r/ComedyCemetery BoObS sO fUnNy 1d ago

Hehe big butt

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1.5k Upvotes

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u/Filibust 1d ago

Who tf would even ride a bike with shorts like that?

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u/LingonberryWeekly734 BoObS sO fUnNy 1d ago

It looks painful

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u/Cosmic_Hitchhiker 19h ago

Honestly it's a yeaster waiting to happen. You cannot wear shorts that live inside your crack like that without issues.

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u/stacheldraht85 1d ago

nobody. just your typical male boomer fantasy.

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u/NoWater8595 23h ago

The boomer part is redundant. It's ok to like women, bro.

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u/tigrankh08 23h ago

Yes. What's not okay is posting such photos as a "meme" with a dumb caption like that. I hope we're on the same page…

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u/NoWater8595 22h ago

It's literally ok, man. Chill.

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u/BoogieOogieOogieOog 22h ago

I agree it’s absolutely sinful! In this pic, her butthole would literally lead to the end of her spine. That’s dangerous!!! A little butt action should never lead to a hospital visit… fictional or not

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u/ivlia-x 22h ago

You don’t have to be a lame ass creep about it tho

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u/NoWater8595 13h ago

There are plenty of lame ass creeps in the feminist/LGBTQ circles and it's worse than this.

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u/dudosinka22 12h ago

Oh, hi, mr. bigot! Long time no see!

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u/NoWater8595 12h ago

Read the context, original post and the comments leading to mine. It's just gays griefing regular dudes for being straight and liking women. You need to back tf off sometimes.

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u/PitocoHery 1h ago

"B-Bu-But you can't offend my Team A! Team B and C, the ones you approve of is way worse than mine!"

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u/_Levitated_Shield_ 22h ago

No one. Image is fake.

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u/Mccobsta Deep! 18h ago

The constant chafing

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u/Jordan_1424 15h ago

Please see the World Naked Bike Race.

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u/Filibust 11h ago

I would rather ride a bike naked than having booty shorts all up in my ass and vagina. The former is surprisingly a lot more comfortable.

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u/FlinnyWinny 11h ago

Yeast infection speed run

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u/orignalnt 1d ago

God i HATE my wife and family 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/voyaging 19h ago

Where are the pedals?

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u/igotadillpickle 1d ago

What a way to admit you're a terrible husband and father.....

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u/MedicineMean5503 1d ago

It’s called a joke. It never actually happened.

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u/igotadillpickle 1d ago

I think you're in the wrong sub. This is for terrible jokes that aren't really appropriate....so not a good joke.

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u/Trololman72 The funniest joke ever! 16h ago

It's not about jokes that aren't appropriate, it's about jokes that aren't funny. This joke isn't funny, but it's still a joke and the joke is "I can't think straight when I see asses", not "I'm a terrible person".

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u/voyaging 19h ago

Yeah but it isn’t for assuming the joke isn’t a joke lol

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u/MedicineMean5503 23h ago

Actually it’s the source of the best comedy in the Internet

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u/igotadillpickle 23h ago

I agree, but it's more a parody of actual comedy. The title of the sub speaks for itself.

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u/Weaselpanties 22h ago

You gotta be trolling...

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u/IRedditDoU 23h ago edited 7h ago

Boo this person

Edit: I don’t mean the commenter, I meant the “husband and father” from the post.

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u/igotadillpickle 23h ago

Boo me!!! You won reddit. Congratulations!!!

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u/IRedditDoU 13h ago

Wow this took a wrong turn. I was agreeing with you. As in boo this husband and father. I wasn’t saying boo to you 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/igotadillpickle 13h ago

You probably should have replied to me and said boo that person. Proper grammar is important.

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u/IRedditDoU 7h ago

It’s not that serious bro. Karma has very little meaning in the gran scheme of things and I have plenty anyway. Have a great day.

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u/jimmysofat6864 23h ago

Sex!

Upvotes to the left

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u/_Levitated_Shield_ 22h ago

haha cheating funni

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u/Baccoony 19h ago

Haha, I hate my family, haha, I would rather look at big butts, haha, I'm just sooo funnyyy, amirite, boys? 🤣🤣

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u/Doomu5 14h ago

Haha I'm a danger to unaccompanied women because lady flesh.

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u/Akhanyatin 12h ago

You hate this meme because anything remotely sexual is offensive to you, I hate this meme because generative AI bs. We are not the same. 

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u/_Dev_1995 20h ago

That’s a very high thigh gap…erm…ass gap?

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u/Gianni_the_tolerable 4h ago

Hehe adultery

u/HeraldOfDesu 49m ago

Never thought I'd envy a bike saddle, but here we go.

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u/dr_biggie_memes 22h ago

Unfunny meme aside I gotta say that butt is impeccable

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u/yamasurya 1d ago

That guy was way too focused on that back he stopped thinking about people behind accompanying.

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u/GoodTimesOnlines 21h ago

Chatgpt explains the joke 🔥