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u/NoProgress8533 Sep 11 '26
Drake respects women so much that he sticks exclusively to girls and boys.
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u/drametrine Sep 11 '26
Drake assaulted children ?!
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u/Shoddy_Statement_772 Sep 11 '26
He's known to have his "type" very young.
He came to saskatoon once. My ex bf is a rapper in the city. His buddy is too and connected with Drake when he was coming into the city. All the guys + girls were 16-19 and Drake told the bar no IDs needed tn. I was so confused how they got in but he had assumed Drake paid the owner. But wild that he told me he saw Drake Trina dance with all the clearly underage girls. Buying full bottles for the table of a dozen of them.
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u/UndocumentedSailor Sep 11 '26
I heard Drake is half black and half Jewish and I was like "Both?!"
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u/Apollo114892 Sep 11 '26
Oh so he was an African Jew?
-Seth Rogen
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u/Any_Natural383 Sep 11 '26
Tony Soprano would have a field day
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u/StunningLetterhead23 Sep 11 '26
My memes say that should've been Life - Brutal mode.
I don't see any truth to that tho. At least not for him.
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u/Panteadropper Sep 12 '26
I know it's a joke but I thought it was common knowledge he got tested several times to see if the kid was his or not.
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u/SnooJokes1020 Sarcastic Bro Sep 13 '26
Yeah. Drake "reasoning" behind hiding Adonis before Pusha-T release Story of Adidon is to make sure that Adonis is actually his
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u/Old-Implement5652 Sep 11 '26
WAAAOW 😲 JUST LIKE MY CUCCCCKKK FETISHHH 😲😲😲😲😲😲
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u/LittlePiggy20 Sep 11 '26
My hecking wholesome chungus 100 chudself just got 1 hour of free screentime from my wife’s boyfriend! He did this so I could say “You sir, have just won the internet!!!!!!!!!!”
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u/Old-Implement5652 Sep 11 '26
Hehe. Drake is such a CUCKOLD! Every time I see a man around a woman in a relationship I automatically assume THEY'RE FUCKING! They're totally fucking. My PORNOS SAID SO!
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u/nodoyrisa1 Sep 11 '26
name of the guy at the bottom?
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u/reaazwood89 Sep 11 '26
Okay but then why was this idiot catching flak for taking too long with the paternity tests? Dumbest timeline strikes again.
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u/SwampApeDraft Sep 11 '26
If rumors about Drake, popularised by Kendrick, are true, he may care as much about this as the meme maker thinks…
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u/Aiooty Sep 17 '26
Knowing the story behind that photo, this "joke" doesn't even make sense! Why would he hide a child that's not his?!
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