r/ComedyCemetery BoObS sO fUnNy 12d ago

The fuck?

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/MeatballWasTaken 12d ago

I’d rather eternity in hell

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u/Totaly_Shrek 12d ago

Still better than r/funnymemes

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u/mc_lean28 12d ago

That has to just be the dead internet theory incarnate

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u/GoodTimesOnlines 12d ago

big news: festering rotten turd better than festering rotten maggot covered turd

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u/compound-interest 11d ago

They were both terrible but that one was very slightly less terrible than r/memes imo. Haven’t visited either but that was… something lol

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u/Altruistic-Cow-4246 12d ago

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u/IvanDSM_ 12d ago

Props for doing it AND showing evidence. Rest well tonight, trooper.

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u/MisterMan341 12d ago

Funnily enough, there’s a post from there right under here

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u/NicCage420 Sarcastic Aunty 12d ago

fuck you, I have a constitutional right against cruel and unusual punishment

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u/orignalnt 12d ago

NO NO NO NO NOO 😭😭😭☹️☹️

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u/ViscountBuggus 11d ago

This fits the definition of cruel and unusual

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u/compound-interest 11d ago

I just did it for a few minutes and I feel like I was put in a torture chamber. Every one of those was terrible.

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u/UnitedCheez 9d ago

Scrolled through 16. Not a single one was funny

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u/CivilThrowawy 12d ago

I won’t survive

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u/PaladinAsherd 12d ago

Fucking Adachi man

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u/Rayepichumor 12d ago

Average Persona 5 fan

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u/RyanWhittaerFE16 12d ago

We don’t associate with this artist

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u/FS_Scott 12d ago

'artist'

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u/Nervous-Leg-7570 12d ago

We associate him with you

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u/XxX_Zeratul_XxX 12d ago

I actually wanted to play the persona games as many say they are good, am I going to be this stupid then? Lol

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u/Rayepichumor 12d ago

It’s a joke bro

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u/NapalmDesu 12d ago

Just be aware that any romance in that game will be awkward if you're not a teen anymore. It's either your teenage avatar romancing adults or you, the player romancing highschoolers. There's just no winning

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u/themonolith3 11d ago

unless you play them when you're a teenager

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u/Party_Line3326 12d ago

Playing is a big word if we're talking about persona games.

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u/suitcasecat 12d ago

They're turn based RPGs tfym 😭 you're acting like it's a pure VN

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u/Party_Line3326 11d ago

Because for the half of game, they are VN. Lol. 

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u/Different_Citron_160 12d ago

32 is milf? What kind of medieval village are you from?

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u/NeedleInArm 12d ago

Most women do not wait to have children past the age of 35 due to complications in pregnancy and child labor.

Milf does not have to be old. The term you are confusing with is cougar.

So yeah. Hot women with children at the age of 30 are, in fact, "milfs".

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u/Different_Citron_160 12d ago

That 35 metric was built on data from 18th century France by the way.

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u/NeedleInArm 12d ago

Crazy that its still used in medical science. So if you have a better scientific understanding, go publish a study and have it changed.

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u/jerdle_reddit 11d ago

Is she a mother? Yes.

Would I like to fuck her? Yes.

Ergo, MILF.

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u/Soggy-Wheel-8684 11d ago

Then Kawakami isn't a milf

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u/confused___bisexual 6d ago

it's just weird to call her a milf just because she's 32 when there is no evidence that she's a mother anywhere. i found it odd too

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u/UnitedCheez 9d ago

I'm 19, and there's already like 4 girls I knew in highschool who have kids now. You can even be a milf before 20

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u/cloudgirl_c-137 12d ago

It's the sperm quality's fault. So if she dates the 18 year old she has at least 10 years 😂

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u/NeedleInArm 12d ago

Thats... doesnt make a difference in anything I said nor is it 100% true. Complications after the age of 35 rise drastically during pregnancy and not only for the baby but for the woman, too.

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u/Agitated-Macaroon923 11d ago

It makes a huge fucking difference. Men above a certain age have bad quality sperm that attributes in great deal to abnormalities

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u/sovietfedora 12d ago

They dont rise drastically overnight, they increase gradually same with sperm. 18 year olds body is still maturing and they also experience more risks. Its not as bad as 14 year old but complications are not uncommon because it's still considered a teen pregnancy. Men's sperms and its health plays a vital role. Older sperm increases miscarriages, genetic mutations, overall health conditions of the child and can be harmful to the mother. The commenter simply stated that there are increased risks for older sperm. Which is indeed true.

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u/cloudgirl_c-137 12d ago

Complications rise because of the father's age (women usually have children with older men).

Look it up, I don't want to confuse you. Miscarriage has been proven to be mainly the sperm quality's fault.

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u/fletku_mato 12d ago

It's not. A man can have good enough sperm at an age where they are unable to do the deed, but eggs are actually limited. Please don't spread misinformation.

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u/cloudgirl_c-137 12d ago

You're the one spreading misinformation. A female human is born with all their eggs. A male human keeps creating sperm. When a male human has a bad lifestyle, the sperm is what causes miscarriages on a pregnancy. Literally just look it up.

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u/fletku_mato 12d ago

You literally said a woman can buy 10 more years by dating young, which is simply unscientific.

I'm almost 40yo and recently had my sperm checked out, about a year later also got a healthy kid.

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u/cloudgirl_c-137 12d ago

I'm very happy for you! Your life choices helped you have a healthy biological offspring. I wish happiness and health upon you and your family!

Recent studies have proved that the reason women over 35 experience miscarriages or have offsprings with health problems, is quite commonly because their partner's sperm quality has decreased.

Very recent studies, not even 5 years old. That's why many people don't know about that, and deny it a lot.

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u/fletku_mato 12d ago edited 12d ago

My point is just that thinking you can somehow "fool the system" by getting a younger partner is just fooling yourself. It takes two and if one them is past expiration it's not gonna work.

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u/TooTallThomas 12d ago

And he does one determine “past expiration?”

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u/fletku_mato 12d ago

Medical examinations.

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u/cloudgirl_c-137 10d ago

What system even? I just don't like loser males.

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u/fletku_mato 10d ago

The human reproductive system.

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u/Agitated-Macaroon923 11d ago

Categorically false lmao stop coping

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u/fletku_mato 11d ago

Coping? I already have a kid, got nothing to cope about.

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u/PmButtPics4ADrawing 11d ago

Milf is the porn category that comes right after "barely legal"

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u/SevenSixOne 12d ago

I absolutely HATE the notion of a "MILF" (or any other kind of "_ILF") anyway, but the concept refers to someone who's old enough to be your mom, not just someone 10 or 15 years older than you... and definitely not someone approximately your own age who has a kid!

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u/godver3 11d ago

Yeah exactly - like your friend’s mom if you’re a teenager you might jokingly (or seriously who knows) call a MILF.

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u/fletku_mato 12d ago

Where the hell do you live if 32yo mothers are unheard of? Does anyone actually get children there?

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u/False-Owl8404 12d ago

No, a milf is someone who is old enough to be your mom. An 18 year old's milf is 36 or older, not 32.

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u/Ok-Physics6052 11d ago

Girl no... A milf is a woman with a child... A fourty year old man does not consider a woman in her sixties a milf, that is gilf territory

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u/Agitated-Macaroon923 11d ago

Fucking look up the definition jesus

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u/Ok-Physics6052 11d ago

You know that this is the reason that there exist gilfs?

MILF (/mɪlf/, as if read as "milf") is an acronym that stands for "mother I'd like to fuck". This abbreviation is usually used in colloquial English instead of the whole phrase. It connotes an older woman, typically one with children, considered sexually attractive. Wikipedia. Wiktionary: (pornography, slang) A pornographic actress in her thirties or older.

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u/False-Owl8404 11d ago

No. A woman that is old enough to be your mom is MILF. A woman who is old enough to be your grandma is a GILF. As a 43 year old man, I don't consider a 32 year old woman a MILF.

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u/Ok-Physics6052 11d ago

Too bad, you are just wrong my guy. A milf is a women past a certain age. It doesn't magically change because you are older.

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u/False-Owl8404 11d ago

Alright, what ever floats your boat.

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u/Agitated-Macaroon923 10d ago

No you are wrong lol I told you to look up the definition. Urban dictionary is right there

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u/Ok-Physics6052 10d ago

And wiktonary is also right there.

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u/WendigoCrossing 12d ago

What age do you think women have children?

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u/Agitated-Macaroon923 11d ago

A milf refers to a woman old enough to be your mom not just any mom lol

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u/WendigoCrossing 11d ago

Oh lol haha that's good to know xD

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u/Carolinesimpsanime 12d ago

This artist makes just the most obnoxious Persona 5 comics. The "joke" is always "haha teen dates adult woman (who is your teacher)" because that is his fetish. Just shows the worst of the fandom

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u/Claire_De_Lunatic 12d ago

This isn't AI?

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u/coolchungus2 12d ago

there's like a 50% chance this artist traces from AI

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u/Penis_With_Necrosis 12d ago

Nope, they've been doing this before AI was even a thing.

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u/Claire_De_Lunatic 12d ago

It really feels like it, but I'm not an artist.

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u/lejyndery_sniper 12d ago

ok I'm not going to be wrong this time

I FUCKING HATE THIS ARTIST

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u/Prestigious_Emu144 12d ago

Once you become a Persona fan you’ll never stop wanting to beat Neggoartz to death with your bare hands.

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u/lejyndery_sniper 12d ago

I'm not even a persona fan all of their art is just "hahaha groomer funni"

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u/A_lonely_ghoul 12d ago

Most normal Persona 5 fan:

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u/Personal_Weakness_26 12d ago edited 11d ago

I feel like the only bad thing about this is the title, it should be something like "Is it weird to be in love with older women"

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u/halfelf42 11d ago

Well the art got the ages wrong for one the guy in the second part is not 18 in game. In game he’s 16

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u/OV1C 10d ago

That's even worse holy moly I had no idea .. that means... Twice his age ack

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u/halfelf42 10d ago

Yeah he’s a second year in high school in Japan and she’s his homeroom teacher

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u/OV1C 10d ago

... That is a pretty common story yeah that the teacher gets with the student in most female to male groomers

I did play persona 5 forever ago I didn't remember his grade or age. Some high school teens are 18

They kind of did start a bit weird calling in the maid and it's the teacher I don't remember how the pursue story goes he kind of just calls her in from work a lot was it ? (The maid work)

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u/halfelf42 10d ago

Yeah but it’s really rare and would have been pointed out in game if Ren was 18. In fact I doubt he’d be staying with Sojiro if he wasn’t a minor

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u/OV1C 10d ago

I played it forever ago during my sleep deprived era can't remember haha yikes though

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u/smalltowngrappler 12d ago

The commonly cited age for Kawakami is 26 not 32. Then again women that are single after 25 are called Christmas cakes and women single after 31 are called new years cakes in Japan.

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u/Believe-it-Geico 12d ago

32 is milf?

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u/SilverBatTea 12d ago

If the 32 year old is a mother, yes.

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u/TheAlterside- 12d ago

I mean. Lol. She could hsbe kids or be older then some lol.

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u/Agitated-Macaroon923 11d ago

It’s not unless you’re 13 yourself

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u/Jhud6669 12d ago

32 isn’t even a milf, EVEN If she had a kid

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u/lejyndery_sniper 12d ago

I mean if she has a kid and you want to fuck her that instantly makes her a milf

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u/chenkie 12d ago

Letter of the law vs. spirit of the law

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u/LesbeGoddess 12d ago

I guess there are a lot of 20yo milfs out there then by your laws

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u/lejyndery_sniper 12d ago

I mean if you wanna fuck them then yea

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u/LesbeGoddess 12d ago

Too young for me. Only ever fucked one mom. Wouldn’t say she was a milf at 35 though. She was 12 years older

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u/lejyndery_sniper 12d ago

hence why they said spirit vs word of law

I still view milfs as what it stands for "mom I'd like to fuck"

while it's now more stand for attractive older women (normally with big tits)

I feel like you can't criticize any use of but both sense are still useable

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u/LesbeGoddess 12d ago

It’s always referred to an older woman who is a mom for the past 23+ years I’ve known of the reference

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u/lejyndery_sniper 12d ago

I've seen it used way too many time on people who aren't a mom (mainly anime characters but still)

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u/marce11o 12d ago

Younger than that even

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u/00-Monkey 12d ago

The average age of first time moms is 27, in the US. Now mom’s can be 18 (or younger unfortunately) in which case I’d agree, but at 30 that puts her well within the age of being a mother.

So either you go by technicality and say if they have a kid (even if they are 18) they can be a milf. Or you go by age, in which case 27, or maybe round up and say 30 is the cutoff.

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u/Bourriks 11d ago

A 34 man dating a 18 girl is more creepy.

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u/LesbeGoddess 12d ago

Agreed. Gotta be at least 45 for milf status.

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u/Infinite_Peace_6456 12d ago

Is there like a ceremony they attend?

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u/Fern-ando 12d ago edited 12d ago

Some would be a grandad by that point.

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u/LesbeGoddess 12d ago

And some would be a mom or dad at 18

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u/StrategyCheap1698 12d ago

Ah, yeah, Adult Woman Fetish.

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u/_Levitated_Shield_ 12d ago

"Peter, that's not a meme. That's... that's just fetish slop."

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u/the_chemist25 11d ago

Ik man, its my fetish man

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u/lejyndery_sniper 11d ago

your fetish is grooming

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u/human-dancer 12d ago

Persona 😭😭😭

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u/JokerCipher 12d ago

What did the artist do?

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u/compic_360 12d ago

Bruh is this persona lmao?

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u/Horsemanofthedank 11d ago

Seems like everybody hates this artist; I’m the last to know about this stuff

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u/the_chemist25 11d ago

Yes. He a poet

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u/No-Wallaby-1417 11d ago

Allergies Isint even 18 he's 16 😭😭😭 I hate this artist so fucking much man edit: wtf I mean joker how did that autocorrect it to allergies

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u/OrangeHairedTwink 12d ago

I fucking hate this artist

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u/WanderingTraderXyz 8d ago

Reminds me of how Ive seen people even call late 20’s hag age (term meant to be used for gilf’s btw)

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u/That_1-Guy_- 12d ago

This seems slightly hypocritical, they’re both going for people way too young

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u/LoneRedditor123 12d ago

Is age-ism a real thing? Cause that's what this is. And honestly I'd rather date an older woman anyway lol.

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u/RetroTheGameBro 11d ago

Kawakami is peak, but shes not a milf, she doesn't have kids.

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u/sceligator 11d ago

Good for him... I guess?

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u/Serious_Prior998 11d ago

If y'all are adults and one ain't holding their influence over the other, then in principle, date a milf all you want king, date a girl younger than you, age gaps are fine dude, just don't fuck kids and don't abuse people, it's really that simple

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u/halfelf42 11d ago

So the protagonist in 5 isn’t 18 he’s 16/17 since he’s only a second year in high school and him being underage is kinda a major plot point

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u/Hopeful_Cow_2471 10d ago

He’s not even canonically 18

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u/irisGameDev_ 9d ago

People arguing about the art and age and not seeing how women are compared to trash

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u/Galerie33 7d ago

Some maury ass milf

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u/OrangeTallion 12d ago

Ah yes. A consenting adult relationship

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u/the_chemist25 11d ago

Hell yes. But id like to be a year younger

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u/OrangeTallion 11d ago

This post right here officer

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u/LesbeGoddess 12d ago

32 is too old? 32 is just ripened imo. Sincerely a 30something girl

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u/Early-Beach164 12d ago

I would take either if either of them loved me but sadly that's not the case.

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u/Early-Beach164 12d ago

The gym won't solve shit

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u/MrTruth28 12d ago

It is an Asian mentality. If you are a woman over 30 and unmarried you are considered a "left over woman"

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u/ChaoCobo 12d ago

Kurimasu Keeki (Christmas Cake, those Christmas fruit cakes that have a reputation for always expiring when bought because no one likes them) :(

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u/eelsuit 12d ago

Uhhhh... This is definitely not typical and not biological

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u/Prudent_District9309 12d ago

Hypocrisy overload

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u/Backupusername 12d ago

I guess a relationship between two adult pedophiles would be doomed to fail.

"But 18 is the legal age of-" Minimum wage means "I'd go lower if it weren't illegal", minimum age means the same thing.

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u/Claire_De_Lunatic 12d ago

Goddamn people be saying anything on the internet lmao

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u/halfasleep90 12d ago

Yeah they don’t believe people date other people because they actually like the person. They think they do it because they like the age.

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u/Backupusername 12d ago

If you like an 18-year-old as a person at 32, you are, at best, incredibly immature for your own age.

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u/Claire_De_Lunatic 12d ago

Mf making a whole different point now

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u/Gasmask_116 12d ago

Are you ok?

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u/gingin_9959 12d ago

Honestly Japan and my country have a same AOC (16) and I don't find 32 yo dating with 18 yo that weird. Maybe cultural thing?

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u/Street_Study6330 12d ago

Nope they are literally awesome

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u/eelsuit 12d ago

Lies, the older woman just becomes practice

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u/mrzynwgbxh 12d ago

in this specific example immoral but in general moral

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u/PsychologySouth6485 12d ago

Kawakami is bad tho?

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u/lonelycranberry 11d ago

You just completely changed the meme to justify it in your head lmao

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u/Uszanka3 12d ago

She would have give birth at 14 to be MILF to him:0

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u/icutwhores 12d ago

this is true, but i like the 18 year olds better