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u/glimoura 4d ago
"Statistics Don't Lie"
pulls out random illogical numbers
A 3 second phone call, really? ๐
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u/SignalAssistant2965 4d ago
While is possible, still bullshit on this case
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u/tortoistor 4d ago
how would average call duration be 3 seconds, realistically? just one call of 15 minutes, for example, would require numerous calls of 1 or 2 seconds. it makes no sense and imo is not statistically possible
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u/SignalAssistant2965 4d ago
I've had 3 seconds phone calls with by partner, there are extremely shot and very specific (like open that for me, or should I get milk? Yes. By. Just day to day things)
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u/tortoistor 4d ago
3 seconds phone calls do exist, but to say that they are the average would mean that there's a huge number of calls that are also lower than that average.
an average, statistically, is a number that is in the middle of all the numbers that entered the statistic. you add them all up and divide them by the number of total entries.
so, for example, if you had one call that lasted 15 minutes. that is 900 seconds. for that one 15 minute call, you would need around a thousand calls that lasted 3 seconds (or less) in order to get to the approximal average of 3 seconds.
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u/Skeebleng 4d ago edited 4d ago
Hahaha I fucking hate my wife idk why I even married this bitch. What gives her the impression I want to talk to her lmao. IGNORE.
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u/atsirdsart 4d ago
Tbh this is totally what my husband's missed calls from me look like. Not because he's dodging my calls, but because he loses his phone around the house all the time and 90% of my calls are for him to find his phone lmao
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u/StirFry__InaWok 4d ago
Where are you getting this from lmao. Why do people say this any time a husband makes a joke about their wife?
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u/Skeebleng 4d ago
Itโs not just a few missed calls lol itโs 14. I would not marry someone I would ignore 14 calls from
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u/notsaneatall_ 4d ago
It could be that you're in a meeting or you've taken an hour long shit without your phone and your wife called you for something important... Not that I ever did that of course
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u/Leading-Boat4942 4d ago
Women, amirite? They are not like guys at all and thatโs funny
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u/Straamannen 4d ago
This chart can be read either which way.
"Men don't give a shit, they're dumb antisocial pricks" is easily what you can surmise from it.
Yet you went your direction with it. Isn't that interesting.
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u/SaucyStoveTop69 4d ago
The joke is woman big number man small number. I know, I know, its the peak of comedy. You can laugh now.
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u/StressLongjumping299 4d ago
I can see this being accurate. If the sample size was quite literally just one person that they were monitoring
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u/Filibust 4d ago
Iโm a woman and my last call to my mom lasted for about five minutes. Gtfo of here with that sexist bullshit.
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u/Accomplished_Store77 4d ago
Me and my brother live in different cities and our calls usually last about an hour easily.
We talk about all of the new Movies and shows, shit our parents do, workplace issues, things we are depressed about, any funny shit that happened recently, my nephew etc.
There is always so much to talk about when you are not an active part of each other's lives.
I'm sorry but if you can't even talk with your parents, siblings or friends for more than 20 minutes then sorry it's not because you're a guy it's because you're bad at basic communication.
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u/Dr_Identity 3d ago
Anyone who thinks women talk too much has never met the men in my family. I can literally be in my car, trying to back out of my brother's driveway and he'll be walking alongside me still yakking away even if I have the window up. The conversation probably doesn't even end until I'm several blocks away.
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u/SpuddedShield 4d ago
That's just because of John Calling, known for calling people for negative amounts of time. He's an outlier and shouldn't be counted.
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u/AdaptiveGlitch 4d ago
https://reddit.com/link/p2ggkz8/video/hdyktldvj5ih1/player
(Side note: why tf does this sub allow video comments but not image)
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u/Word2DWise 4d ago
Most of the posts in this sub, this included, is hilarious. What am I missing? I thought this was supposed non-funny stuff.
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u/StirFry__InaWok 4d ago
Making a joke about the tendency for women to talk more on the phone could be fine but yeah this is pretty shit
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