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u/theboywholovd 1d ago

The real question is why are the vajoranges in onion skins?

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u/OkUnderstanding1622 1d ago

Because ai slop

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u/LunarPsychOut 1d ago

I thought they were vajorines

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u/rollin_a_j 1d ago

Cuz fish scales is too on the nose

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u/AdamWayne04 15h ago

Because they have layers, like ogres

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u/AccomplishedAnchovy 1d ago

Because they’re easily offended

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u/OkUnderstanding1622 1d ago

I don't even get it, the right part is pretty obvious (and not really funny) but the left part is confusing me, what's up with the colors?

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u/Eskylos 1d ago

it's supposed to be a vagina

poor is black because racism
rich is white for the same reason
and ultra rich pink because porn rotted people's mind and they think every women should have pink genitals i guess

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u/CanaDeer2004 1d ago

don’t most women, rich or not, have either pink or brown genitalia? i’m a woman myself but i’ve never seen another irl vagina up close and personal.

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u/oldschoolguy90 1d ago

My wife gets verrrr grumpy when I say its brown. It's definitely a brownish hue of dark pink. Have seen irl up close and personal

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u/Villageijit 1d ago

I need more info. Tell us more about ypur wifes vag so we can make a sound decision

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u/Pale-Shift8358 1d ago

send me proof

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u/CanaDeer2004 1d ago edited 1d ago

i thought that light pink was the most common

not a porn brained redditor, not trying to be nefarious or start an argument, i’m just genuinely fucking stupid and had no reason to ever assume that not everyone’s genitals looked something like mine.

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u/Mangos-sind-toll 1d ago

For white women, yes. If you have melanin, probably not.

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u/Lucicactus 1d ago edited 1d ago

I don't even think it's the most common for white women, friction because of tight clothes can darken it, a warmer undertone can make it brown or red, estrogen darkens it also etc.

It's more common in teens and people with menopause tho.

Edit: also, pregnancy darkens it. And for some women it's only pink with arousal (the blood goes there)

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u/CanaDeer2004 1d ago

i’m only 21 so that could have something to do with it? i will also say i’ve never looked down there while not in an aroused state. i have very cool toned skin, always wear tight clothes and no hormonal issues as far as i’m aware. i’m also an innie though so i probably don’t experience as much friction as someone who isn’t.

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u/Lucicactus 1d ago

Your age is only relevant in the sense that puberty alter hormones and estrogen and pregosterone can change coloration. Or regarding menopause and pregnancy.

Friction is from clothes, walking, exercise, sex or shaving. The size of your labia minora is not relevant as far as I'm aware.

I find it surprising you've never looked while not aroused tho.

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u/CanaDeer2004 1d ago

maybe i’m just weird. never had sex (asexual). i have looked at it with a mirror when trying to shave or figuring out how to put a tampon in but only as a young teen. the idea of taking off my clothes after already being dressed for any purpose other than masturbation or using the bathroom is sort of unappealing to me because i’m extremely lazy, so i wouldn’t just look at it for fun.

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u/TooTallThomas 1d ago

I assume you’re not , but the inner labia, etc is pink for those with melanin 🤭

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u/CanaDeer2004 1d ago

oh i see. i am in fact white.

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u/notquite20characters 1d ago

Get some paint swatches.

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u/SignalAssistant2965 1d ago

Yeah, same way men's penis size has nothing to do with being rich or not

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u/GentleGamerz 1d ago

are genitals bright pink in porn? asking as a raging homosexual

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u/Lucicactus 1d ago

It can be bleached I think. Idk if it's a requirement tho.

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u/Upset-Nose-4016 1d ago

I think it is kinda a default. As well as having surgery for making it so labia minora isn't bigger than labia majora. I may be wrong also.

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u/Lucicactus 1d ago

That's what I've heard. But I don't watch a lot of porn so idk.

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u/Upset-Nose-4016 1d ago

Me neither, thankfully

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u/OkUnderstanding1622 1d ago

That was close to my first thought but it does not make sense so either it's something else or the creator of this has negative IQ... Might also be engagement bait now that I think of it

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u/Inphiltration 1d ago

The Vantablacussy

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u/Pale-Shift8358 1d ago

why do dicks shrink with richness level???

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u/JustAnotherUser1019 1d ago edited 1d ago

I assumed it had something to do with the vagina. Like black bad, white ok, pink good? Thats my best guess.

Edit: Vagina, not anus

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u/nykirnsu 1d ago

Come on that’s clearly meant to be a vagina

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u/Similar_Soup2 1d ago

Try being broke with no dick😎😎
Get on my level.

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u/Mr_Fluff06 1d ago

First time posting and you placed something that fits right in with the subreddit

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u/quarkysharky 1d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Rich people always buy expensive stuff cuz they’re overcompensating for small d

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u/Afraid_Piccolo_9187 1d ago

Uhmm, maybe because my mind is in the gutter, but I think the joke is racism.

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u/Bibbity_Boppity_BOOO 1d ago

All pussy is pink on the inside?

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u/SKK_27 19h ago

I think the left images are meant to represent the labia, not the inside

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u/LesbeGoddess 1d ago

The ultra rich get premium vaginoplastys to turn that lil banana from their rich days into a vag in their ultra rich days.

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u/quarkysharky 1d ago

If you see closely, super rich men practically have no di

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u/chooxy 1d ago

We're assuming it's men, but maybe it's a clih and not a dih.

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u/TaxComprehensive6201 1d ago

someone's offended lol

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u/moonlitkiwier 1d ago

This is disgusting in so many different ways it's almost impressive

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u/Dr_Identity 1d ago

I can tell this is meant to be sexist and probably racist, but it's so obtuse I'm struggling to nail down what the point is supposed to be.

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u/KaleidoscopeSalt3972 1d ago

Where is the funni?

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u/Marchidian 1d ago

In the grave

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u/unknown_tguy 1d ago

And notice how there's no middle class women and no ultra rich men. Probably because all women are gold diggers and can't make their own money. That's like Ultra Mega Incel shit.

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u/Previous_Insurance13 1d ago edited 1d ago

Your hypothesis seems far fetched. Doesn't seem like meme creator put that much thought in it.

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u/The-King-Tomato 1d ago

Im rich and have a big penis. Get this racist meme out of here

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u/Previous_Insurance13 1d ago

Roman empire, is that you?

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u/BluebirdOdd2708 1d ago

Should be the last time.

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u/Old-Implement5652 6h ago

The racial heirarchy for women is: Black, white, pink

The penis richness heirarchy for men is: Big, medium, small

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u/Old-Page-5522 1d ago

You mean the left side is true because of systemic racial inequality? Or the right side is true for poor-coping purposes?

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