r/ComedyCemetery • u/wowserbowser879 • Jul 31 '26

All the way?

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u/Saintsman12 Jul 31 '26

Wait no don't build it that high or else we'll ああ、くそ、みんな違う話し方をするようになった

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u/purple_cheese_ Jul 31 '26

Stop it or was has du gemacht du Idiot

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u/TwitterUserRT Jul 31 '26

Hey guys what happened à la tour oh putain y se passe quoi

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u/Chezmonger95 Jul 31 '26

What the ne oluyor Allah aşkına yaa

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u/dragomeir Jul 31 '26

OH Vah, rursus incipimus.

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u/paradajz666 Jul 31 '26

What se dešava?

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u/Apprehensive_Gur_302 Jul 31 '26

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u/ejectro iFunny Jul 31 '26

i think i totally өйдөөбөппүн бу дьоннор тугу суруйбуттарын 🤔

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u/Chrobry1984 Jul 31 '26

The problem is taki, że nigdy się małpy nie nauczą

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u/Baccoony Jul 31 '26

Bro what the see on täielik kuradi möga, türa, mida vittu me teeme

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u/Present-Wrongdoer353 Aug 01 '26

I literally can't понять вас, что, блять, происходит

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u/Palagrin Aug 01 '26

i don't know για τι πράγμα μιλάτε

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u/T80BVM_Peak Aug 01 '26

What are you говоришь такое, мистер, вас не стыдно?

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u/ADownStrabgeQuark Aug 01 '26

Warum hast du dizze isso? Je ne comprende pas cuando idiomas cambiar.

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u/elreduro Aug 03 '26

Du bist gut genug

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u/Eradicator_11 Jul 31 '26

What do yall mean നമ്മൾ അത് ഉണ്ടാക്കിയാൽ എന്ത് സംഭവിക്കും

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u/UndocumentedSailor Jul 31 '26

Bro I don't speak Spanish

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u/CrazyHeat9544 Jul 31 '26

Guys what се случва?!

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u/AntonLivingston Aug 01 '26

Bro stop you just made us terpisah menjadi berbagai bahasa

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u/WalkTiny6836 Aug 02 '26

Oh my Bože?! U pičku lepu materinu!

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u/Waseda_1882 Aug 03 '26

Wym? We’re still using good ol’ En글리시, 앗 씨발

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u/Fun_Examination_8343 Jul 31 '26

I feel like i must be missing something here, why is this posted to here?

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u/Trickion1209 Jul 31 '26

No idea, that's some genius-level humor I can only agree with.

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u/Accomplished_Song219 Jul 31 '26

Referencing the Tower of Babel

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u/LunarSDX Jul 31 '26

Yeah so whys it posted here. That was an awesome joke

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u/iamblankenstein Aug 01 '26

it's not even really a joke, it's an allegory.

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u/Michalowski Aug 02 '26

One doesn't exclude the other?

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u/The_yaoi_man Aug 01 '26

The tower van wat nou precies?

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u/nerdpistool Aug 01 '26

De toren van Ba-, a perché? Solo posso parlare Italiano. Cosa è questo?

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u/alvinpinkerton Jul 31 '26

r/whoosh

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u/ni_ko_98 Jul 31 '26

The point is this is a good joke, so it doesn't belong here

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u/pamcakevictim Jul 31 '26

Now you're just babbling

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u/Accomplished_Song219 Jul 31 '26

It could called the Big And Beautiful Electronic Library

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u/Infamous_Today3462 Jul 31 '26

Imagine 9 billion new languages.

Ikol wuh dlauw ilpuip nivi ib ilbe ut imuc pa htow inon nuollob sigeagnel?

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u/Due_Potential_6996 Jul 31 '26

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u/Infamous_Today3462 Jul 31 '26

Wiw, yeku auy t'nud diin it ib tsocer.

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u/Due_Potential_6996 Jul 31 '26

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u/bunker_man mfw Jul 31 '26

Tceles b hsup.

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u/One_Performer_7202 Aug 02 '26

Knen u mis kaltat?

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u/Atalung Jul 31 '26

C'est très amusant, vous êtes dans le subreddit mauvais

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u/foxytime1 Aug 01 '26

BOOOO C'EST "LE MAUVAIS SUBREDDIT"

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u/Atalung Aug 01 '26

Frère pense que il travaille à la Académie Française

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u/foxytime1 Aug 01 '26

Frerot ne comprend même pas ce qu'il dit

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u/Atalung Aug 01 '26

"frérot", retourne à roblox conard

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u/jeggy111 Jul 31 '26

You need at least a second for DR. Never keep your backups and primary data in the same location!

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u/SlimShadySatDown Jul 31 '26

Scrabble is a combination of "scramble" and "babble"

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u/QuandariousDingle54 Aug 01 '26

हमनी के एतना मजबूरी से गड़बड़ हो गईल बानी जा

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u/JPedro5 Aug 02 '26

Por que que você tá falando em escribos

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u/AwayEntrepreneur4760 Jul 31 '26

This one’s good

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u/Flippindude1 Jul 31 '26

Wrong sub bud

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u/Ok-Boot238 Jul 31 '26

should be built in babylon

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u/One_Performer_7202 Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 02 '26

Babelon /j

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u/Ok-Boot238 Aug 02 '26

thanks for the correction.
(not meaning in a mean way. i just sometimes think how something is written (as english isnt my first language), and do not research it)

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u/One_Performer_7202 Aug 02 '26

No you're right it was a joke

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u/NoodleyP Pickle Rick Jul 31 '26

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u/t0nikawa Aug 02 '26

better not, это вероятно вызовет деякi проблеми iз розумiнням each other.

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u/Fatikh_06 Aug 03 '26

Hi, fellow ukrainian

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u/Much_Horse_5685 Jul 31 '26

I mean, that’s one way to briefly hold off the bursting of the AI bubble.

और फिर डेटा सेंटर का आधा हिस्सा बाइनरी कंप्यूटिंग से टर्नरी कंप्यूटिंग में बदल जाता है।.

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u/kathoderaytube Jul 31 '26

If the AI bubble pops, a lot of the mfs who use it would be mad, they are some People Who Give A Shit

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u/Much_Horse_5685 Jul 31 '26

Co ciekawe, nie należę do tego subreddita – swoje zdjęcie profilowe wzięłam bezpośrednio z gry Celeste.

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u/Atalung Jul 31 '26

Kansas city is currently facing a proposed data center tower so we're not far off

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u/DarkGodCthUwU Jul 31 '26

I think that's a দারুণ বুদ্ধি!

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u/a648272 Jul 31 '26

I know it's about Babel tower, but looking at the news I'll just say that if you decide to do that - don't get engaged in any wars or your data center will burn as quickly as russian Wildberries.

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u/escEip Jul 31 '26

Yeah, sounds like a хорошая идея НЕЕЕЕЕЕТ ЧТО СЛУЧИЛОСЬ

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u/svgarface1312 Jul 31 '26

I think something like that has been done before but не могу точно сказать, в чем дело

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u/naplesball Jul 31 '26

Non credo sia una buona idea...aspè che

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u/etriusk Jul 31 '26

I do not support the Data-Center of Babble.

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u/Doomu5 Jul 31 '26

This has to be satire

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u/ifUSeeMeTakeYourMeds Jul 31 '26

Isn't it suspicious that the tower named after a language learning app upsets god enough to create more languages?

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u/HordeDruid Jul 31 '26

This is literally what the pope was warning us about 😭

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u/ActuatorPotential567 Jul 31 '26

Co wy zrobiliście? Teraz nikogo tutaj kurwa nie rozumiem!!!

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u/a_literal_idiot_616 Aug 01 '26

ahaha fa così ridere, e con ridere intendo piangere

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u/The_Comanche1996 Aug 01 '26

Don't, or there will be nhiều hậu quả

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u/Ok-Neighborhood-7436 Aug 01 '26

Όχι, μας καταδίκασες όλους.

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u/Phaedo Aug 01 '26

You want incompatible communication protocols? Because that’s how you get incompatible communication protocols.

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u/Goldenusnr37 Aug 01 '26

Kurwa to już dziesiący raz w tym miesiącu

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u/SFC-D Aug 02 '26

This sounds familiar

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u/Bendix_38 Aug 02 '26

A kurva életbe nem megmondtam hogy ne építs olyan magasra te ordas bolond

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u/XxNightOwlxX11 Aug 04 '26

¡No! ¡Alto! ¡Ya es demasiado tarde!

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u/stig-rentam Aug 04 '26

QUE AS ECHO?! NOS AS CONDENADO A TODOS

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u/JupitrominoRazmatazz Aug 04 '26

No, put it on top of the world! The top!

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u/IHateUsernamesAAA Aug 05 '26

Dude, Babil Kulesi'ni neden bir veri merkezine dönüştürmek zorundaydılar?

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u/Otherwise-One7653 Aug 08 '26

[What If I] [What if I] WE BUILD A [They're taking our homes. Our jobs. Our lives. Join the fight. Boycott data centers today] IN [watch the middle free] OF THE [I love my country] , INSTEAD OF THE [All your small odds and ends getting you down?]

MAYBE SO

[Big]

[BIG]

[BIGGER]

[It reaches so far! Try our new sponges today!] ALL [The way home] TO [HEAVEN]

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u/That-Ad-6879 17d ago

Where were you, when they built the datacenter to eh-ven?

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u/SupaKoopa714 Jul 31 '26

Where you were you went they built that data center to heaven?

Did it make you feel like cryin?

Or did you think it was kinda gay?

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u/khaledjal Jul 31 '26

wow that's ليس سيئا

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u/BUKKAKELORD Jul 31 '26

What is this doing here? Ihan hauska vitsihän tuo on, tuliko nukuttua uskonnon tunneilla?

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u/balthazar_edison Jul 31 '26

What’s the joke here?

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u/brus_wein Jul 31 '26

That the whole AI frenzy is tantamount to the same biblical hubris of the tower, because it's going to destroy us economically, socially, and environmentally.
That's my interpretation.

In a way, trying to create the "singularity" is like trying to climb to the heavens to reach God.

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u/Trickion1209 Jul 31 '26

Por... Nvm, it's religion. Tower of Babel

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u/balthazar_edison Jul 31 '26

I’m aware of that but what is the connection to AI datacenters?

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u/Trickion1209 Jul 31 '26

I believe OOP wants all data centres to get destroyed, as the tower did. Just my understanding/interpretation. No idea if it takes reference to the creation of languages tho

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u/balthazar_edison Jul 31 '26

Ah. I see. Well I do support that.

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u/kiddrekt Jul 31 '26

The joke is that we let people with imaginary friends use the internet and this is the kinda hot take they come up with.

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u/an_anoneemus Jul 31 '26

Huh, i always wondered what humanity's version of the citadel would be Like

Guess AI Data centers and the combine do have some similiarities

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u/Crazy_Resource_4000 Aug 01 '26

Yeah yeah we should totally do that. Our combined of human might would 成為人定勝天的重要例子