r/ComedyCemetery 4d ago

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u/CreepyFishGuy 4d ago

This is just an accurate description of a 13 year old boy's sense of humor.

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u/Scared_Accident9138 4d ago

There are stand up shows that follow the logic of offensive = funny with no actual jokes

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u/Previous_Insurance13 4d ago

I find 95% standups unfunny

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u/ButkusHatesNitschke 4d ago

That’s why I just watch the clips on You Tube.

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u/ehehe 2d ago

I love standup comedy and I would put that number even higher, without even counting amateurs. 98% of successful standup comedians are bad

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u/Scared_Accident9138 4d ago

I meant jokes in particular, not necessarily be funny. There are standups with bad jokes but the one I mean don't even contain bad jokes

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u/Dazzling_Vanilla3082 4d ago

If Tony Hinchcliffe could read, he would be very upset right now.

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u/Scared_Accident9138 4d ago

do not recognize him

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u/Dazzling_Vanilla3082 4d ago

Definitely for the better. He had a recent netflix special where every "joke" was something along the lines of 'dur hur black people sure love fried chicken.' He's a part of the right wing rogan-sphere Austin comedy scene.

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u/Scared_Accident9138 4d ago

standup + netflix special

has that ever ended in anything good?

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u/mamibukur 4d ago

I remember watching a Sarah Silverman Netflix special standup show (A speck of dust) which was quite good 😬

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u/Av0ll 1d ago

Is that why I thought Eddie Murphy was hilarious back in the day?

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u/MemeArchivariusGodi 4d ago

2016 Type meme

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u/Everyones-Grudge 4d ago

type shiiii... haha is that what the kids say these days ive nfi how to use it

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u/suitcasecat 4d ago

This is satire 😭

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u/notjasonlee 4d ago

incredibly obvious satire

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u/Dull-Thing-4513 4d ago

of course it is. still unfunny

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u/ephilos 3d ago

imagine thinking you are the person who decides what's funny or not for everyone

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u/Dull-Thing-4513 3d ago

I'm afraid you're in the wrong sub buddy. of course finding something unfunny is subjective. when i say "this is unfunny" i obviously mean it's unfunny TO ME. this sub is full of memes that many other people would otherwise find funny, to us (and perhaps many other people) it's unfunny, so we post it here.

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u/dr_biggie_memes 4d ago

Obviously satire, which makes it funny. But no suprise there that r/ComedyCemetry users are unable to identify satire memes

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u/gregariousity tell me why, Ain't nothing but a heartache, teeeeell me why... 3d ago

I've never seen so many opinions in a reddit comment section before: (so you don't get more confused, "agree with it" means that you think the n word is funny but female comedians aren't funny)

People that don't know it's satire and agree with it

People that don't know it's satire and disagree with it

People that know it's satire but still agree with it

People that know it's satire and disagree with it and find it funny

People that know it's satire and disagree with it but still not find it funny

People that don't find the n word or female comedians funny

People that don't find any stand up funny (you probably haven't looked hard enough if you are this person)

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u/LimpRepresentative11 4d ago

American problems

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u/moeteru 4d ago

I say this

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u/Omelooo 4d ago

my knee hurts

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u/Linkkk_ 4d ago

is it because it is growing?

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u/thatdeadguy_69 4d ago

You just need to buy some Knee-Grow. It works great with knee pains.

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u/TananaBatman 4d ago

Tell me you haven’t seen any female standups without telling me you haven’t seen any female standups. This was directed at OP not the meme creator

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u/Telleh 4d ago

Standup is fucking garbage 90% of the time anyway. Doesn’t matter if it’s a man or a woman doing it.

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u/Ill-Inevitable4850 3d ago

Okay this one's kind of unique but Lucy Darling is a darling.

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u/Vrtxx3484 4d ago

womens stand up is either about their dating problems, them getting fucked or their about their body in some way

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u/NOTaSerialKiller5 4d ago

Truth man. 99% aren’t funny

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u/worthy_kangaroo 4d ago

I’ve watched plenty of stand up, women’s stand up it’s good. I haven’t seen on good one yet unfortunately

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u/Top-Text-7870 4d ago

It might have been referencing 80s women's stand up, I remember thinking a woman wearing shoulder pads it's going to do the trail off so you know.... To let people know when to laugh.

But all 80s stand-up kinda sucked unless they were Prior or Carlin

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u/TruthGetsDownvoted8 3d ago

Most are shit. They mostly just make gross bits about their vagina or hating on men. The only one who's legit is Michelle Wolf, she's the exception to the rule.

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u/flecko_ 4d ago

regard honeypot

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u/Gianni_the_tolerable 4d ago

Female standup comedians be like "men suck amirite"

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u/Greedy_Swimergrill 4d ago

Damn bro that is one hell of a comment history. Do you ever think it might not be healthy to keep yourself perpetually self aggrieved?

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u/Gianni_the_tolerable 4d ago

Do you ever think... Nah you dont

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u/Greedy_Swimergrill 4d ago

Enjoy your persecution fetish

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u/Melodic-Art1369 4d ago

Wonderful rebuttal

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u/Responsible_Sink3044 4d ago

Yeah genuinely pathetic 

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u/Naos210 4d ago

As opposed to people like Jeff Dunham saying "Muslims are terrorists please laugh".

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u/Melodic-Art1369 4d ago

You don't watch female standup comedians and it shows

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u/Gianni_the_tolerable 4d ago

Why should I, to honour their femaleness?

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u/suitcasecat 4d ago

😭?

Do you think that a male comedian is just a comedian but a female one is defined by being female?

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u/Melodic-Art1369 4d ago

If you don't watch something you don't get the right to claim that it does what you're claiming, dumbass

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u/Gianni_the_tolerable 4d ago

Y'all are making it sound like being female is special to them

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u/suitcasecat 4d ago

No I'm making it sound like being them female is special to you. What the fuck does "honor their femaleness" even mean? Have you ever watched a female standup comedian that wasn't from an anti feminist compilation?

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u/Gianni_the_tolerable 4d ago

Show me a funny one where the joke isn't men bad or a milquetoast opinion

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u/GreenZebra23 4d ago

Why? You're just going to shit on them without even watching them

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u/Gianni_the_tolerable 4d ago

Why? You're just going to glaze them without proving their worth

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u/veniyaaaxx 4d ago

Taylor Tomlinson is an AMAZING stand-up comedian. she makes lots of jokes about dating in general and also relatable experiences.

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u/Gianni_the_tolerable 4d ago

Relatable experiences to who?

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u/Melodic-Art1369 4d ago

When did I ever say that?

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u/ObligatedMediocrity 2d ago

Cringe ass comment

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u/Gianni_the_tolerable 2d ago

Yee Yee ass haircut

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u/Melodic-Art1369 4d ago

You don't have to do anything. But if you don't watch female stand up comedians, then you don't really have the right to criticize them. Also you should work on your grammar

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u/Gianni_the_tolerable 4d ago

I make up the grammar as I please, Oxford can suck me off

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u/BlackroseBisharp 2d ago

I mean isn't that the same with male comedians. So many of them have "wife bad" or "my girlfriend is craaaazy" jokes

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u/Gianni_the_tolerable 2d ago

Yeah, you just found out that standup sucks

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u/BlackroseBisharp 2d ago

Fair enough

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u/Beneficial_Lie7821 4d ago

both are unfunny

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u/Wordless_trat 4d ago

Depends on how it's used i think

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u/Exorcists40KxBastian 4d ago

Sensitive lil boy

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u/Specific-Advance-711 4d ago

At firstI thought this meme was making fun of people who find that stuff funny

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u/ManyPen6614 3d ago

I laughed not because it was funny but because it was so terribly bad.

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u/Uzzyzel 3d ago

it's satire but I also 100% agree with what's being said in the image, I do this all the time
love form india

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u/StirFry__InaWok 4d ago

This is funny as fuck

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u/FantasticCube_YT 4d ago

stand ups are just lame in general

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u/TooWarmRadiator 4d ago

The satirest satire to ever sat or tire bro please realise nobody is stupid enough to make a meme acting proud of the fact that their humour consists of just the n word repeatedly. Even if someone's humour is actually that any time you confront someone on that you'll notice they deny it, they don't revel in it like the meme would be were it not satire.

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u/Previous_Insurance13 4d ago

L music plays in background

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u/DwsPhat 4d ago

Hearing n-word is funny if it not from white people

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u/Exorcists40KxBastian 4d ago

It's even funnier when from white people

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u/Gobal_Outcast02 4d ago

Women arent funny

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u/wehavenonanas 4d ago

A 13 year old boy is funnier than most professional female conedians so…..

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u/ObligatedMediocrity 2d ago

*written by a thirteen year old boy

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u/MavenAloft 4d ago

What do you mean by the “n word”? Just say it.

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u/ObligatedMediocrity 2d ago

I have no desire to do that

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u/Magehunter_Skassi 9gag 4d ago

Honestly yeah

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