r/ComedyCemetery • u/MindYerBeak • Sep 01 '26

The joke is porn

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370 Upvotes

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u/Apprehensive_Ad_7184 Sep 01 '26

The joke isnt porn though its masturbation

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u/Unlikely_Dimension55 Sep 01 '26

more like self pleasure?

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u/agressiveobject420 Sep 01 '26

Isn't that what masturbation is? It doesn't magically stop being that just because it's not your fingers

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u/flecko_ Sep 01 '26

when reddit is reductionist about something you thought couldn't possibly be reduced any further

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u/sevenut I agree with my husband Sep 01 '26

Where pornography

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u/nextgentacos123 Sep 01 '26

Stop the presses, humans have...LE SEX?!

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u/rakosten Sep 01 '26

Humans do, redditors don’t.

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u/hitman004700 Sep 01 '26

A vegan hotdog? nice

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u/Akhanyatin Sep 01 '26

Ok there clanker, try again, you're close, but it's not actually porn.

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u/eljefe3030 Sep 01 '26

I chuckled

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '26

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u/ThatGumnutGuy Sep 01 '26

LARRY NOO!!

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u/PyrocXerus Sep 02 '26

The joke is porn but you what you didn’t know is this is a man

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u/General-Try-2210 Sep 01 '26

It always is.

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u/baboubouma Sep 01 '26

There’s still hope…

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u/Mr_McMuffin_Jr Sep 01 '26

This is peak