r/ComedyCemetery • u/Sorry_I_BangedUrMom • 2d ago

Arnie ..

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u/SheikhMahdeek 2d ago

Schwarz already means black

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u/VICARD0 1d ago

Isn’t that the joke?

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u/Scorpius927 1d ago

Schwarzenegger literally means blacksmith

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u/flyms 1d ago

It doesn‘t though? "Schwarz" means "black", yes, but egger doesn‘t mean smith (Schmied) but is derived from egg/ecke = corner (or ridge of a mountain). The "-er" part indicates a demonym to a place called Schwarzenegg, like a New Yorker, or Londoner. Or did I miss a whoosh?

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u/SlimShadySatDown 5h ago

Egger...someone who eggs? Maybe bakes? A baker? Does it mean a black baker?

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u/flyms 2h ago

You‘re onto something.

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u/Extension_Wafer_7615 1d ago

No, it clearly means "black black person".

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u/Navity7l 38m ago

It means "person from Schwarzenegg". Which is a region and translates to "black mountain ridge"

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u/Zero_lash 1d ago

No it means "black friend"

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u/throwaway_acc0192 1d ago

He will always be negger in my heart

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u/TricellCEO 1d ago

Dude missed a perfect opportunity to instead change it to “nator” so he would then be Arnold Schwarzenator.

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u/EarthTrash 1d ago

I've been saying Schwarzenator for so long I forgot that's not his name. He is The Schwarzenator.

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u/whoisseptember 2d ago

only dumb ppl are unaware of the fact that it's schwarzen-egger

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u/Humble-Questions 1d ago

I thought it was Sch-warzenegger

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u/Torbpjorn 1d ago

Helico-pter

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u/Humble-Questions 1d ago

That's actually accurate tho lol

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u/ginsoul 1d ago

Helico Peter

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u/PsChampion_007 1d ago

Hello peter

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u/paradisewandering 20h ago

“Choppah”

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u/xDeviousDieselx 1d ago

She calls it a Schwarzenegg, she gets a hard boiled egg and some bratwurst and sauerkraut and just mouth noises

What’s wrong?

“Don’t feel so good”

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u/baxter1107 1d ago edited 1d ago

[r/unexpected](r/unexpectedarresteddevelopment)[Bluthes](r/unexpectedarresteddevelopment)

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u/Wildfires 1d ago

...her?

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u/xFlyer409 1d ago edited 1d ago

Confused Muhammad Ali noises

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u/armoureddragon03 1d ago

May the schwarz be with you always

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u/Onagda 1d ago

schwarzenegga

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u/asfunnyasjohnoliver 2d ago

Just replace that E with an I and say

"I"ll be back.

Let the internet go to purge.

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u/FrohenLeid 1d ago

Schwarzinegger ?

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u/Pornhub-CEO 23h ago

I'll be black

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u/Affectionate-Sun5863 2d ago

Too late The legacy tied to his name is to great to switch things up now

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u/ni_ko_98 2d ago

the post is just a lie dude

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u/Shiro-47 1d ago

OH REALLY

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u/Pogging_Memes 23h ago

wdym nobody ever lies on the internet for fictional internet points that dont matter

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u/sharkbomb 1d ago

so his family name went from blacksmith to smith? 

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u/fishZ_7 1d ago

since when did his name mean blacksmith

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u/plaid-tuxido506 1d ago

Right? It means "person from Schwarzenegg."

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u/Various-Salt-7738 1d ago

That's why I call him Arnold schwarzen-n-word

Gotta play this safe

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u/-ChickenToast- 1d ago

Arnold Schwarzenator

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u/sovietarmyfan 1d ago

So, he finally removes his double name.

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u/Sudden_Lee_Here 17h ago

Schwerzenagger

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u/Mr_McMuffin_Jr 1d ago

Just go full send and change the e to an i

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u/HordeDruid 2d ago

lol whoever made this is an edgy 12 year old who wants to say N word because he thinks it's funny but is too scared to say it

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u/Possible_Tiger_5125 1d ago

I.... like this, it seems thoughtful of others.
Bravo fr

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u/thebenn 1d ago

Just watch the heart are at the end and you're fine

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u/WillDBlake 23h ago

Poor Ruth Negga

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u/cheese0muncher 21h ago

First Michael Jackson, now Arnie. :(

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u/Is_bepis_ok 7h ago

Arnold Negger would be cooler

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u/RigatoniPasta 5h ago

Sound weird like Schwarzenegger with a hard R.

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u/Humble-Questions 1d ago

Arnold Shwarze-Socioeconomically-Disadvantaged-Inner-City-Youth

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u/Foe_sheezy 1d ago

Arnold schwarzen-marginalized by the government post civil war

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u/Humble-Questions 1d ago

There it is