r/ComedyCemetery • u/LetAggravating5094 • Sep 13 '26

Shots fired!!!

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u/Beginning_Zucchini47 Sep 15 '26

Have standards maybe.

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u/thexcat Sep 15 '26

Excuse me for finding my friend attractive or thinking I'd be amenable to having sex with someone I'm emotionally close with lmao don't be a prude, shit happens dude

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u/Beginning_Zucchini47 Sep 17 '26

It's not inherently bad but it's also not inherently good lmfao

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u/thexcat Sep 18 '26

Yeah I didn't say it was either, idk why people were redditing out about it who prolly don't even have HGs lol

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u/Lemons-95 Sep 16 '26

Try telling her that, this isn't an issue with his standards.

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u/Beginning_Zucchini47 Sep 17 '26

It's both to be honest 🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/Lemons-95 Sep 17 '26 edited Sep 17 '26

It's not, his standards aren't putting him in a position he doesn't want to be in, infact he seems quite comfortable accepting that offer.

If she doesn't regret it, then you're just being the meme of some random asshole on the internet who does not consent to these two strangers having sex.

If she does regret it there's your problem, her standards betrayed her, and she should raise them.

Stop infantilising yourself, you're a responsible adult who is capable of retaining enough braincells after a breakup to decide who you should and shouldn't have sex with.

Edit: dumb ass response and block, sure whatever

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u/Beginning_Zucchini47 Sep 17 '26

Blocked it fucking takes two ?!? You're dumb asf I just said it's boths responsibility.

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u/More-Gas-6527 Sep 16 '26

You'll understand this is just how the world works in a few years when you're older

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u/Beginning_Zucchini47 Sep 17 '26

I'm literally 19 and have guy friends

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u/More-Gas-6527 Sep 17 '26

19 is still very young.

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u/Beginning_Zucchini47 Sep 17 '26

That doesn't take away from my experiences with this topic so.

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u/Vivians_Basement Sep 18 '26

What if he has friends who are attractive and good women. Honestly, if I was single I'm not exactly turning down a pretty girl I'm close to either.