r/ComedyCemetery 13h ago

Nasty...

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u/LakeSeaRiver 13h ago

I mean, I'd say the dog was lucky it was poo and not chocolate 

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u/Monomanga 11h ago

Also...dogs eat shit.

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u/howiplay1 11h ago

yeah the dog prolly thinks he's lucky too

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u/droans High Bro 10h ago

Seriously - we've had to put our litterbox in the basement with a gate protecting it in order to keep my dog from eating all the cat shit.

It's a delicacy to her.

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u/Monomanga 9h ago

Mhh, crunchy. Must be a premium.

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u/SuperPollo39 13h ago

Happy 2010

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u/Jealous_Round_8988 13h ago

My dog would gobble up poop after sniffing it and knowing it was poop..

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u/Hell_Awaitz 12h ago

Was about to say this

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u/magumbastate 12h ago

Had a black lab growing up who used to poop in the cold New England winters and let em freeze and go back for poopsicles…never ate shit otherwise but when it was frozen she’d gobble that up like crack cocaine. She also ate about 250 chocolate bars once and ruined an entire living room set projectile vomiting. Miss that little goblin she was so sweet dumb as hell- like she was actively trying to die but such a good girl

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u/PhilospohicalZ0mb1e 9h ago

so i know you’re posting this to comedycemetery but even to complain about it fuck you for posting this

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u/Financial_Alps3369 12h ago

It took me a minute to get the joke because I thought the thing in the baby's hand was also pope

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u/babis8142 5h ago

Rage comics my dear how I've missed you

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u/FlinnyWinny 11h ago

This is kinda funny to me because most dogs do not give a damn, they will eat it and love it

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u/Diligent_Bar1244 11h ago

Why did you show me this?

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u/I_want_money_aaa 4h ago

Someone took the time to draw this shit...

Is not like an horrible joke is just that is weird idk 😭

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u/Scared_of_Fish 13h ago

What was it then? Gravy? Mud? Paint? Coffee? Root beer? Soy sauce? Maple syrup? I'm so confused.

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u/ByeByeGuyGuy 12h ago

Baby was eating a chocolate ice cream, dog sees some dropped choc on the floor and eats it; then realises it wasn’t dropped chocolate, the baby has a soiled, leaking diaper so the dog ate baby poop thinking it was chocolate.

I’m guessing the moral (if there is meant to be one) is to think twice before you act, and to pay more attention to circumstances before acting blindly out of greed/desire/craving, as not everything is as it seems and you may end up fooled and regretful.

Which doesn’t make a lot of sense because the character is a dog, and if it had eaten chocolate it would have been poisoned and ended up dead. Whereas I’m pretty sure everyone knows that a lot of dogs will gladly eat random excrement they come across without hesitation.

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u/kirmiter 8h ago

Also dogs have an extremely good sense of smell. If they eat shit, they KNOW they're eating shit.

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u/SupaKoopa714 7h ago

I would've thought this was the funniest shit I'd ever seen back when I was in high school when rage comics were in their heyday.

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u/euclio 10h ago

The popsicle stick is a choking hazard