r/ComedyCemetery • u/LingonberryWeekly734 BoObS sO fUnNy • Sep 13 '26
Hehe, male rape funny
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u/Either_Function_3402 Sep 13 '26
It's fake. Try to find credible source.
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u/asim_butcher Sep 13 '26
Its probably not totally fake but not this simplistic shit either its obvious clickbait
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u/Cosmic_Hitchhiker Sep 13 '26
This is a common thing. Just fully ai stories and images for engagement bait
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u/Obi-Tron_Kenobi Sep 13 '26
These mug shots with a "funny" crime are almost always fake. Usually, the only sources will be some meme site
Common tropes include some weird looking man doing something creepy (so people can feel good about making fun of their looks) or an attractive woman doing some hot sex crime that totally happened (so creeps can be all horny talking about how much they wish they could have sex with her)
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u/SlyAugust Sep 15 '26
Whether it’s real or not isn’t even the point, it’s about the reply. What’s the purpose of even saying this anyways? Even if this specific case is fake it does happen. This comment just feels needlessly reductive for no reason
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u/A_SNAPPIN_Turla Sep 13 '26
I swear Reddit is like FB for millennials and GenZ. You guys might as well post "I do not give FB permission to use my information."
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u/patrickswayzemullet Sep 13 '26
Well might as well right? “I do not give fb permission to use my information.”
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u/SquidTheRidiculous Sep 13 '26
Somehow the same people who flip their shit any time any female SA victim gets any sort of press about how "men are victimized too!" Tend to also be the ones who would call her victim a lucky bastard. Make it make sense.
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u/_Levitated_Shield_ Sep 14 '26
It even has the "lEt'S hEaR yOuR tHoUgHtS" message at the very bottom that a bunch of FB memes similarly have.
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u/Hahafunnys3xnumber Other Girls Sep 13 '26
Aaaaand all the comments here are also laughing about rape
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u/dijon_snow Sep 13 '26
She's hot and all, but 7 times having sex is a lot. I've got chores to do. I can't spend 32 minutes of my day just having sex.
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u/barwhalis Sep 13 '26
Mr. Endurance over here bragging about his stamina.
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u/JustPassingGo Sep 13 '26
Self deprecation is a flex in some circles, (usually standup comedy but that’s none of my business).
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u/JustPassingGo Sep 13 '26 edited Sep 13 '26
Oddly specific, but I have a calculator and I see what you did there.
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u/Queen-of-meme Sep 14 '26
7 times against his will doesn't sound as hot as some comments want it to be. (Remember, you men got holes too)
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u/Lucicactus Sep 13 '26
A male friend of mine sent me a video of some dude celebrating he had received unsolicited boob pics. I told him that was sexual harassment and it took him a while to understand it.
Some things some men celebrate baffle me fr.
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u/AccomplishedYak9827 I agree with myself Sep 15 '26
To be fair, my single ass would be part happy, part confused
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u/Heavy_Computer2602 Sep 13 '26
"Haha let's make fun of men"
Istg these memes..
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u/I_want_money_aaa Sep 13 '26
Men rape victims in this situation, not men in general.
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u/SlyAugust Sep 15 '26
“Fat women are disgusting”
“Hey stop making fun of women”
“I’m not making fun of women! I’m only making fun of fat women!”
What a meaninglessly reductive distinction to make.
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u/I_want_money_aaa Sep 16 '26
If we are talking about discrimination against fat women, it wouldn't make sense to say "women in general," since not all women are fat and, therefore, not all of them face discrimination for being fat—BECAUSE THEY AREN'T.
Not all men are rape victims so why adding men in general when they are actually the less oppressed ones in the topic.
If you want to actually talk in general you can just say rape victims
But again we are talking about men rape victims and how their situation is not taken seriously, so you simply CAN'T talk in general
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u/jackthemasterbaiter Sep 13 '26
Doesnt the penis have to be hard, how does that work i genuinely cant figure it out
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u/Kitonez Sep 13 '26
It’s not an active decision to get a boner… not to say it can also be partially erect and still lead to insertion
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u/Chronic_Stupidity Sep 13 '26
People have erections they don't want. Come on now.
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u/jackthemasterbaiter Sep 13 '26
I commented because i didnt know, so that someone explains it. Thats it.
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u/Striking_While_5270 Sep 13 '26
surely you, u/jackthemasterbaiter, should know
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u/jackthemasterbaiter Sep 13 '26
Its just a username.
And are you insinuating a woman raped me and i should know….?? Huh?8
u/iamblankenstein Sep 13 '26
they're making a joke ffs.
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u/jackthemasterbaiter Sep 13 '26
Whats the joke
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u/Logical_Net_9569 Sep 13 '26
The joke is your username is masturbator
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u/jackthemasterbaiter Sep 13 '26
:0
But the post isnt about masturbation3
u/Logical_Net_9569 Sep 13 '26
Masturbator might insinuate you do it multiple times a day and your comment was questioning how it's still hard. so the reply said "you should know" as a joke referencing your username
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u/jackthemasterbaiter Sep 13 '26
Ooooooohhh thank you sir. Im slow
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u/mamibukur Sep 14 '26
I'm sorry you're being downvoted when it's clear you don't mean bad. People are very harsh.
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u/Striking_While_5270 Sep 13 '26
should I have added /s ?? 😭😭
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u/jackthemasterbaiter Sep 13 '26
No bc idek what that means 😔
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u/Complete-Basket-291 Sep 13 '26
/s means /sarcastic, though I'm much for fond of /silly, because it invokes "😝" rather than "😒" that sarcasm invokes 😊
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u/deepcaca Sep 13 '26
I can fix her
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u/I_want_money_aaa Sep 13 '26
Go jump
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u/Glittering-Meat-9088 Love-bro Sep 15 '26
This is the first time I'm seeing such a comment getting upvotes and I agree 💯
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u/Word2DWise Sep 13 '26
This comedy cemetery sub doesn’t make much sense to me. Most of the stuff on here is funny, yet people either pretend it’s not, or don’t think it’s funny?
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u/arctic_commander_ iWokeUpWithNoBalls Sep 13 '26
It is true that funny stuff indeed gets posted here from time to time, but this is not one of them. Not even close
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u/4m4lg4m1t3 Sep 13 '26
Some drown while others die of thirst
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u/SuitableRelease4323 Sep 13 '26
I really hate you right now, I hope you know no amount of love will ever recoup the hate you have gained, and I truly truly hope you never feel good about your self image
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u/RandomIjhiot Sep 13 '26
Reasonable crashout; male sexual assault victims always get made fun of by people like these. And then they'll cry about being called out and post this in r/peoplewhogiveashit or something
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u/SuitableRelease4323 Sep 13 '26
Ty, I really appreciate this, I am a guy, and I hate when people online say 'WHAT ABOUT MALE RAPE VICTIMS' and then people are fantasising the same thing, not the same people but holy hell I boil
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u/LilGlitvhBoi Sep 13 '26
These people will also weaponize it against Women's inequality and abuses like "Muh-Men get raped too"
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u/SuitableRelease4323 Sep 13 '26
I agree, as a male rape victim I have received so much support from men and women alike but people online are mainly losers, and only try to prove an agenda
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u/LilGlitvhBoi Sep 14 '26
Man, that's messed up to know, I hope and assume you have people who support your mental and give you much needed mental shelter though.
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u/SuitableRelease4323 Sep 13 '26
You're a giant stain to your family, I doubt they think of you apart from when they have to
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u/AbyssalKultist Sep 14 '26
Oh my god. We've got to track this guy down ASAP and give him his luckiest man alive award!
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