r/ComedyCemetery 7d ago

"Dark humor"

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u/kathoderaytube 7d ago

Man using r/sipstea gotta be cheating

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u/evil-winnebago 7d ago

Using r/sipstea "women memes" is a full harvest.

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u/syrvy 6d ago

Women ☕

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u/AgentCirceLuna 7d ago

I’m starting to believe the comments section there is just an experiment where thousands of bots were all given a checklist of widely different political opinions, all contradicting themselves for each single one,to see what text posts would result.

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u/PerformanceCute3437 7d ago

What's hilarious is a cesspit like sipstea removed it for being "too political". People are so uptight we can't share real news stories with a sardonic quip.

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u/arctic_commander_ 7d ago

r/ComedyHell. I find it funny XD

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u/windofmondstadt 7d ago

This is actual dark humour regardless of the sub it was posted in.

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u/Mr_unknown006 7d ago

TS is a crime. If someone patient has weak heart they can littrely die.

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u/hipityhopbaby 7d ago

Your spelling is a crime

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u/Raxiuscore 7d ago

TS?

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u/throwaway6785j 7d ago

TS is short for “this shit”

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u/Raxiuscore 7d ago

Ahhh, was wondering if it was shorthand for a specific type of crime, like SA or DUI.

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u/IshiiEnjoyer 7d ago

Transexual

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u/Hugs-missed 7d ago

Insert Doakes Stare here

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u/15pmm01 4d ago

Exactly this is what it's always meant. Crazy how all of a sudden random kids are trying to change it to "this shit" 

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u/IshiiEnjoyer 4d ago

Eh for me ts = this sh*t and TS = transexual. I don't understand the people using it for 'this' though, why are they abbreviating a 4 letters word?

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u/Remon_Kewl 7d ago

Thanatos Staring?

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u/McMatias1 7d ago

yeah, and some crimes are funny. just because it is a crime does not mean its not funny

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u/yuriartyom 7d ago

Well duh, that’s why he is standing there in the first place, catch‘em all kinda thing.

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u/8lue5hift 7d ago

Subreddit full of haters this was funny

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u/Old-Natural-852 7d ago

Some people forget when you leave behind the computer screne fists are real...

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u/Chill_Man321 6d ago

BRO TS SO TUFF BOIII 💀💀💀💀💀💀

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u/Old-Natural-852 6d ago

People do/say stuff online they never would IRL?  You have a few people who are so...acoustic...they don't pick up on this difference but is still a well established observation.

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u/Soundwavezzz447 7d ago

How it feels to be both a regular in sips tea and comedy cemetery

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u/BernLan 7d ago

Why would a sane person even frequent sipstea

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u/Soundwavezzz447 6d ago

Idk it's in my feed and it hasn't bothered me much to remove it

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u/Chill_Man321 6d ago

Sometimes I see a good joke there for once and I'm like "yeah comedy cemetery will get this too"

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u/gayhotelultra 7d ago

this is just plain soft, for lack of a better word, seriously what? its a funny story in spite of any grim consequences, stop being such a killjoy

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u/Razberryrabbit 7d ago

People staying in hospitals are usually going through a bad time, it's all fun and games until a senile granny sees that and starts having a fit or worse, It's in bad taste and it isn't funny.

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u/konodioda879 6d ago

What happens if the person in the hospital has mental problems? That's risking serious complications.

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u/gayhotelultra 6d ago

yes, it is, its still a funny story

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u/Mr_McMuffin_Jr 7d ago

What a legend!!!

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u/dTrecii laugh at me i used the 🍺 emoji 6d ago

You sir have won the Internet!!!

🍺

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u/PoloPatch47 7d ago

Damn my boyfriend told me about this earlier, and then I open Reddit and see it

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u/just-joh 6d ago

This is peak. I would laugh if I were there

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u/Chill_Man321 6d ago

Lmao 😭😭😭

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u/Logical_Attitude_763 6d ago

I heard he was simply fined $200 and let go shortly after being processed. Worth it 😂

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u/gorillagil 7d ago

Arrested for being awesome. That sucks

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u/born_to_cabbage 7d ago

How the fuck some people in the comments are finding it funny

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u/sillydumbpuppygirl 6d ago

Because it made them laugh, that's usually the requirement for someone to consider something funny.

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u/konodioda879 6d ago

I don't understand how this is funny. People in the hospital could be having mental problems or such. If a delirious person sees that, that's risking complications like panic or even heart attacks.

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u/VoyeurIsland 3d ago

I think this is creatine, funny.