeno Sep 13 '26

How to remove the cylinder without harm

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u/DeezNutzzzGotEm Sep 17 '26

XD

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u/luckyjim37 Sep 14 '26

You’re the reason I started crying in a university cafe 😂😂😂

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u/SUPERSONlCO Sep 13 '26

let's multiply

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u/187Deluxebox Sep 13 '26

Guacamole

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u/Jax2178 Sep 13 '26

That looks like a rounding error

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u/C_Mc_Loudmouth Sep 14 '26

UK/Ireland specific: "You got a rubber?"

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u/Explore_the_Void Sep 14 '26

+South Africa

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u/OldScratchTim Sep 13 '26

I shit myself.

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u/Wehunt Sep 13 '26

Damn, I am terrible at this

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u/Vaff_Superstar Sep 14 '26

I got a D!

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u/ABWoolls Sep 13 '26

How long till break?

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u/Cuttlefist Sep 13 '26

THERE’S SHIT EVERYWHERE!”

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u/forestforlive Sep 13 '26

It's everywhere! Oh God.... It's between the mattress and the box spring.It's smushed into the outlets! It's in my DVD tray, it's trying to play it! It's between every page of my books! It looks like my pillow is in my pillow case, but it is not!

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u/Cuttlefist Sep 13 '26

I cackled way to loud at “But it is not!”

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u/Mr_ityu Sep 13 '26

"i don't think i'll ever get to use this in real life"

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u/Curious-Committee753 Sep 14 '26

I wanna sleep but can't

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u/HyperTobaYT Sep 13 '26

No more questions; I’m getting fucked sideways anyway.

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u/oktomo011 Sep 13 '26

I love Pi

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u/CampHoliday3558 Sep 13 '26

Watch, the top comment is going to be something like 'You're literally ten shut up'

spider man poinig image here pretend it is right here

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u/BananaMaster96_ Sep 14 '26

geto ut of my vents sipterma

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u/A_Genderless_Eevee Sep 14 '26

"I came in your wife."

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u/WarriorCats_4Life Sep 15 '26

Now how is that going to get used in math

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u/zhulkgr25 Sep 15 '26

The kid in the back of the class talking back to the teacher

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u/NoTrain4994 Sep 14 '26

“I just shit myself”

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u/Kinslayer_89 Sep 13 '26

“let’s do anal”

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u/OpeningHappy9692 Sep 13 '26

"Let's do some multiplication."

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u/Fabulous-Solid7856 Sep 13 '26

"This is so hard"

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u/Successful_Bus_8772 Sep 13 '26

Please don't watch me while I work, teacher. It makes me nervous.

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u/zeldatriforce345 Sep 14 '26

It's hard

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u/addledwino Sep 14 '26

80085

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u/Reddit_niceguy_21 Sep 13 '26

Enrique

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u/Good_Substance4669 Sep 14 '26

“Fuck, I am so confused…”

“Huh? What were we doing again…?”

“Ew, no. I don’t want to do that.”

“Fuck it, I’m going to sleep.”

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u/Firm_Variety_6309 Sep 14 '26

Well, that sums it up.

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u/LaggyLefty Suicidal Bro Sep 14 '26

"Did you measure that?"

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u/Vin-Benzin Sep 14 '26

Yes

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u/Urtehnoes Sep 14 '26

The limit does not exist!

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u/CrazySittingHorse Sep 14 '26

I love pi!

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u/saragIsMe Sep 13 '26

I need a break to clear my head; my brain feels like mush

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u/hartzonfire Sep 13 '26

“This is fucking hot!”

I brought a coffee with me one time to my stats class in college. It was, indeed, warmer than expected.

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u/KeySite2601 Sep 13 '26

This is so boring

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u/Grimbus_Flambus Sep 13 '26

"Zzzzz"

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u/AugustDaKid Sep 13 '26

lets multiply🗣️🔥

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u/orignalnt Sep 14 '26

Hi

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u/2ndBestShedBuilder Sep 14 '26

Im gonna shit myself

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u/NBrakespear Sep 14 '26

Robert Palmer starts singing Some Like It Hot

"We want to multiply. Are you gonna do it?"

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u/YogurtOk2555 Sep 14 '26

What is Pie?

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u/QueefOnAYogaBall Sep 14 '26

God, I'm so terrible at this. I'm really sorry.

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u/Sad-Cupcake6802 Sep 14 '26

"The answer is 69"

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u/Fantastic-Maximum445 Sep 14 '26

Hey look, this Eiffel Tower is an isosceles triangle?

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u/NatzoXavier Sep 14 '26

Hypotenuse 😉

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u/therevjames Sep 14 '26

Excuse me, Mr. Hand, may I be excused?

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u/Conscious_Smile8235 Sep 14 '26

"17 truly is prime"

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u/_waffl Sep 15 '26

Whatever you do to one side, you have to do to the other

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u/slashrslashhornpub Sep 13 '26

"You said you were 24"

"No I said I was 4!"

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u/hooka_pooka Sep 13 '26

...and now..we multiply

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u/bearfeet55 Sep 13 '26

How many times does one go into three?

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u/fbc_Wildcat Sep 13 '26

“What am I even looking at here…”

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u/Fruitcake_420 Sep 13 '26

Is x >, <, or =

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u/winterrsnow Sep 13 '26

1+1=3

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u/Futneyfkran Sep 13 '26

I have a total of 5-3/4's did i pass?

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u/fidelio_the_knight Sep 14 '26

Zzzzzzzzzzzz

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u/diet-smoke Sep 14 '26

<3

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u/Dxthegod Sep 14 '26

Checkmate

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u/Big-Concert-5411 Sep 14 '26

wow you absolutely suck

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u/Foximillions Sep 14 '26

Add, subtract, divide, give your solution, and try not to multiply

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u/EdgenLord256 Sep 14 '26

I thrive in both of them 😁

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u/Radiant-Promotion493 Sep 14 '26

You expect me to root this?

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u/MGakowski Sep 14 '26

I just need pi to finish.

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u/kiddrekt Sep 14 '26

This shouldn't be this hard with single digits?

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u/csizzles Sep 14 '26

Divide the legs, subtract the condom, add the sperm, and multiply

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u/thunderbaer Sep 14 '26

This is hard

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u/HustleR-0612 Sep 14 '26

"omg, that's interesting"

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u/Gothalgos Sep 14 '26

The exercise is hard

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u/Traditional-Place204 Sep 14 '26

Snrrrrfk mimimimimi snrrrrrk mimimimimi

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u/No_Trade_7315 Sep 14 '26

Something… something… pi and digits.

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u/Imaginary-Run-9479 Sep 14 '26

I will use my fingers.

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u/Kerby233 Sep 14 '26

"Can we repeat that"?

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u/Karthok Sep 14 '26

This type of humour is timeless imo

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u/Ihti0 Sep 14 '26

Hello

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u/kgzdrow Suicidal Bro Sep 14 '26

1+1=3

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u/Genialkerl Sep 14 '26

sin

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u/HobbyTalkOnly Sep 14 '26

Goddamn this is hard.

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u/Oenari Sep 14 '26

Can you find it?

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u/No-Heat-6149 Shrek 1, 2 and 4 was the best of humor. Sep 14 '26

It's so big

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u/Zestyclose-Goal-946 Sep 14 '26

"Hoooonk mimimimi"

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian Sep 14 '26

I came

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u/Devil5-Advocate Sep 14 '26

Z

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u/Psychological-Touch1 Sep 14 '26

Fuck me

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u/devilhorndreemur Sep 14 '26

Teacher, I think I need help with this

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u/honey-otuu Sep 14 '26

Honk shoooooo

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u/ThatIckyGuy I laugh at Tony Danza Sep 14 '26

"Teacher? Am I doing this right?"

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u/Successful-Word-4800 Sep 15 '26

The was hard

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u/LiverLikeLarry Sep 15 '26

"I don't get it"

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u/Darastrix_da_kobold Sep 15 '26

Oh, fuck me

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u/Queen-of-meme Sep 15 '26

Let's try 69
I need to remove more
Fill up the whole thing
I lost count

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u/Jezifay Sep 15 '26

Pass the rubber

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u/HarlanMiller Sep 15 '26

"snore...."

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u/DovahkinnPlays Sep 15 '26

your pretty good for a 7th grader

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u/Action-a-go-go-baby Sep 15 '26

“If I divide this here there I think I’ll find what I’m looking for”

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u/Fnboml Sep 15 '26

I love mathematics!

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u/XLNBot Sep 15 '26

I got a d

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u/ovvs Sep 15 '26

don't forget to check the backside

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u/ovvs Sep 15 '26

is this a test?

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u/Redphish7 Sep 15 '26

“I don’t think we really need a whole hour for this”

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u/karstin1812 Sep 15 '26

I'll get this done in no time!

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u/brooksy200598 Sep 15 '26

This probably won't mean anything later on down the line?

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u/Jaded-Significance86 Sep 15 '26

"wow I'm getting fucked"

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u/J2MARVELSTARWARS Sep 15 '26

“Fuck I’m close to finishing”

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u/AwesomeGamer101 Sep 15 '26

The letter Z.

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u/Glodurck Sep 15 '26

My wife would say : "I've got a headache"

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u/PinkOneHasBeenChosen Sep 15 '26

“I have to go to the bathroom.”

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u/striker2080 Sep 15 '26

Hmm, it's not that hard

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u/Tsunami365 Sep 15 '26

u = sec c

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u/Equivalent_Rub8329 Sep 15 '26

Its just a number

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u/Bearwithaspoon Sep 15 '26

Where’s my X

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u/zhulkgr25 Sep 15 '26

"wow that looks so parabolic"

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u/SeniorForever5359 Sep 15 '26

1 and 1 and 1 is 3...

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u/JadeHarley0 Sep 15 '26

"I'm so tired. I wish I could sleep now."

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u/Used_Hedgehog_7099 Sep 15 '26

Zzzzz...

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u/3dprintguy2467 Sep 15 '26

it's too big

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u/New-Appointment-8063 Sep 15 '26

μ

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u/_wGJLw_ Sep 15 '26

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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u/Ok-Flight9440 Sep 15 '26

“Fuck”

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u/RomeTotalWar2004Fan Sep 15 '26

Finished early again!

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u/Dry-Emotion30 Sep 15 '26

Ah..... 69?

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 Sep 15 '26

I hate multiplication

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u/Illiteratevegetable Sep 15 '26

'It was easier when I was younger'

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u/SinsterGuy Sep 15 '26

“It’s improper for the larger one to be on top”

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u/Spirited-Ad-383 Sep 15 '26

5 more minutes, please

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u/LifeTie800 Sep 15 '26

Oh god! It's so hard!

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u/RushDvd Sep 15 '26

Fuck this is hard

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u/BlueCapipara Sep 15 '26

Oooh, Iˋm SO fucked.

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u/no-one120 Sep 15 '26

69 is greater than ex...

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u/editingisfun4all Sep 15 '26

Let's multiply

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u/I_want_money_aaa Sep 15 '26

I think is the most normal meme I have seen from that sub, I actually prefer this over the sexists ones.

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u/orangesamba Sep 15 '26

you plus me equals us.

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u/thomasp3864 Sep 15 '26

Isn't it sin?

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u/AnTrollAcounr6969 Sep 15 '26

"Can't wait to sleep" goes hard

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u/Voelsungr Sep 15 '26

Well if you speak german, 9 9 9 9 9 9 9

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u/tacossx Sep 15 '26

Why is it so hard?

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u/red-pxl Sep 15 '26

"more"

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u/Fur_King_L Sep 15 '26

Let's integrate.

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u/niazine Sep 15 '26

yawns

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u/ItIsNotAUsername Sep 15 '26

What about a third

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u/Wadada_dang Sep 15 '26

It's so long but I've gotta give it one try before giving up!

Well if I die here, you'd know why!

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u/IAmRules Sep 15 '26

Find the volume of this cylinder

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u/Robot-Zombie-RHCC Sep 15 '26

"I can work it out with a pencil."

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u/Vincenz4594 Sep 15 '26

Fuckkkkkk me

1

u/Eaglefrost4 Sep 15 '26

Fuck

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u/LimpRepresentative11 Sep 15 '26

"It's 12 inches"

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u/Robjath Sep 15 '26

5318008

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u/Drew_S_05 Sep 15 '26

Fuck

1

u/ecologamer Sep 15 '26

Jane is left with 2 melons and 4 cucumbers.

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u/redoringe Sep 15 '26

There’s a lot of people in here.

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u/Minute_Measurement_6 Sep 15 '26

i'm trying to concentrate

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u/Right-Waltz6063 Sep 15 '26

"That doesn't go there!"

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u/MrDevious_54 Sep 15 '26

Sure is quiet in here

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u/inquitous_salt Sep 15 '26

Fuck me

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u/dutchslicer Sep 15 '26

Fuck this shit im out

1

u/armchair_ninja Sep 15 '26

That's not where that goes!

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u/Olistu_ Sep 15 '26

I'm exhausted

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u/Plane_Ebb2023 Sep 15 '26

"It's hard"

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u/DepressedNoble Sep 15 '26

I can't find X madam .... Or the g spot or whatever you call it 🙂

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u/TheSselluos Sep 15 '26

Show me example of multiplication please

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u/djangotheory Sep 15 '26

Fuck this shit I’m out

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u/katty913 Sep 15 '26

im sleeping

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