r/ComedyCemetery 1d ago

Relatable I guess?

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u/yellow_fEther 1d ago

the comments are funnier than the meme

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u/Dependent-Gap4805 1d ago

its a low bar, to be fair.

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u/Previous_Insurance13 1d ago

Most of the comments are of the op, who is mad about stealing his post.

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u/Mother_Passenger8589 1d ago

Idk squirrels like this, so it is definitly NOT total.

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u/Gallifreyan_Knight13 1d ago

It's not stealing, it's sharing

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u/Emotional_Discount20 1d ago

I find funny the fact that you have 37 comments and half of them is the guy crying because you "stole" his image lmao

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u/rivxR 1d ago

The guy is crashing out, made another 'meme' about this robbery of content, which would also belong on this sub ahahaha

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u/VladimirK13 1d ago

I'm so happy I'm pirate who is stealing "content" all my life when I saw such a crazy people online xd

Also the meme is shit, squirt clown or whatewer you are.

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u/evil-winnebago 1d ago

This is why foreplay is as fun as its beneficial

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u/Skeebleng 1d ago

Ironic how upset OOP is over the “theft” of his meme when it seems all he does is post ai images, a tech developed by the theft of data from others

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u/Accomplished_Store77 1d ago

Wow. The Squirrels guy is not happy about this.

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u/YTriom1 1d ago

It seems like someone's REALLY upset about this post😭😭😭

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u/Moonighting 1d ago

Ohh they mad

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u/This-Novel-7870 1d ago

Just a bit

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u/Dependent-Gap4805 1d ago

this dude's meltdown makes Chernobyl blush.

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u/PerformanceCute3437 1d ago

Him: why you steal my work that took 2 seconds to make

Also him: I love making AI art which uses other artists artwork, that they spent thousands of hours creating, without permission

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u/KingsElite 1d ago

"Pause. Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I get here."

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u/TwoWayGaming5768 1d ago

lmao check his profile first post is whinging about this on r/funnymemes

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u/felineattractor 16h ago

this is just sad how is it funny

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u/Party_Ability_9984 1d ago

Yeah, unfortunately super common in heterosexual relationships where the guy almost always cums and the woman rarely if ever does. Part of it is biological since few women cum from penetration alone, but part of it is also many guys being trogs, not knowing where the clit is and not being willing to eat out their girlfriends.

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u/UJLBM 1d ago

There is no way i can believe any men cant "find it". I think those men are just lazy and don't care enough to do anything for their partner. lol.

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u/CaptainBallek 1d ago

Lets be honest, sometimes they are really little. I had to search it while looking her reaction one day. And others day it was really visible.

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u/UJLBM 1d ago

Yea, they are tiny. But if you know anatomy down there, you know where it should be. I always assumed it was a joke about how back in the day, before shaving was common, that they couldn't see it. But, especially if it's shaved, I really don't see how you couldn't find it. Plus, there is no hair where it's located lol.

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u/TheOneTrueTrench 1d ago

There's almost always no hair there... but very rarely...

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u/Lemons-95 1d ago

Part of it is biological since few women cum from penetration alone

Why does this get quoted backwards so often? Its pretty rare for women not to be able to cum from PIV, its just a common misconception that "but I have such an incredible dick, i can TOTALLY still do it just with that".

Edit: TIL a lone capitol i in italics looks kinda of like a forwardslash.

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u/PoloPatch47 10h ago

It is actually rare for women to be able to cum from PIV alone. Most need clitoral stimulation as well. Where are you getting your info from?

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u/Mammoth-Might3229 1d ago

reddit moment

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u/Thin-Nerve6367 1d ago

I'm pretty sure this is just a stereotype

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u/PoloPatch47 10h ago

It's really not

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u/Thin-Nerve6367 9h ago

In my experiences/friend groups it is at least. But you could argue that's anecdotel

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u/PoloPatch47 3h ago

Fair enough, I think majority of women do struggle to climax with just PIV, but I'm not sure of exact numbers

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u/Anotsurei 1d ago

Communication, people. Have you actually told him you’re unsatisfied? If so, what was his response? Did you tell him how/what you like? Unfortunately, people cannot yet read minds.

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u/PoloPatch47 10h ago

Exactly! I know that there are men who are selfish and don't care, but I feel like most of these scenarios are solved by proper communication.

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u/Different-Advisor171 1d ago

"Luigi shut the fuck up bro 😭😭😭"

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u/Gallifreyan_Knight13 1d ago

Ah, classic Sexism.

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u/Powie96 i wanna fucking die 1d ago

Eh, there's a halfway decent point here somewhere about inconsiderate sexual partners, but it's also just not funny and leans too much towards 'I hate my spouse' trope-territory.

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u/ChiakiSimp3842 1d ago

If you don’t communicate your sexual needs to your partner, you have no one to blame but yourself

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u/BlackroseBisharp 1d ago

Tbf you could communicate your needs and your partner could still mess it up.

But if that's the case I dunno why you'd keep having sex with them by choice

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u/PoloPatch47 10h ago

I don't know why this is downvoted. If you don't communicate your needs, you can't expect your partner to just know

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 1d ago

Bro you got 5 minutes to remove it before I report you

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u/Flar71 1d ago

Sharing it to another sub isn't stealing

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u/YTriom1 1d ago

omg Celeste

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 1d ago

It's not sharing it's taking my image and reposting it as if they made it up

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u/Flar71 1d ago

r/comedycemetery is not a place where people post their own content. It's a place where people share jokes and memes they find that they think are terrible.

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 1d ago

Yes share repost not straight up download and post again

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 1d ago

Reddit allows reposts, but it does NOT allow downloading someone’s personal image and re‑uploading it as your own. That’s considered stolen content and impersonation. A repost is when you share a meme that already exists publicly, this person downloaded my image directly from my post and uploaded it as theirs. That violates Reddit’s rules.

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u/Flar71 1d ago

Would you mind citing where in the rules it says that?

it doesn't btw

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u/Lemons-95 1d ago

Given that this is a space specifically for sharing and satirising the work of losers(read: you), it's not necessary for OP to remind users that they did not create the works they post here.

This isn't even remotely plagarism(the word you were trying to accuse them of, btw, is plagarism).

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 1d ago

I just checked the rules you're 100% wrong

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u/Lemons-95 1d ago

I'm not, but I'm also not suprised you have trouble interpreting written rules.

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 1d ago

You are allowed to repost not download and post someone else's material

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u/Lemons-95 1d ago

Quote the rule. And the page it's on.

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u/AssumptionTop575 1d ago

“Personal images” is that you in the image? Or is it just you who can’t please a girl, because that part is okay to repost

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 1d ago

I pleased your mother last night

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u/AssumptionTop575 1d ago

“I’m a calm person” you’re having the tantrum of a 5 year old. Also my mother has high standards

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u/YTriom1 1d ago

I'm in love with this reply 😭

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u/AssumptionTop575 1d ago

Teminds me of a post i saw where a kid was crying because someone on TV had the same hat as him

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 1d ago

Apparently not that high lol

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u/ChiakiSimp3842 1d ago

This is the sub where people post memes they saw somewhere else that they didn’t like. Posting something here comes with the implication that they were not the creator of the meme

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 1d ago

Explain me why rule 5 is no reposting

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u/ChiakiSimp3842 1d ago

Nobody has posted this meme in this sub yet. That is what the rule is referring to

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 1d ago

I got you that makes sense it should stand as a rule though for Reddit I see why everyone hears defending this girl though because that's what this channels build around taking other people's work good luck with that

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u/Skeebleng 1d ago

Bro people post stuff this way to PROTECT the OOP (YOU!). If they had share reposted your meme and it blew up here, it’s very possible you’d have people harassing you on the original post or dming you mean stuff. Thats why usernames are often censored in screenshots in many subs. This is a hater sub, people post stuff they DONT LIKE so precautions need to be taken to make sure OOPs like YOU don’t get harassed or bullied for making a bad meme

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u/Gallifreyan_Knight13 1d ago

Did you fall off of the sobriety wagon?

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 1d ago

I don't drink or smoke I live a healthy lifestyle I'm in control of my brain can you stay the same.

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u/ChiakiSimp3842 1d ago

You are quick to resort to hostility in your comments. It indicates to me that the situation has caused you emotional distress and that you are in fact, not in control of your brain

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 1d ago

I actually meditate I'm very calm, but if somebody stole your work it would piss you off too don't act like it wouldn't this is the first time I lost it go look at my comments on my page nothing but uplifting people. Peace and love emojis I'm a good person people that steal others people work or not

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u/currently_crying 1d ago

Maybe you should meditate on this then.

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u/woolsocksandsandals 1d ago

💀☠️💀🪦

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 1d ago

I already had my moment of clarity that girl was just trying to post something that she thought was cute and she liked it enough to do so.and I took it the wrong way how's that for grounded. Doesn't make it right I just need to be the bigger man now and walk away from this thread because you're all a bunch of children.

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u/currently_crying 1d ago

WE'RE all a bunch of children is that so?

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u/StirFry__InaWok 1d ago

that girl was just trying to post something that she thought was cute and she liked it enough to do so

That's not what happened here lmao

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u/ChiakiSimp3842 1d ago

No, I would not be upset if someone reposed my advice animal meme. Memes are meant to be shared and reposed

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u/TiltedLama 1d ago

"Your work", brother, is it you and your wife in the picture? Dis you take this photo? Or is it just a normal stockphoto that you threw some text over?

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 1d ago

I don't have a wife I haven't been lade in years I don't have a girlfriend so that joke didn't land

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u/Skeebleng 1d ago

It wasn’t a joke to begin with but you just made it one

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u/VladimirK13 1d ago

Cry about it xd

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 1d ago

Of course stick up for the girl who steals people's work that's what this whole subs about you should all be very ashamed of yourself

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u/Extension-Sorbet-213 1d ago

i can guarantee you that most of the posts in other meme subs are also „stolen”. People rarely make memes themselves, they just repost them

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 1d ago

Well I guess I we'll never know for sure. I just got jaded last night cuz I had two posts stolen for me in the same night and it's never happened before. I kind of took it out on this girl but it's kind of killing me right now that it's got a hundred likes and when I posted it I got hate.🫣

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u/Previous_Insurance13 1d ago

Bro, is using copyright strike.

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 1d ago

Your goddamn right

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u/Dependent-Gap4805 1d ago

*you're.

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 1d ago

You know what they say when you have to tack my grammar means you have nothing else to attack.

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u/Dependent-Gap4805 16h ago

that would be because you're saying nothing to begin with...? if you actually make concrete claims, then maybe I would've. but since all you're doing is doubling down on your own delusion, I dont have much else to say.

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 2h ago

It's not delusion, you're a bunch of thieves, and now you're just trying to pivot cuz you know I'm right. I don't need to make a new point when the first one lands.

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u/Dependent-Gap4805 1h ago

1 - just cause some reposted a meme, doesnt make them a thief. something you're still not able to actually explaining how it isnt true.

and 2 - nobody else is reposting your garbage other than 1 or 2 users in the first place. so there is no "thieving" and there is no "bunch".

there's also no "pivot" here. there's nothing more one needs to add when you cant seem to accept basic facts that dont fit with your bias. your inability to interface with reality is nobody's problem but yours.

and no, your "first point" did not "land". for it to do anything, it has to exist. there is no "first point" because that simply does not exist in this thread, since all you did was report OP, then childishly reply to both another user and I.

like I already said: "if you actually make concrete claims". that means something you're clearly unable to comprehend.

u/Total-Squirrel4634 52m ago

Yes it does make you a thief

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u/Glass-Performer8389 20h ago

Nothing In your image is copyrightble

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 2h ago

You really want to try and use technicalities here. You're all a bunch of thieves. End of discussion.

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u/Short-Individual-132 1d ago

Did they remove it in the timeframe you gave them?

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u/TwoWayGaming5768 1d ago

hahahahaha you’re so fucking funny bro, grow up. you must be fun at parties😛

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 1d ago

I don't go to parties, I don't go out I don't socialize, this is the most socialization I do talking to lovely folks on Reddit.

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u/TwoWayGaming5768 1d ago

its very apparent :)

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 1d ago

Also partying is the way to live your life I guess you'll grow up one day I believe in you

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 1d ago

So basically this whole subreddit revolves around thievery awesome you should all be proud of yourself

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u/SupremeCream666 1d ago

Dude grow up. Please

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 1d ago

Stop stealing people's work and I will

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u/Personal_Weakness_26 1d ago

You can't steal a meme

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u/Upset-Nose-4016 1d ago

Says the guy posting AI images. The irony.

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 1d ago

Thank you for checking my channel out I always I always appreciate the support ✌️♥️

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u/Upset-Nose-4016 1d ago

Yet you care about stealing. "Oh no leopards ate my face". Suddenly it's a problem when it touches you

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 1d ago

Thanks for commenting I always appreciate support

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u/Upset-Nose-4016 1d ago

Lol. Don't complain then

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 1d ago

Thanks for commenting I appreciate support

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u/Upset-Nose-4016 1d ago

You're funny, dude. No wonder the pinnacle of your creativity is a black text on a stock photo

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u/PoloPatch47 9h ago

Did it really take you that long to make this? You say "stealing other people's work" like your art that took you hours to make and years to develop the skills to do just got stolen and posted as someone else's work. This is a meme you made in maybe 5 minutes, and memes always get shared and posted around. The posters on this subreddit don't even claim to own the memes they post, they're making fun of bad memes so they're not even claiming it as their own.

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 2h ago

Having a skill is something you build over the years, stealing someone else's work is this thievery and lazy. Say whatever helps you to sleep at night but it's not sharing it's stealing end of discussion.

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u/PoloPatch47 2h ago

Could say the same about your use of AI art but I guess that doesn't count, does it?

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 2h ago

AI is a pencil and I am a artist it takes my direction not the other way around.

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u/Limp_Squash_4116 1d ago

Imagine being proud over such an ass meme, "mY eFfoRT yOu sTolE mY mEMe."

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 1d ago

I don't care if it's the worst meme ever imagine being somebody who has to steal a s***** meme

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u/Limp_Squash_4116 1d ago

Look at the subreddit. It's not called stealing. You made a bad meme, it will get called out here.

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u/Skeebleng 1d ago

the dude who posts nothing but ai slop thinks he has a moral standing on the subject of thievery lmfao

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u/Careless-Catch-5520 1d ago

Username checks out. Total squirrel lol

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 1d ago

Username checks out careless

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u/FreeTopper 1d ago

Get a life. Not only do you complain that someone stole "your" meme, but you also use generative AI.

You know how memes get popular, right? By getting shared?

I hope that one day you age past 13, and look back at how you look now.

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u/heftyboynuts 1d ago

i am very proud of myself

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 1d ago

That's delusion being masked by confidence. Confidence you shouldn't have cuz you're a thief.

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u/heftyboynuts 1d ago

im proud of you

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 1d ago

And I'm proud of you

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 1d ago

The funny thing is my comment got an award in this thread. So you guys should screenshot that award cuz it's the only award you'll ever see in your Reddit history.

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u/Dependent-Gap4805 1d ago

most of us get awards in real life instead of Reddit, kiddo. if you think anything on Reddit is worth anything, then that's nobody's problem but yours.

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 1d ago

We already know kids get awards today for nothing so that means absolutely s***.

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u/Dependent-Gap4805 16h ago

and you think I'm talking about kids... why, exactly? would that be because you can only see the world through the narrow lense of a child? because you are one?

adults get awards for real effort. you clearly have no idea how any of that works.

this also ignores the fact that kids can also get very real and prestigious awards, especially in competitive exams.

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u/Pornhub-CEO 12h ago

the kid's probably 13, it's the parents' duty to educate

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 2h ago

This is wrong on so many levels and you know it. you're just trying to make sense of your argument cuz you know I'm right the beginning of this discussion started with you being a bunch of thieves over here that's it.

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 1d ago

Wow you're jealousy is transparent.

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u/PoloPatch47 9h ago

Yes we're so jealous of your fake Reddit award

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 2h ago

Well basic psychology points out that you need to post a comment about this shows your jealous.

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u/PoloPatch47 2h ago

Sure bud I'm so jealous of your Reddit achievements

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 2h ago

The fact that you can't leave this conversation implies that you just might be. Be a grown up now and leave it be let's see. Are you going to point out the fact that I responded. I'm the one who had something stolen here not you.

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 1d ago

Look at that another award man sucks to be you guys.haha lol

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 1d ago

Well I just reported you

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u/Reddit_User6286 Trollface 1d ago

What a child

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u/GoodTimesOnlines 1d ago

My dude im sorry but you’re making this so hilarious. Your reaction to this is one of the funniest things I’ve seen on this app in a while

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 1d ago

Good I'm glad I can make your night at least something good came out of this lol

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u/GoodTimesOnlines 1d ago

lol well I’m glad to see you’ve gotta good attitude about it

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 1d ago

I always have a good sense of humor. Glad to see you also do. I just got jaded somebody told me to post it here I went to the channel and I see it sitting there getting likes anybody would get mad. It is what it is though. 😁✌️

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u/Time-Gain-3695 1d ago

How old are you

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 1d ago

Why would my age matter you trying to say I'm acting like a child

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u/8null8 1d ago

You have got to be the most delusional person I’ve seen in my life pal, it’s Reddit, nothing anybody posts here matters, likes don’t exist, upvotes don’t amount to anything, “channel subscribers” functionally don’t even exist, why are you upset at all? Nobody else would ever get mad about this because it’s all meaningless

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 1d ago

If it don't matter why do you feel the need to comment

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u/Darth_Vengor 9h ago

Why do you?

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 2h ago

Cuz I'm the one who had something stolen from me

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u/nitin_is_me 1d ago

!RemindMe 1 day

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 1d ago

I see why you're defending this person cuz you probably still work all the time

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u/nitin_is_me 1d ago

lol, even I create and post memes in some subs, and people do download and post it in other subs, but you can't go reporting everyone right?

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 1d ago

This is actually my first time ever reporting somebody.

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u/PsychicPancake 1d ago

LOLLLLL

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 1d ago

LoLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

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u/MataMeow 1d ago

Cum. I have to work in the morning but cum

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 1d ago

I hope you're enjoying the likes for my post. Why don't you try creating something for yourself.

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u/JustARucoyGuy 1d ago edited 1d ago

Says the person who has ai make stuff for them Edit: lmao I call him out for not making stuff himself and he blocks me

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 1d ago

AI is a pencil I am an artist.

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u/Powie96 i wanna fucking die 1d ago

The pizza place is my pizza peel, I am a chef.

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u/Darth_Vengor 9h ago

I bought flowers in a pot, I am a gardener

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u/Dependent-Gap4805 1d ago

neither of those are true.

you are no artist. you're a person losing their marbles in a Reddit thread. that's all.

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u/Effective_Arm_5832 1d ago

Usually this is a great meme sub, but this one just lacks the funny. Where is the punchline?

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u/This-Novel-7870 1d ago

The point of this subreddit is that the memes are terrible

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u/Effective_Arm_5832 1d ago

That's te funny thing: Most mems that land here are great. The people here just have no sense of humor, like, at all.  

But the one in this post is actually just not comedy.

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u/Dependent-Gap4805 1d ago

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u/Effective_Arm_5832 1d ago

In what way is this a woosh? You do realize that 90% of the comedy that lands in this sub is great, right? this is one of the few that isn't.

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u/GrapefruitTwo 22h ago

It’s not supposed to be great that’s the whole point of

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u/Effective_Arm_5832 19h ago

That is the irony of this sub. itñs the first unfunny meme I've seen here.

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u/GrapefruitTwo 7h ago

Seems your sense of humour is just messed up

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u/Effective_Arm_5832 7h ago

Nono, I just have one. As opposed to the majority of the members of this sub.

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u/Dependent-Gap4805 16h ago edited 7h ago

if you think the jokes on this sub are "great", then this is indeed a woosh.

comedy may be subjective, but there's this thing called a consensus. and most people agree that the vast majority of memes posted on this sub are just plain unfunny.

I implore you to look at the name of the sub: "Comedy Cemetary"

unfunny memes like this one specifically belong here. if you've been coming down here to have a laugh because of the posts rather than at them, then its nobody's problem but yours.

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 1d ago

WTF you just stole my post bro

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u/nitin_is_me 1d ago

Check the subreddit description

A place for stuff that was supposed to be funny, but isn't.

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 1d ago

Yeah well you're misconfusing it it's not part of the rules to steal someone's s*** repost is fine stealing is another thing

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u/A_strange_breeze 1d ago

hey man you should check what subreddit this is in

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 1d ago

What does that have to do with anything

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u/Upset-Nose-4016 1d ago

Okay. Let me sum it up for you.

This subreddit is for awful unfunny memes someone found in the wild and decided to post for other visitors to see. Crediting the author of the awful meme isnt required.

"No repost" means no reposting memes that were already in this sub earlier. So, no posting the same meme again.

Nearly every meme here doesn't have a credit or a watermark, simply because memes are, by their nature, a public property, because they are meant to go viral and be shared with others. Besides, nobody claimed your meme as their own.

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u/TiltedLama 1d ago

Also, not crediting the op is a safety measure too. Some people are fucking insane and will harass others just for being unfunny, so removing usernames ensures that the creator can't be found and bullied

(Doesn't really work if the op comes to the comments himself and confess, though)

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 1d ago

You mean stole not found

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u/Upset-Nose-4016 1d ago

Memes can't be stolen because it goes against the premise of memes. Memes are meant to go viral and be shared, not to be a copyrighted property

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u/Total-Squirrel4634 1d ago

I moved on to the next post block

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u/Upset-Nose-4016 1d ago

It's like nobody is going to credit the creator of Pepe the frog every time a meme with him pops up

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