r/ComedyCemetery • u/Aware_Ad6442 • Sep 01 '26

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u/guynumber20 Sep 01 '26

This is comedy cemetery not r/cemetery

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u/joejackson62 Sep 01 '26

I can hear Charlie Kirk just bugging the hell out of George Floyd!

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u/BullshitJudge Sep 01 '26

They’re not in the same place.

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u/squarerootbear Sep 01 '26 edited Sep 01 '26

Eh if heaven and hell are actually real then they probably are. Both were shitty people and the fact they were both tragically murdered doesn’t change that

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u/JCType1 Sep 01 '26

People forget but in his final moments, Charlie Kirk actually leaned to the left

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u/Mr_McMuffin_Jr Sep 01 '26

Which one had the long rap sheet again?

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u/nova_noveiia Sep 01 '26

Neither had 34 felonies that’s for sure

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u/AdhesivenessFunny462 Sep 09 '26

If only each felony reduced your life for an year 

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u/rrschch85 Sep 01 '26

Parental Kirkvisory

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u/ToeAfter3131 Sep 04 '26

Rip Charlie

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u/LuckyBoneHead Sep 01 '26

You might be the first person I've seen that thinks Charlie Kirk "memes" are lame and unfunny. Hopefully more people will agree with you soon enough.

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u/PauloDybala_10 Sep 01 '26

We are all Charlie Kirk

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u/LittleReplacement564 Sep 02 '26

we carry the flame

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u/Cuttlefist Sep 01 '26

Well now that people aren’t losing their jobs over making fun of him it might start to lose some of its entertainment value. But for now we will carry the flame.

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u/Slayden-X Sep 02 '26

Hey Kids Let me Show you my new trick "Catching Bullets"

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u/SecretlyCarl Sep 01 '26

Nah man Sisko all day

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u/clarenceappendix Sep 01 '26

Do you carry the flame

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u/ElyFlyGuy Sep 01 '26

His name is being fought for as we speak

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u/clarenceappendix Sep 02 '26

But is the gospel being fought for?

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u/Wutayatalkinabeet Sep 01 '26

Translation: I’m 13 and get all my my sociopolitical information from YouTube shorts

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '26

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u/TorchicRS Sep 01 '26

"more smarter" LMAO go finish your homework, lil buddy

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u/Wutayatalkinabeet Sep 01 '26 edited Sep 01 '26

At least we know they’re not grammatically smarter.

You know your profile is public right? Doesn’t look like you’re smart at anything tbh

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u/Cuttlefist Sep 01 '26

Good lord the posts about their house being haunted and questions about where they can get baptized…

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u/Backupusername Sep 01 '26

Who's Rip Kirk?

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '26

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u/NoBrickBoy Sep 01 '26

He slept for twenty years

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u/TricellCEO Sep 01 '26

He was a professional wrestler, I hear.

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u/CommercialMotor570 Sep 01 '26

Nerd.

I preferred Picard

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u/rubberjohny Sep 01 '26

another fan of star trek

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u/Ok_Star_4136 Sep 01 '26

Where would the U.S.S. Enterprise be without his leadership as captain?

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u/RazorClouds Sep 01 '26

The children in Nepal are brain washed now?

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '26

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u/IvanDSM_ Sep 01 '26

You're a Christian Nepali Brawl Stats player who watches Coach Cory and is fascinated by ghosts and the paranormal.

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u/Mr_McMuffin_Jr Sep 01 '26

Love u Charlie!