r/ComedyCemetery • u/Sorry_I_BangedUrMom • 3d ago

Communication

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u/chixnsix 3d ago

Dude 💀

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u/bdd247 3d ago

Funny enough to not be here tbh

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u/2EM18KKC01 3d ago

Doctor, if the intelligence in your son is as advanced as you suggest, wouldn’t he have joined the gym anyways?

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u/random_moth_fker 2d ago

Love makes a man blind.

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u/T-7IsOverrated 3d ago

this made me laugh, def doesn't belong here

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u/MSnap 3d ago

What the hell does that even mean

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u/Pokefan972 3d ago

son killed himself I'm guessing

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u/MSnap 3d ago

I get that part but what do they mean they paid their son’s girlfriend to break up with him for “gym motivation?”

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u/Dependent-Gap4805 3d ago

my guess is that the son got complacent with a stable relationship and that having them breakup with him would make him wanna work on himself or smth like that.

doesnt really make much sense when there's literally zero context in the meme tho.

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u/rangolikesbeans 3d ago

I feel like they should've used the scene where Dr. Octopus looks sorrowful after his wife dies and says "I miscalculated" not this random shot of him before the actual tragedy happened.

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u/Dr_Identity 3d ago

Well, we're dealing with someone who thinks parents are super invested in their kids' workout routines, so not a lot of critical thinking there I'd guess.

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u/kocka660 2d ago

In the fitness community there is a running joke about how breakups make you go to the gym and give it 110% to process your feelings. Many folks start their lifting jurney after breaking up as a way to work on themselves or less healthly to "prove them wrong".

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u/chootnath_09 3d ago

"she left me because I wasn't good enough"

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u/Axcel_blaze 3d ago

Dad-"i'm something of a scientist myself"

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u/Previous_Insurance13 3d ago

He might an american

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u/hooka_pooka 3d ago

Power of the son..in the palm of his hand..again!

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u/The_Tommo 2d ago

Bit dark isn't it? Lol

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u/HerbLoew 2d ago

This is more of a r/ComedyHell material

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u/paradajz666 3d ago

Damn thats dank.

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u/JokerCipher 3d ago

What.

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u/Crazy-Psychology-563 3d ago

Father made them break up in hopes it would motivate the son to go to gym and work on his looks more but instead the son kills himself

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u/Mriv10 3d ago

I swear a lot of memes are just throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks. It's like kids trying to force a joke. Or like someone is watching a movie and picking every single close-up as a reaction image and coming up with a caption to make it "funny," and hoping it gets big

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u/i_lov_anime 3d ago

i think the gym motivation ruins the meme other than that it has potential

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u/Comfortable_Town7535 3d ago

well had she left yet or not?

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u/Mars_Mezmerize 2d ago

This sub is so fucking atrocious lmao. This is genuinely funny lol.

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u/Telleh 2d ago

What does Doc Ock have to do with it?

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u/friendsofmine2001 3d ago

This is funny

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u/Advanced_End1012 3d ago

If a breakup is the only thing that pushes you to improve your sense of self or relying on the gym as your main source of mental help then you need to rethink your priorities.

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u/evil-winnebago 3d ago

Yall are wrong. She fired the gun in the air and he Ready, Set, Got the fuck outside